This second part focuses on the bachelor party and a comparison of the old porno films and the new ones. It is also about the generational differences and what was considered sexy through recent history. And of course, what is a good bachelor party without a little teasing of the groom? It is a bit twisted.
I liked to rile up Steve. He got mad easily but he always calmed down shortly after. He got me back a couple of times after that with practical jokes. I decided not to push my luck.
"What's the matter Rick, loosing your touch?" he kidded me.
He must have decided to forgive me because the only thing he said to me later about the strip poker game was "What is done is done. I can't change anything now. Lori doesn't remember anything so I am good with it. No more getting her drunk and definitely no more strip poker!"
Yes, that rug brings back memories.
The Bachelor Party
The day of the bachelor party was here and I was having it at my place. I had the bar fully stocked and plenty of snacks. I was ordering pizza and then we were getting on with the games and porn. I insisted on paying for the whole thing. It was the least I could do for a great couple.
Steve and I were waiting at the door when the people starting arriving around 7:00 P.M. It was great to meet Lori's brothers Mark and Brian and her father Len. I had met Steve's brother Joe and his father Kevin before. Steve's uncle arrived and introduced himself.
"Call me uncle Harry." he said. "Everybody else does."
Roger and Stephen, two old friends of Steve, I had met many times before in the bar.
I fixed pre-dinner drinks for all the guests until the pizzas arrived. We ate well and had wine with the meal.
We started with the games. We had pin the boobie on the cardboard cutout, condom toss where we blew up condoms and tried to get then in the cardboard girls cutout cunt, but the most fun was the inflatable doll blowup. Steve seemed to be having fun walking around with his inflatable ball and chain around his leg. Copious amounts of alcohol were being consumed.
I hooked up the blu ray player and my computer to my 55 inch LCD TV.
"I went to the adult film store and got us a DVD and a Blu Ray Disc." I explained the evolution of porn films, from the old peep shows where you stuck in a nickel to 8mm films, videotapes, DVDs, Blu ray and interactive digital.
"I remember that my dad had an old 8mm black and white silent film called The three bares. Those were the first boobies I ever saw. The National Geographics were also good for seeing African women's tits!" piped up Uncle Harry. We all laughed. What a guy!
"When I was growing up I worked cleaning up in a barbershop and read all the Playboys after hours. I saw lots of tits but for years I wondered what a cunt looked like!" Lori's dad said.
"My first glance at tits was when I saw a woman lose her top in a swimming pool diving in. Too bad we didn't have cell phone cameras then!" Steve's dad said. "I was in heaven! Nowadays the mystery is gone for kids. "
I was amazed at how the crowd mentality and booze could loosen things up.
"Yeah, all you have to do now is go on the internet and see all the cunts and tits you could ever want." Lori's brother Mark added.
"Well, not all the tits and cunts!" I laughed while looking at Steve.
"How about you Steve, how old were you when you lost your virginity?" I kidded him. He turned red and didn't say anything with his father right there.
"Back in the 1920s you could buy nude photographs. Later, magazines like Playboy and Penthouse came out and other more graphic ones like Hustler. When Playboy first came out, the style was for heavier models like Marilyn Munroe and Jane Mansfield. These days people seem to think skinny is sexy. Now you can't compete with the internet. Even Playboy has given up publishing nude pictures." I explained.
"Well, on with the show. This first DVD is quite an old one. This is called the Plumber."
This one started off fast. It had relatively low resolution and a lame plot. A plumber and his assistant started almost right away banging away on this housewife using every thinkable position.
"A kiss boy, a kiss. Don't start with a mad rush to the Clitorus!" Lori's dad said, doing a poor John Cleese impression. We all laughed.
"Look at the size of that guy's cock! That can't be real!" added Joe.
"Oh, I don't know. Some guy named Jonah Falcon was in a documentary. He had a cock 13.5 inches long. A guy called Cabrera pulled out his cock. It measured out at 18.9 inches. He weighed it and it weighed two pounds. He even has an xray of it to prove it is real!" I said.
"Stop shitting us Rick!" someone said.
Those guys in the video kept pounding and pounding away at that poor skinny housewife. The guys were cheering him on with a lot of crude remarks.
Finally the video ended.
"Now I want to show you a Blu-ray and interactive digital copy that shows you what they can do with porno these days. You can get every possible kink and orgy action you want. I chose this one because it shows the many special effects they can do with the same model."
"Some of these are 3D even. If I had a 3D television I could demonstrate. Imagine tits looking like they could put your eye out looking like they were right in front of your nose!" There were agreements that that would be amazing.
"Let me skip the lame story line and go to the special effects." I said pointing to the screen.
The menu had many different options for what you could do with the woman. There was fucking with many different positions, stripping from any number of outfits that you chose, shower scene, nude exercise from a camera angle of your choice, and even the ability to rotate the nude woman in any way you like. "Any preferences?"
"Let's start out slow. How about the shower scene?" Uncle Harry said. I clicked on the icon and it started out with a rear shot of a woman in the shower. It was in high definition and you could see every freckle on her ass.
"At least that woman has some meat on her bones." laughed Uncle Harry. They all nodded in agreement.
The camera angle changed to a closeup of her face.
"The ring through her lip ruins the effect. Show the rest of her!" Lori's dad yelled.
The camera angle switched to the front in high definition and showed beautiful tits and a shaved cunt.
"What the hell!" Uncle Harry complained. "She has rings through her nipples and her clit! No metal detectors or MRIs for her." he laughed.
"That is the style for some of the models these days" I said helpfully.
"I like it! Look at those gorgeous tits and cunt" Stephen said. There was unanimous agreement on that.
