The beginning of this story will be somewhat familiar if you've read the first three chapters of my previous work 'Westrons'. Just as in that story, the title won't make sense until (much) later.
My excellent editors, Alianath Iriad and Lastman416 informed me a while back that I have a 'formula' in my writing, especially when it concerns my MC (and some of the readers who comment have told me the same). This is another attempt to vary the formula just a bit. Hope you like it.
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Counsellor Treng tapped me on the shoulder.
- "Major Gomez wants to see you in his office."
My friend Fournier, sitting across from me, looked concerned. I could only shrug my shoulders as I stood up. I had no idea why the Senior Counsellor would be calling me for a meeting.
"On the double, Cadet. Hop hop."
- "Yes, Sir."
Off I went. Treng was a pot-bellied desk jockey whose only advice was to 'go along to get along'. Gomez was a different proposition: he handed out demerits and suspensions like they were candy. The only Senior Officer who scared me more was Colonel Pelek, AFOTA Senior Commander. He was one cranky son of a bitch.
AFOTA is the Armed Forces' Officer Training Academy, home to some 1500 cadets, plus their trainers and instructors, professors and administrators - all male. The female officer candidates were on Rymmel 3, a mere 200 light years away. The two academies were strictly segregated by gender, to prevent humanity's greatest fear: 'transgender fraternization'.
Honestly, if the mere presence of the opposite sex is enough to distract a cadet from his studies, what's that guy going to do when he becomes an officer, and temptation is all around? In my humble opinion, cadets should have been assigned nymphomaniac roommates, just as a test of our powers of concentration (they could also have graded us on physical stamina and creativity).
As I made my way to the admin wing, I had enough time to wonder why Gomez hadn't simply buzzed me on my wrist comm. Why have Treng tell me in person? Well, that's the Army, I guess.
Yours not to reason why, Yours but to do and die.
The Counsellor's door was slightly ajar. I knocked.
- "Come in." I heard.
The man behind the desk wasn't Major Gomez.
For one thing, the uniform was all wrong. AFOTA administrators wear the colour of their previous service: grey for the army, blue for the navy, and brown for support services. I knew that the Chiefs of Staffs wore black, but this guy's uniform was green. He had the insignia of a Captain.
Captain whoever-he-was was very tall, and sat straight-backed. He looked as if he had been an athlete not so very long ago.
"Close the door, and sit down." he said.
- "I was told to meet with Major Gomez, Sir." I said.
The man in green blinked. Once. His expression didn't change.
- "For today, I
am
Major Gomez. Understood?"
That confirmed it. Whoever this guy was, he was a Captain, and I'd been summoned to meet with him. That was good enough. I closed the door, and sat down.
He gave me a good, long look. I'm not easily intimidated, but I was a bit uncomfortable.
"How are you doing, Cadet?" he asked.
- "Fine, Sir." What other answer is there?
- "I've been looking at your first year grades. Your best is a First. Your worst is a 161st. That's reasonably consistent. You have talent. If you keep it up, you could graduate in the top 10%."
That wasn't a question, so I kept my mouth shut.
"Tops in psychology. Top ten in tactics. Top 100 in athletics, and individual combat. Good scores in UC, but not so great in leadership." He smirked at that.
UC was unarmed combat. I
was
good at it. Not the best, but good enough to earn respect. As for leadership... I don't think that our instructors would have recognized real leadership if it had slapped them in the face - not that I gave a shit about being a leader.
No, I wasn't gifted with humility. Not in those days, anyway. I was big, strong, and smart. Quick, too - both physically and mentally. And yes, a bit of an asshole - but I admit it. Is that humility?
"Where do you think that will get you?" he said.
- "Sir?"
- "What kind of future do you envision for yourself, Cadet?" He smirked again.
- "That will depend on my assignment, Sir." I answered. Asshole. He knew very well that I had no control over that - much as I would have liked to.
- "You may be imagining a prestigious post on a battle cruiser. Or perhaps a place in a combat unit, where casualties are high and promotions are rapid. But you're far more likely to end up in a garrison on a remote planet, or on the support staff at a military base. Do you know why I think that, Cadet?"
- "Connections, Sir." I knew where he was going with this, so I decided to cut the lesson short. Or shorter.
- "That's right." said the Captain. "Connections. You haven't got any."
My father was a civil engineer, while my mother was a city councillor. They had just enough money and ambition to send me here and partially pay my way.
"The plum positions," continued the Captain, "go to those with titles, or with fathers who can call in favours. There's always a place for geniuses, too, but you're not one of those. What's left over after the top spots are taken... well, that's what you can aspire to. Staff jobs usually don't go to UC champions. Your one hope would be to be sent to a sector where a war broke out - but that's not likely to happen, is it? No real wars for two decades, and no prospects of one for another twenty years. The Armed Forces will send you where they need you most - but they don't exactly need
you
, do they?"
This wasn't really news to me - I'm not stupid. But this guy was definitely shitting on my breakfast. I just couldn't figure out why.
"Do you go on rages, Cadet?" said the Captain.
He had changed tack so quickly that I was caught off guard.
- "Rages, Sir?"
- "I attended this very institution." he said. "The rages haven't changed."
- "Oh? What year did you graduate, Sir? If you don't mind my asking..." I was hoping to get an idea of how old this prick was.
- "I don't mind. I didn't graduate." he said. "But I know what rages are. Do I have to repeat the question?"
He didn't graduate. There had to be a story there. But he knew about rages. Every six or seven days, the cadets were given a short break (akin to Shore leave) for a brief blowout. They're called 'rages', or 'hoot and hollers'. Hundreds of cadets - sometimes almost a thousand - descend on the 18th district for a hyper pub crawl. For many, the goal is simply to get smashed. The more ambitious try to pick up women - or to combine the two activities (which I don't recommend).
- "Yes, Sir. I know what rages are."
- "And how do you do on those occasions?" said the Captain.
- "Sir?"
- "How successful are you with women?"
This was too weird. An army officer asking me if I got lucky? The truth of it was... well, I'm tall, well-built, and fairly handsome. Not a pretty boy; more of a man's man than a fashion model. But there are women who like the look, and I have the gift of divining the right approach. It's all about reading the girl; they don't
all
want to be told that they're beautiful. The prettiest women get lots of compliments. Some like to be surprised. Some are bored, or are looking for something different. Some like to laugh, and others are just waiting to be told what they want. The trick is figuring out which type they are.
I'm not a genius. But I understand a few things, and I can calculate odds. Most guys try the same crude jokes and the same inane pick-up lines. You can guess how often they're successful. I take risks, occasionally - but they're calculated risks. And I succeed more often than the best Powerball players.
- "I do reasonably well, Sir."
- "What do you do for money, Cadet?" The Captain looked me right in the eye.
This was a trap. Or a test. He already knew the answer. That information wasn't in my file. Who had he asked?
See, about half of the cadets are rich - or their families are. Another third are legacies; their tuition is waived because they're the sons of military officers. The last sixth are guys like me, here on a scholarship, and/or modest support from their parents. Rooms, meals and incidentals cost almost 6,000 a month. I was lucky if I had a thousand left over.
The Captain had been here. He knew how rages worked. The groupies and nubiles who flocked to the 18th when the cadets were let out to play expected to be brought drinks. And if you were going to score with them, you'd have to spring for a hotel room and a bottle or two. That could easily cost two or three grand.
"You're not a caddy, are you?"