Chapter 11: A Less Gentle Sting
Romano woke up sore and salty on the deck of his bungalow; Ingrid was nowhere to be seen. Glancing around he saw a note under the whiskey bottle. It was empty now and half responsible for his pounding head. He grabbed the note, wrapped the blanket Ingrid had left him around his waist, and stumbled in, toward blessed coffee.
As the espresso bubbled up on the stove, he collected himself and opened Ingrid's note.
"You were a good boy last night Giacco, let's do it again some time. I'll ask after the name of the blackmail victim. Call me later and I'll tell you what I find out."
Romano felt himself stir a bit, reading, and remembering the night before. But then he remembered his promise to Lydia. Three days, four tops, to wrap this up. And how the fuck was he going to do that? He drank his espresso and considered. Sometimes, if the facts of the mystery wouldn't reveal themselves, you had to push on the parts till something fell out. Drastic action was needed.
Romano had Catterina send Sergeant Carlo to his office. He hadn't liked the way she'd eyed him up and down, practically licking her lips, so he'd camped in his office, scratching marks on the piles of papers, in lieu of signing.
"What's up, boss?" Carlo asked on entry.
Romano recounted his new intelligence regarding the alleged blackmail scheme. "Ingrid says she can find out at least one victim's name. But tying a suicide to blackmail is a hard task, as you know. I have an alternative idea."
Carlo, who'd worked with Romano for almost two decades, and knew him too well, didn't like the sound of that. "Boss, your ideas always end in my humiliation." And then, with a long sigh, "ok, what are we doing?"
"We need to catch her in the act, Carlo. That means we need to be the target of the blackmail. You can understand that, right?"
"You mean I need to be the target of the blackmail, right?" asked Carlo
"She already knows me, it would never work," answered Romano. "You've never actually talked to her. You missed her at the scene and you've been out for both interviews. Did you bump into her on your way back from Palermo?"
"Uh, no. I don't think I did. But what do I have to lose, that she'd think she could blackmail me?"
"Good question, Carlo," answered Romano, "I guess it will be the fear your wife will leave you and take all your money."
"Boss, my wife? What wife now?"
"Catterina!" called Romano. And then to Carlo, "You better get a suit, we're gonna need to stage some photos."
Catterina had sniffed at Carlo. "Not the husband I would have chosen, but I guess you'll do. What kind of pictures do we want. Bikini?" she'd said, starting to disrobe right there in Romano's office.
The men had quickly waved her off. "A dress. A summer dress will do," practically pleaded Romano.
In the end, they got three usable snaps, in wallet size, in three outfits. And Catterina did some computer wizardry to put them in different seasons. She'd also managed to turn Carlo bright red by offering to "consummate" the marriage to improve the cover story. But only if Romano would stay and observe.
Carlo got his revenge by leaving the Inspector alone with his aggressive desk officer in order to go call the Pink Pussy and try to set up a date for that evening.
Catterina had used the opportunity to ask for some hands-on pointers for cuffing a suspect.
"If she's in cuffs, she can't get her hands on me," thought Romano.
In the event, however, it was Romano in cuffs, sat at his desk, a happy Catterina moaning and sighing while bouncing in his lap.
"Please, Catterina, Carlo could be back any minute," pleaded Romano