Chapter 4: Mrs. P
Walter, our van driver and general handyman looked puzzled when I said I would ride along to the flower wholesaler. Priscilla had not arrived so I left her a note to explain that we would be back soon.
I told Walter that I had not had time to prepare a list of what we needed. I had not slept well and had trouble concentrating.
"You don't look so good Kid," Walter said. "What happened?"
I did not want to talk about my misfortune of getting slung from the bosom of a female. "I got beat up for telling the truth," I said jokingly.
By the time we got back to the shop Wendy had called twice to check on my condition. Priscilla was dumbfounded by Wendy's line of questioning. She eyed me with suspicion; I could tell the questions had made her curious.
I went into the house to call Wendy; wanting to forestall further conversations about me. "I'm fine," I said. "Now stop talking to Pris. about it."
"Cotton, I'm so relieved. I feel badly about what happened. What can I do to make it up to you?"
"Humm..." I answered. "I'll think of something."
"You're Frisky," She giggled. "Did Ellen really say that? The timing seems so, well, inappropriate."
"About being prepared?" I had a feeling that was what she was referring to.
"Yes," she said, in the raspy high pitched voice that drove me crazy.
"I know what you mean about timing. It took me by surprise. I was shocked to hear her bringing it up at this point. We had spent the afternoon going over the steps in detail and the subject of protection had not come up. I was pissed!"
There were sounds coming from the other end of the line that I could not place. It could be the from the phone cord rubbing against something, I thought. Then it came to me. Wendy was making a soft noise at the base of her throat.
"Ah, Cotton?" She said hesitantly. "Were you pissed last night?"
"What do you think?" I joked. I considered telling her about the date I had missed with Sandy. I wondered what I had really missed.
"Did you stay pissed at Ellen?"
"Oh my No! She was just stalling. That's what she told me later. She handed me a condom and told me to put it on. She was stalling because she needed some time to recover. That's all. The being prepared part was just her fulfilling her role as teacher. I bought condoms the next day. Ellen told me about a guy she knew who carried one in his sock so that is what I've always done."
"Which sock?" She said with enough rasp to make her sound sexy.
"Why don't you try to find out some time?"
"Are you really okay, Cotton?"
"Sure," I said. "That's not the first time I've taken a knock on the head while trying to get laid."
"Oh?"
I should have kept my mouth shut. I knew what was coming.
"Tell me," she said.
It was Saturday morning, our busiest day of the week. I was needed to help take phone orders and to answer questions to customers. Walter and Pris would be swamped and mistakes would be made. Chaos would rein!
I extended the telephone cord out as far as it would reach; stretched out on the couch and considered how to begin. I would have to be careful. Mrs. P was well known in the town. She may have even been a client at the law firm where Wendy worked. I had always referred to her as Mrs. P but even that could be dangerous. Recklessly, I began.
Mrs. P called one night and wanted our display picked up. Marcie spoke to her at length. She first suggested that Walter could go first thing in the morning. There was chatter from the other end. Then Marcie said we could get by without it until the weekend. More chatter. Marcie yielded, saying she would send me.
"I'm sorry, Cotton, you'll have to go. She doesn't want us coming tomorrow for some reason. It's just the display, Walter picked up everything else this afternoon. She wouldn't let him bring the display because she wanted her kids to see it when they got home from school. Now she wants it out of her house." Marcie was holding back but I knew by her tone that she did not like kowtowing to this women.
It was the 11th of April. I later recorded it in my journal because it was the first time Marcie had called me by the nick name Ellen had given me and it was the first time I was permitted to drive the van alone. These events were minor compared to the real reason the journal entry was made.
"Cotton," Marcie called to me as I was leaving, "be polite but don't let her give you any Shit!" That would also go in the journal, I thought.
Mrs. P had held a women's gathering at her home that day and we had handled the floral arrangement. We had delivered the various pedestals, vases and baskets early that morning. There were enough pieces to fill the entire down stairs, including a giant center piece for the dining room table.
Once everything was inside Marcie sent Walter back to the shop and me to school. She would remain to set everything up and arrange the flowers.
I was glad to be excused because there had been some discussion between Mrs. P and Marcie concerning the placement of the items we had brought. I overheard Mrs. P complain that one of the baskets we had brought did not match the others. As I went out the door I heard Marcie say that basket was slated to go in front of the fire place.
"The display is to go there." Mrs. P said with a tone of finality. I nearly went back to remove the odd basket but thought better of it.
The 'display' was one of a kind. Marcie had designed it and a blacksmith had fabricated it for her. It was made of wrought iron and had been painted white. It stood over four feet high and barely fit in the van. A large number of cut flowers could be placed in the slots in the circular top and the spokes that extended from the center. It was in demand. We got wedding jobs because we were the only company with such a lavish piece. It only weighed about forty pounds but was awkward to handle.
It was a short distance to Mrs. P's home. I backed into the drive and opened the van's back door. The house was dark except for a light at the back of the house. We had entered through the front door that morning but I headed toward the light. Just as I approached the back door the light went out. I recognized Mrs.P. She motioned me in silently. It was a short wave of the hand; a commanding beckon
I followed her along a porch which spanned the back of the house. We entered the kitchen which was also dark except for a lighted clock on the stove. I noted it was 9:36 p. m. She made a sharp turn and headed down a hallway. I recognized the passage and knew where we were heading but would not been able to navigate through the maze on my own.
A street lamp in front of the house gave off just enough light for me to make out the shape of the display in front of the fireplace.
"My children are asleep upstairs so you must do this quietly," she whispered.
I shrugged, wondering if she wanted me to take off my shoes or something. When I bent to get a good hold on the display I heard a hiss.
"Don't take it without removing the flowers, those are long stemmed roses."
I knew what they were, Marcie had inserted three dozen yellow roses in the slots. They peaked out around a bow made of wide yellow ribbon. Naturally Mrs. P. wanted to save the roses.
She disappeared for a minute then re-emerged, bringing with her a basket to hold the roses. I untied the bow and proceeded to remove the prized flowers.
Mrs. P walked backwards in order to guide me down the hall towards the kitchen. She warned me at the most, three times to be careful. As we navigated the turn at the kitchen, I saw the time on the stove clock. It was 11 minutes to ten. I wanted to ask why even one light hadn't been turned on.
I repeated the phrase, 'The customer is always right!' silently to myself.
We moved along the porch. I was breathing easier as the path was wider and the door was only a few feet away. Mrs. P stopped in her tracks causing me to bump into her. It was pitch black and I had not anticipated the stop.
"Cotton? That is your name isn't it?" she whispered as she turned towards me. Her hairline seemed to be about even with my chin. I could just make out the whites of her eyes.
I realized she could not see my nod, "yes, it's my nickname."
"Cotton, would you do something for me?"
I bent down so the display would not make any noise when it met the floor, "Sure."
"I need a roast from the freezer and I can't reach it, would you?"
We had just passed the freezer. I had not noticed it on the way by. I followed her until we banged in to a large box with a lid that she lifted.
"It's there on the left," she said, holding the lid open and pointing inside. I moved around her and leaned into the cold steam that was rising through the dark opening. If there was something down there I would have to find it by feel. Why doesn't she turn on the lights, I thought.
I leaned over the side and reached out as far as I could. Other than cold air I felt nothing.