When Mr and Mrs Ralph Peterson along with Vivian Laaning arrived at their suite in Niagara Falls, Canada, their first order of business was to take a shower. To save water and preserve the environment the trio showered together. They had fun washing each other, but showed remarkable restraint by confining their activities to the sole purpose of getting rid of the grime accumulated during their relatively long road trip.
After the shower, the women decided for the evening meal to dress up in cocktail dresses. Vivian's dress was a light purple in color with thinnest of straps to hold it up. Her arms and shoulders were bare but the dress which ran down to just above the ankles completely covered her bosom showing no cleavage. Still in that dress Vivian was sexy as hell. Angela was in a dark purple dress that glamorously showed off her cleavage, and went down about mid calf.
Vivian teased Angela at the price she paid for her dress which cost north of $900. Her own dress only cost Vivian $150 but was just as spectacular. Of course the discrepancy in price was due to the fact that she sewed her dress herself as opposed to purchasing it off the rack. Ralph for his part dressed in a smart suit and tie. The three of them presented a picture of beauty and glamour. Heads definitely turned as they entered the restaurant of the hotel known as 'The Keg'. Not only were the three of them easy on the eyes, but they were beyond doubt the most sophisticated in dress. Most of the patrons were dressed in casual attire reflective of a typical affluent touristy crowd.
Their table offered a most gorgeous breath taking view of the Horseshoe Falls. Even though they dined at night, the Falls were illuminated to make the scene even more impressive. The spectacular view created an unforgettable delightful ambience for the meal that could be rarely duplicated. In addition during their meal there was a display of fireworks which capped the marvelous display for the tourists.
Vivian's order was for an appetizer escargot stuffed mushrooms, plus French onion soup, and for the entrΓ©e an 8 oz filet mignon with Alaska King Crab legs. The other two chose similar orders. For wine they consumed three bottles of a Gamay Beaujolais. After an arduous road trip, the relaxing atmosphere of the sumptuous diner put everyone into a good mood, dispelling any negative thoughts that may have lingered as a result of the highway police confrontation, and possible consequences that could have happened.
Therefore the conversation was quite ebullient. Vivian was the instigator of the various conversations since the newlyweds were content simply to enjoy the euphoria of their newly acquired marital status while ignoring their unorthodox style of their honeymoon vacation. With this in mind, Vivian asked:
"I've come to grips with your bizarre choice of having me tag along with you in your honeymoon. Goodness knows our threesome sex encounters in the past have sure been exciting. And the three of us have history with each other. However as I've become aware of the affluence both of you enjoy, I can't help thinking that it is odd of you, especially you Angela to desire to pursue a rather prosaic form of honeymoon destination, rather than some more luxurious locale.
"By that I mean, from my point of view under my circumstances, as a farmer's daughter, this kind of honeymoon, sans a third wheel of course, would be ideal. I would be ecstatic of having all my girlish fantasies come true.
"However now knowing more fully your upbringing Angela, I would have thought that you must have imagined in your childhood, a more elaborate honeymoon scenario. That is not to say I've any criticism of your honeymoon plans. Surely going to Niagara Falls for one's honeymoon is certainly a desired venue by the average run of the mill bride. But you're not an average run of the mill bride, and you can afford a more expensive honeymoon."
Angela answered as Vivian's remarks were clearly directed at her:
"You're damn right I'm not a typical run of the mill bride! As you know Vivian I consider myself to be a well adjusted young female."
Both of them started laughing at this assertion by Angela, which had by now become an inside joke between themselves. And she continued:
"Actually Vivian, it is true that when I was a young girl, I did indeed envision marrying a handsome fairy tale prince and experience a honeymoon similar to the ones that my sisters went through. However as I've related to you, once I did become sexually active, there was no prince in the offing, and I resorted to dabbling in the love prescriptions Γ la mode Sappho.
"However, then I met you, and through you I did meet my handsome fairy tale prince after all: my sweet Ralphie! That is of course why I wanted you as my maid of honor in the wedding ceremony. But that in my mind was not a sufficient show of gratitude I felt for you, as being the catalyst for me finding the man of my dreams. Since we've had threesomes before Ralph and I were engaged, and since we'd had threesomes while we were engaged, it seems appropriate that we have threesomes while Ralph and I are actually married. And that is why I asked you to accompany us during our honeymoon.
"Now I may be over sensitive, but I did fear that if I chose to go to some exotic locales for my honeymoon like the Carribean, or the Pacific south islands, or for that matter in Europe, I might have encountered some embarrassing questions by hotel staff. You will note that when we registered at this hotel, no eyebrows were raised as the three of us were booked into a two bedroom suite.
"I guess the bottom line is that Ralph, and I have the wherewithal that we can tourist all over the world in the future. But for our honeymoon it must mean something special for both of us. And having you share our honeymoon is as special as its gets."
Vivian looked at Angela with a truly stunned expression. She just could not comprehend the bizarre rationale behind Angela's thought processes. So before she could stop herself, Vivian said:
"You know you're weird! Don't you?"
As soon as the words escaped her mouth, she could have kicked herself as she knew exactly what Angela's retort would be. Sure enough the new bride replied:
"Au contraire my fun loving bi sexual friend. There's nothing weird about me. I reiterate that I'm merely a well adjusted young female."
All that Vivian could come back with: