Variation on a theme of human attraction.
The AGM at Microweb's Chicago office had just finished. By a bit of good planning and, even although I say it myself, ingenuity - I managed to sustain an interview with the chief sales guy TO introduce my new Android App..
. I was directed into a large fussy waiting room which adjoined the executive conference room so after the meeting was closed and the delegates piled out, I decided to take a gander inside
My being of a very inquisitive disposition having been brought up with the notion that if you don't enquire and push yourself you will end up as a bum and not a successful top of the notch person.
That is how it is in Chicago and much of the United States for that matter, you either failed and were called a bum or you made it big time, There seemed to be no place for the in-betweens, which I was right now, so I needed to get a sale for the new App to climb the power ladder.
Looking around the large and very splendid conference room I dreamed of the day I could make it and be like the top brass of Microweb.
I hear a shuffling, I couldn't see anyone but it was coming from the top chair. I could tell that because it was the most decorated chair with a velvet back cover and the like.
But that is where the scuffling was coming from so I moved to take a closer look.
There to my surprise was a very scrumptious girl in a tight fitting black pencil dress crouched on her knees - apparently sniffing the director's chair.
Crouched as she was with her knees placed well apart, her skirt riding above her knees I should have loved at that moment being a little creature that could spy up her skirt. That is the way I am - any girl looking so great pulled my devoted attention like a pin to a magnet, but exactly what she was up to seemed just a little freaky. At the time.
She was so indulged with what she was doing that she couldn't have known I was there, looking down at her with some astonishment.
I coughed to announce my presence and watched her jump up like a firecracker looking very flushed and embarrassed.
I ventured to ask why was she sniffing the seat of the chair so robustly.
She looked decidedly awkward and kept her silence, except to eventually ask who the devil was I.
When I explained she told me I had no rights to go sniffing around the building like I owned it.
"Seems to me you are the one doing the sniffing" I declared.
She looked at me hesitantly, her blonde hair and blue eyes took me in right away, she had culture and feminine magnificence in my book and a figure to fight a war for.
She slumped on the chair, her skirt riding up to reveal gorgeous thighs and showing those shapely pair of knees again.
"I don't know why I should tell you this but I am head over heels in love with our director."
"But your director is female from all accounts" I queried naively.
I realised what I had just said and the way she looked at me said it all. She was a lesbian and there was me thinking what a waste, she would do me nicely after office hours. Or a quickie under the table would not go amiss!
I felt sorry for her though. What a state to get into, that the only pleasure she could get of the one she loved was to farcify herself in such a degrading way.
Or was I being prudish?, flashing through my mind was when I went through a sniffing stage myself after my brother's girl friend had it away with him on the couch. I'd heard them at it from my room upstairs and immediately they left for Jack to drive her home, there I was, face into the cushion where she had sat having a rollicking time.
Then it occurred to me, had I disturbed something - was this girl, who apparently was the director's secretary, about to relieve herself too, like I did. Or is it enough for women just to get their kicks just sniffing?
But whether it was because she liked me, or she just that wanted to be sure I would not let the cat out of the bag, we agreed that if she kept quiet about my being where I shouldn't be - then I would keep her little secret to myself too.
"Have you ever thought about trying to initiate an intimate relationship with the boss?" I asked
"Janice Johnson, that's her name she said "and you may call me Pauline" and then she told me that the Director was not of her leaning, she was married to Sir Humphrey Johnson, "that is her picture up there, hanging on the wall" she said pointing up to it.
"Wow!" I returned.. "She looks a bit of alright, I wish I could be Sir Humphrey for a night!"
"You would have no chance in hell"
"By the way my name is Scott" I added ;feeling that we were getting along fine now the initial embarrassment was over.
"Thanks for understanding, Scott, I appreciate that."
I told her, by way of consoling her, about my sniffing episode - that is does have its benefits, There is something there of the person you adore.
She seemed to chill and look more comfortable then and she divulged that she always went to bed with a pair of Janice's panties under her pillow. Then she confessed that she was also wearing a pair Janice put in the laundry yesterday.
"That is one of the perks of being her secretary, I work in close proximity with her and that makes me feel rather special and, in a way part of her."
"Wish I could take a sniff" I gleaned, feeling a little lusty at that point.
She laughed. "I told you Scott, I am not that way inclined and even if I was I wouldn't be your sort."
"I would holy disagree, a girl like you gives a guy like me a very pleasurable viewing."
I was bold and decided to ask her outright was she about to do something when I saw her sniffing.
"I prefer to wait until I know I wont be disturbed, in my bedroom at night, that is divine, she smells so divine and I do get myself worked up into a frenzy."
That is something unique I have discovered about women, They can wait, if they are not too worked up, to sexually relieve themselves, whereas a guy has to do it at the first available opportunity.
"Poor you" I said. "You need something to down your craving from what I saw. You were so resolute in what you were doing you didn't know I was there. Can I do a little something?
She raised herself from the director's chair and straightened her skirt looking very tempting and delicious.