Chapter 1
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" There was a long pause of silence as Bob contemplated his options and possible responses; he wasn't a particularly rash person given to impulsive responses. Of course, the people sitting at the table in front of him were also not particularly focused on what he had been asked or what the implications of his response might be. Three were reading or writing on their tablets, two were whispering to an aide, three were leafing through file folders and one was trying to keep his eyes open. Only one man was looking at Bob and he had a deep frown on his well-publicized face.
"Mr. Jensen, you have not answered the question. Do you swear to tell the truth in his hearing?"
"Senator Bright, I always tell the truth as I know it or understand it unless I am being manipulated. In that case, I will tell you what you want to hear."
By now all of the other members of the panel were silent and focused on the one man sitting in front of them.
"Mr. Jensen, this is a joint investigative committee of Congress looking into several serious activities. Why would we want to manipulate you?"
"Because you are all politicians. None of you cares about the truth; only that the perception of the truth that best fits your agenda. That makes me a pawn in a multi-level game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and I am the jackass."
The Senator frowned even more deeply and replied, "Your cynicism is a hindrance to these proceedings although we were warned that you might be difficult. Ms. Wainwright, please take Mr. Jensen to the anteroom and clarify what he needs to do. There will be a ten minute recess." The gavel sharply announced the recess as well as his displeasure.
A tall, professionally dressed woman in her early to mid-thirties came towards Bob with an equally serious look on her face and motioned for him to follow her to a side door. He rose and dutifully followed her. Once inside the room with the door closed, she began, "Mr. Jensen, what exactly is your problem with testifying before this hearing?"
"What is your name? Your first name? Out there you can be Ms. Moneypenny for all I care; but if you want to talk to me alone, my name is Bob."
She looked startled for a moment and then said, "Penelope, but people call me Penny."
"Thank you, Penny. Now there are several reasons why I am reluctant to play the game out there. First and foremost, I have no idea what they are investigating or why I am here. Second, I was told to 'be here or else' and the 'or else' wasn't specified. However, I did not take kindly to a man with large muscles and a small brain threatening me. How is that for starters?"
The young woman looked at him with a mildly shocked look on her face. "Do you mean that they did not give you the subpoena and tell you to consult an attorney?"
"No ma'am. Well, they gave me an envelope and said to get an attorney but I was paying more attention to the 9mm Glock his hand was resting on than the envelope. I have a thing about people who need a gun to just talk to me. They have bigger problems than me to worry about and they might just decide to take them out on me."
"Are you serious?"
"Penny, as you get to know me you will find out that I don't lie. Like I told whatshisanme in there, I may not know everything that is going on behind the scenes but I will tell you the truth as I know it. Many people don't want to hear that truth; they prefer to hear a watered down version with a happy ending. So I piss a lot of people off. That is why your boss out there got bent out of shape over my response or lack of one."
"He isn't my boss. I work for Congress as a whole to keep these hearings efficient and moving forward. They have a lot of demands for their time."
"It is a shame that they don't have time to listen to the truth. If they did that, they would be wasting a lot less time trying to sort through all of the PR stuff and political wrangling."
"You are probably right. But right now, we have to go back in there. They want to know about that mission ten years ago where something happened when you were involved."
"Ah, now that makes sense. They are looking for a scapegoat and I am the chosen one. Then you can tell the big boy that I will be glad to tell him the truth about that except for a couple of details that are of no concern to anyone."
For the first time, she smiled and said, "That is all I can ask you to do?"
"I wish they were as easy as you are but I doubt it."
"Why do you say that? They are mostly pretty good guys."
"Maybe. But we aren't sitting around drinking beer and eating barbeque, are we? They are on a stage and they each have a part to play. Four of them are trying to make the other four look like bad guys and vice versa. The only way that one side wins is if the truth fits their agenda better than the other. That means that whichever one comes up short will need a scapegoat and that will be me. So let's get the show on the road. I need to be home by Friday to harvest some stuff for the market on Saturday."
"What do you do?"
"I grow onions, garlic, some herbs, and a few other things and sell them at the Farmers Market."
"They told me that you were a super mechanic and could work on any vehicle."
"Well that is partially right. I work on vehicles for people who need the help. I don't waste my time working on rich people's toys."
"So you wouldn't help me with my seven year old Toyota that doesn't want to start?" She grinned and for the first time Bob felt a real person-to-person connection with her.
He grinned back, "Get me through this labyrinth and I will get your Toyota running like a top."
"That's a deal. We better go back in before they get antsy."
"Lead on, McDuff. The fatted calf is ready."
He couldn't see her face but felt that she was smiling as they left the anteroom and returned to the hearing chamber. Bob sat down where he had been before and Penny went to whisper to the Chairman. The others were back doing what they had been doing previously.
The Chairman slapped the gavel again and said, "This hearing is back in session. Mr. Jensen, I am told that you were not properly notified about this hearing and therefore your reluctance to swear the oath was perhaps understandable. I am now assured that you are prepared to answer our questions honestly and truthfully. Is that correct?"
"I do not pretend to know everything about the mission in question but I will answer your questions honestly and to the best of my ability."
"Unless there is an objection, I will accept this as agreeing to the oath." He looked around and was ignored by the other members of the panel. "Now you are Robert Jensen from Kaufman, Texas, spent eight years in the US Army, and attained the rank of Staff Sergeant. Is this correct?"
"Yes, except that I was really from a small town near Kaufman that nobody has ever heard of but I went to Kaufman High School. That is just a technicality."