Part Ten of 12 Lays of Xmas, the full novella version. Eleven is about 80% finished, but here is where I hit a wall for a while. Work, y'know?
Any similarity to any persons living, loving or otherwise - well - you know who you are. Oh, and Happy Birthday, baby.
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The Twelve Lays of Xmas
Ten Lords A'Leaping
The apartment was still and peaceful the following morning. I left Jessica lying in bed, curled in the warm centre of our divan, a faint smile on her face. In the middle of the night, I had awoken to find her buried under the duvet, licking at my cock, her tongue like a little kitten's. Not that I have ever had a kitten do that... well, not there. I wasn't even sure if Jess was awake, or merely enacting some oral fantasy in her dreams, but then, from under the covers, in the darkness of the night, I heard her murmur that she wanted me to enjoy her mouth, and I did, slowly, until the need ebbed up in me, and flowed into her.
Outside, snow had settled deeply, and the streets were hushed. In the apartment, all I could hear was the ticking of the clock, and the faint hum of the coffee-maker. I read yesterday's paper at the table, drank coffee and orange juice, ate toast, and felt good, in a distracted and exhausted kind of way.
There came a scratching at the door, and I thought it was Minx, who had taken to prowling the corridors of the building late at night (though we had not yet provided her with a key for the lift). It turned out to be a different minx: Lisa. She had worked late, snatched an hour or two on the sofa in her office downstairs in the club, and had now paused to see if there was breakfast at our place before going back to her own apartment for some more serious rest.
She was a little put out by the fact that Jessica had gone out to another club last night, but the details put her in a better mood, especially when I was able to tell her that I thought Jessica had found her a dancer she could employ. Lisa's club isn't a table-dancing club - though there is a small stage for live acts - but the mood can get pretty raunchy down there, and she likes to have entertainment to get the clientele in the mood to party. Very often, the entertainment would consist of her, Tasha and Jessica, costumes optional. Those were the partiest of party nights.
Lisa joined me in the kitchen, drank black coffee and ate mountains of unbuttered toast. We talked around several subjects with lengthy pauses in between. At some point, we both became aware of conversation from behind the door of the guest room - Orla and Padraig must have woken. I mentioned to Lisa that we hadn't seen much of them since Padraig arrived.
Lisa grew suddenly irritable, and went off to see if Jessica was awake. I didn't know what was wrong, and I was aware enough of Lisa's temper to know that I didn't need to be in front of it. I read the sports pages, which is what a man is supposed to do in a time of crisis like this. It was the weekend. I had been thinking about going to see the football, but I wasn't sure how that would work with Jessica's plans.
So, while I waited for people to reappear, I did a very un-guy-like thing and wrapped presents. Well, in truth, what I did was put some of the presents I had bought into nice gift bags that I had also bought, and attached appropriate labels. Then I went to put the gifts under the tree.
Shit.
I am something of a traditionalist about Christmas. The tree goes up twelve days before, and comes down twelve days after Christmas (clearing the decks for my birthday, since you asked). Jessica would have the house decorated for Christmas from about mid-July, and there were a few festive ornaments about the apartment and a wreath on the door. We just didn't have a tree. Was that supposed to have been my job? Why does no-one ever remind me of these things?
Coat, boots and scarf. Keys and wallet. I remembered there was a place a block down that had had trees last week. I'd be gone half an hour, tops.
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Two o'clock that afternoon, I was in the lift going up to our floor, holding onto our festive Norwegian tree. It would have been marginally less effort to have gone to Norway to get it, but I had the damn thing, and I had felt extraordinarily festive humping the damn thing along the street. T'is the season to be grumpy. I wondered who would be available to help decorate it.
The lift stopped before our floor, and in stepped Tasha, looking marginally bemused to find me there struggling with greenery. She pressed the button for my floor, and I realised she wasn't dressed to go out.
'You on your way to our place?' I asked, pushing foliage out of the way.
'Uh huh,' she replied, with a nod and a smile.
'You want to help dress the tree?'
She laughed, her voice musical. 'Maybe,' she answered. She made some suggestions about what could be done with Christmas balls that had nothing to do with evergreen foliage and pine needles.
She held the lift doors open while I man-handled the tree out, and along the corridor. I gave her my keys to unlock the apartment door, but Jessica was already opening it. She took one look at me struggling down the hall with the tree, and burst out laughing.
'So that is where you've been,' she said. 'It took you long enough.' I started to explain about the enormous city-wide shortage of suitable forests, but she cut me off. 'No, I mean you should have bought this weeks ago.'
I got the thing into the apartment, and we dug out a wooden tub that we had used the year before from the closet. With some wooden wedges and a lot of swearing, I got the tree upright in the corner by the window, over-looking the street. As I looked out, it struck me how many windows in the building across the street had lights twinkling in them already. Had they been there this morning? Damn, I had been distracted the last few days. But, hell, we all celebrate the season in our own way.
'The ornaments are in the storage room,' Jessica reminded me. I left her and Tasha in the apartment and went off to the basement to fetch the box.
Twenty minutes or so later, I was back at the apartment. The door was latched, and I had to knock, because Tasha had taken my keys, of course.
Jessica answered the door, and before I could speak, she whispered: 'sssh', and in the same movement by which she guided me inside, she slipped her hands over my eyes. I barely had time to recognise that the apartment was almost pitch black, save for some Christmas lights which had been hastily strewn around the window, and a string of pale amber lights which snaked a path across the floor towards the couch. Someone was sitting there.