3
Wednesday morning two uniformed police were at my door; a guy and a girl, both of them no older than their late twenties.
You know that automatic reaction when confronted by cops? You're suddenly on your guard because you're conditioned to feel guilty of something, even though you know you're in the clear? Well, I had that same reaction when I saw these two on the doorstep, only this time I had good reason to feel 'guilty of something'--specifically, fifty thousand good reasons--and the sudden tightness in my gut was a physiological response to an actual existential problem. I prayed my effort to look nonchalant was more effective than it felt on the inside. I could feel my scalp crawling.
Officers Lovering and Krapke introduced themselves and asked if I was Freddie Puck.
"I am." Voice reasonably steady. A good start, at least.
"We're making some inquiries and your name came up. I wonder if we could ask you a few questions?"
"Uh, sure. Why don't you come in?"
Everyone found themselves a seat in my tiny living room.
"You're an acquaintance of Suzanne Morris?"
This was Lovering, the woman, sitting awkwardly on the edge of an armchair, her utility belt and her hips (and possibly her professionalism) preventing her from reclining fully. The fabric of her uniform pants was tight across her solid thighs. Krapke was along the sofa from me, leaning back comfortably, calf across knee, looking at the ceiling.
Lovering's question, more like a statement with raised eyebrows, landed like a golf ball in a pond. I looked at her for a few seconds, no doubt with a baffled look on my face, because I was genuinely confused.
I'd been expecting a question--at least a hint or a reference--related to Wilmington, Delaware, to a large sum of cash, and/or to several associated corpses.
I replied, "Suzanne Morris?" and tried to find a connection between that name and the Delaware fiasco.
The clouds began to part just as Officer Lovering was reaching into her notebook, saying, "A resident of Orchard Avenue."
"Oh, Suzanne! Yes, I know her. Or, well, I met her for the first time this past weekend." The sudden relief that this was about
something else
was warm and comforting, spreading to my extremities like a first shot of bourbon.
Officer Lovering was holding up a sheet of lime-green paper, about six inches by four. Notepad paper. Of course, I knew what it was. My mobile number was at the top of the sheet and underneath was written, 'Freddie Puck, your neighborhood porn star.'
"Is this your writing?" Officer Lovering asked.
"Yes it is," I said. "How come you have it?"
Krapke answered for her, eagerly, as though he'd been waiting for his moment.
"Miss Morris was found dead in her house on Monday evening. The county coroner's office asked us to conduct preliminary inquiries for possible use in the event the death is ruled suspicious."
The news was like a punch to the gut; there was no air available even to exclaim in surprise. Not that it would have mattered; Krapke had more to say and went right on saying it. Lovering, I noticed, was watching me carefully.
"Miss Morris's neighbor confirmed there was a visitor to the house Sunday morning, introduced to him as 'Freddie,' someone he hadn't met before, and therefore a person of interest to the investigation."
"Investigation?" I said.
"Inquiry," Lovering said, throwing a glance at Krapke.
"What we'd like to know, Mr. Puck, is the nature of your visit to Miss Morris's house on Sunday morning."
"I can't believe she's dead."
"She was alive when you left?"
"What? Of course she was."
And I gave them a synopsis of the events of Sunday morning, eliding the part between bathtime and my exit.
"The neighbor," Krapke said.
"You mean Kevin," I said, with growing irritation at the weasel next door. Weasel and, surprise surprise, snitch.
"Correct. Kevin Booth. Mr. Booth says you were in Miss Morris's house for well over an hour."
"And?"
"You just said you helped her upstairs so she could take a bath. Any reason you would stay so long?"
"I didn't know if she'd injured herself when she fell. She couldn't feel much of anything until her morning meds had eased up. Suzanne said the bath would help the numbness to pass. I'm sure Kevin brought you up to speed on her condition."
I looked from Krapke to Lovering and back and I could tell there'd been quite the discussion with Kevin Booth.
Lovering spoke up then. Her tone was pleasant, conversational, in contrast to Krapke's tough guy. I guess they'd agreed on their approach before they arrived, unless this was their typical routine. It was kind of obvious, but then these were small-town cops.
"You're new to Moundville?" It was another statement-question, but asked pleasantly enough.
"Yes, it'll be two months on the first."
"You rent this place?"
"It so happens I do. Is that relevant?"
"Not specially. It's a small enough place we typically hear when there's someone new in town. Renters we hear about later than buyers. We hadn't heard about you yet."
"Kevin told you I'm renting?"
It was a shot in the dark but I felt the stirring of a hunch. I noticed Krapke's head swivel quickly towards Lovering but she was already nodding.
"He did. He thought it might be relevant."
That was a hell of a leap, I thought, but I let it pass. "So what happened? With Suzanne, I mean."
"Mr. Booth found her on Monday evening. He heard the dog barking for an extended period and went over to see what was wrong. Miss Morris was dead in her living-room armchair. We're waiting for test results to determine the cause."
"She told me it was some sort of blood condition. Had it for many years, she said."
"How was she when you left on Sunday?"
"She was resting. She told me she felt fine beyond the usual discomfort. Nothing to worry about."
"And where did you move from?" This was Krapke again.
"Kevin didn't fill you in on that, too?"
"He said Delaware but wasn't more specific."
Well, well.
"Wilmington," I said. That was specific enough. "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
The two cops exchanged another glance. Lovering raised her eyebrows as she looked up at the ceiling; the corners of her mouth turned down, then she began shaking her head.
"Don't think so, not at this stage. And we might not need to contact you again, but--"
"Wait a minute."
Krapke. He reached out a hand towards Lovering. "That note you left Miss Morris," he said to me. He made a 'gimme' motion to Lovering with his hand and then, surprisingly, began to snap his fingers. The look of utter fury in Lovering's eyes could have scorched a cornfield.
Krapke continued to hold out his hand until Lovering had retrieved the green memo sheet from her notebook, which she had already returned to her uniform pocket. She unfolded it very deliberately and handed it to Krapke.
"This note," he said again, "would you mind explaining the significance of the phrase 'neighborhood porn star'?"
He looked at me then with what I'm sure was intended to be a penetrating, accusatory gaze. I wanted to laugh, but channeled the urge into a beaming smile, which I directed at Officer Lovering.
"How well did you two know Suzanne?" I said. "Miss Morris, I mean."
Krapke shrugged but stayed silent, waiting for my answer.
"I knew her a little," Lovering said. "She wasn't around town much, for obvious reasons. We'd say hello, how you doing. That level."
"I knew Suzanne for an hour or two," I said. "But I learned she had a sharp sense of humor and a cynical but somehow upbeat outlook on life. She asked me my full name and when I told her she said it 'sounds like a porn actor' or something like that. My note was a nod to that, obviously. Good-natured. An inside joke, like friends tend to have."
Krapke sniffed but otherwise didn't react. Lovering's eyes were twinkling.
After a few seconds of silence I said, "So, if there's nothing else?" and Krapke and Lovering finally shuffled out, leaving their Moundville Police Department cards on the hall table.
I spent most of the rest of Wednesday thinking of things I should have asked them, even contemplating getting in touch with them again (Lovering, anyway) but thinking twice about it when I realized I didn't know exactly where they were going with all this. Preliminary inquiries? Possible investigation? What, in the end, was there to investigate? Whatever condition Suzanne had suffered, I'd seen with my own eyes how debilitating it was for her. It wasn't hard to see a major complication in her future: stroke, heart attack, embolism, aneurysm, the possibilities were numerous and horrific and all potentially life-threatening. Why the suspicion that something unnatural might be indicated?
And what was up with Kevin Booth? Clearly he'd been the guy to point the cops my way in the first place, suggesting some sort of 'foul play,' as they say in the papers. And all based on an encounter with me that took all of, what, sixty seconds? What exactly is your
problem
, Kev?
This was what I really wanted to know, and I felt again the urge to get in touch with the cops.
Maybe tomorrow.
Something one of them had said made it obvious I couldn't have had anything to do with Suzanne's death. But is that something I'd go to the police with directly, when they were most likely building a case? Is that how this sort of thing works? My past experience had taught me that some cops can be crooked and plant evidence, and prosecuting attorneys have no problem bringing charges if they think they can win a conviction.
Should I be thinking about finding a
lawyer
? This was already sounding ridiculous.
Sleep on it, maybe.
No. Better to get out front with it. For the ninth or tenth time that day I went to the front hall and contemplated the business cards with the contact information.
There was a mobile number for Officer Lovering.
4
"You know, I'd thought about stopping by again, anyway. I felt bad about how things went earlier."
"Felt bad why?"
"Dan comes off as a real, uh... Well I guess I'll just say it: he can be an asshole sometimes. I mean, this is Moundville, for God's sake, it's not like we're working Philly or Pittsburgh."