3
Wednesday morning two uniformed police were at my door; a guy and a girl, both of them no older than their late twenties.
You know that automatic reaction when confronted by cops? You're suddenly on your guard because you're conditioned to feel guilty of something, even though you know you're in the clear? Well, I had that same reaction when I saw these two on the doorstep, only this time I had good reason to feel 'guilty of something'--specifically, fifty thousand good reasons--and the sudden tightness in my gut was a physiological response to an actual existential problem. I prayed my effort to look nonchalant was more effective than it felt on the inside. I could feel my scalp crawling.
Officers Lovering and Krapke introduced themselves and asked if I was Freddie Puck.
"I am." Voice reasonably steady. A good start, at least.
"We're making some inquiries and your name came up. I wonder if we could ask you a few questions?"
"Uh, sure. Why don't you come in?"
Everyone found themselves a seat in my tiny living room.
"You're an acquaintance of Suzanne Morris?"
This was Lovering, the woman, sitting awkwardly on the edge of an armchair, her utility belt and her hips (and possibly her professionalism) preventing her from reclining fully. The fabric of her uniform pants was tight across her solid thighs. Krapke was along the sofa from me, leaning back comfortably, calf across knee, looking at the ceiling.
Lovering's question, more like a statement with raised eyebrows, landed like a golf ball in a pond. I looked at her for a few seconds, no doubt with a baffled look on my face, because I was genuinely confused.
I'd been expecting a question--at least a hint or a reference--related to Wilmington, Delaware, to a large sum of cash, and/or to several associated corpses.
I replied, "Suzanne Morris?" and tried to find a connection between that name and the Delaware fiasco.
The clouds began to part just as Officer Lovering was reaching into her notebook, saying, "A resident of Orchard Avenue."
"Oh, Suzanne! Yes, I know her. Or, well, I met her for the first time this past weekend." The sudden relief that this was about
something else
was warm and comforting, spreading to my extremities like a first shot of bourbon.
Officer Lovering was holding up a sheet of lime-green paper, about six inches by four. Notepad paper. Of course, I knew what it was. My mobile number was at the top of the sheet and underneath was written, 'Freddie Puck, your neighborhood porn star.'
"Is this your writing?" Officer Lovering asked.
"Yes it is," I said. "How come you have it?"
Krapke answered for her, eagerly, as though he'd been waiting for his moment.
"Miss Morris was found dead in her house on Monday evening. The county coroner's office asked us to conduct preliminary inquiries for possible use in the event the death is ruled suspicious."
The news was like a punch to the gut; there was no air available even to exclaim in surprise. Not that it would have mattered; Krapke had more to say and went right on saying it. Lovering, I noticed, was watching me carefully.
"Miss Morris's neighbor confirmed there was a visitor to the house Sunday morning, introduced to him as 'Freddie,' someone he hadn't met before, and therefore a person of interest to the investigation."
"Investigation?" I said.
"Inquiry," Lovering said, throwing a glance at Krapke.
"What we'd like to know, Mr. Puck, is the nature of your visit to Miss Morris's house on Sunday morning."
"I can't believe she's dead."
"She was alive when you left?"
"What? Of course she was."
And I gave them a synopsis of the events of Sunday morning, eliding the part between bathtime and my exit.
"The neighbor," Krapke said.
"You mean Kevin," I said, with growing irritation at the weasel next door. Weasel and, surprise surprise, snitch.
"Correct. Kevin Booth. Mr. Booth says you were in Miss Morris's house for well over an hour."
"And?"
"You just said you helped her upstairs so she could take a bath. Any reason you would stay so long?"
"I didn't know if she'd injured herself when she fell. She couldn't feel much of anything until her morning meds had eased up. Suzanne said the bath would help the numbness to pass. I'm sure Kevin brought you up to speed on her condition."
I looked from Krapke to Lovering and back and I could tell there'd been quite the discussion with Kevin Booth.
Lovering spoke up then. Her tone was pleasant, conversational, in contrast to Krapke's tough guy. I guess they'd agreed on their approach before they arrived, unless this was their typical routine. It was kind of obvious, but then these were small-town cops.
"You're new to Moundville?" It was another statement-question, but asked pleasantly enough.
"Yes, it'll be two months on the first."
"You rent this place?"
"It so happens I do. Is that relevant?"
"Not specially. It's a small enough place we typically hear when there's someone new in town. Renters we hear about later than buyers. We hadn't heard about you yet."
"Kevin told you I'm renting?"
It was a shot in the dark but I felt the stirring of a hunch. I noticed Krapke's head swivel quickly towards Lovering but she was already nodding.
"He did. He thought it might be relevant."
That was a hell of a leap, I thought, but I let it pass. "So what happened? With Suzanne, I mean."
"Mr. Booth found her on Monday evening. He heard the dog barking for an extended period and went over to see what was wrong. Miss Morris was dead in her living-room armchair. We're waiting for test results to determine the cause."
"She told me it was some sort of blood condition. Had it for many years, she said."
"How was she when you left on Sunday?"
"She was resting. She told me she felt fine beyond the usual discomfort. Nothing to worry about."
"And where did you move from?" This was Krapke again.
"Kevin didn't fill you in on that, too?"
"He said Delaware but wasn't more specific."
Well, well.
"Wilmington," I said. That was specific enough. "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
The two cops exchanged another glance. Lovering raised her eyebrows as she looked up at the ceiling; the corners of her mouth turned down, then she began shaking her head.