It should not have seemed implausible, now, in this night of firsts, that it would be someone else's eyes casting a spell on Allison. The mesmerizing black pearls she wielded from behind naturally long, fluttering, butterfly lashes had been responsible for enchanting men throughout her life. The ease with which she could command their attention turned into something of a sport.
And she painted her eyes to fit the role she chose for any given day. Whether it be the pouty, helpless nymph or the dimwitted bimbo- the brooding seductress or severe intellectual- she had a color scheme to match. And the more easily they fell for it, the more quickly she moved on. She was invariably drawn to men not moved by these womanly wiles.
She had toyed with men over the years, even allowing one of them to put a few a babies in her (her words). None of them had been able to hold her interest for much longer than it took her to make them cum. Allison used men to satisfy a psychological need because none of them were capable of satisfying her sexually.
It wasn't that she hated men; she had many worthwhile relationships with those with whom she worked or shared some community connection. She hated the weak, hypocritical, lying varieties. Exposing them was as satisfying as leading them on.
There were two that had managed to get beneath the faΓ§ades Allison carefully crafted. In her more sentimental moments, she might even admit that she loved one of them. The other was simply more convenient to keep around over the course of their years-long, on-again/off-again relationship.
David, the man she married and divorced twice, was more like family than a lover. He was from the neighborhood. His grandparents had known hers, their parents went to school together, they'd all lived on the same street for generations. Despite everyone in both families recognizing their incompatibility as domestic partners, the village was happy all the same to have their communal bond strengthened and solidified.
Their marriages were really more for tax and legal benefits than love. Same with their divorces. Neither of them pretended to maintain any semblance of fidelity past either honeymoon. Two nights of intimacy had produced two beautiful children and some much needed write-offs.
It was Hale that Allison kicked herself for letting get away. He was the only man she ever wanted, ever pined after, ever felt. She was certain that he would be the first man to finally bring her to orgasm. Their courtship ended as unexpectedly as it began.
Thomas Hale- or Hale, as his friends knew him- appeared harmlessly enough in Allison's Instagram feed one day when he commented on a photo his friend was tagged in. His friend, Nick Carlson, happened to be a grade school classmate of Allison's. Each of them followed Nick.
The post in question featured Nick and his daughter who, at the time, was a blossoming 16 year old high school senior graduating two years ahead of her class. The caption Nick wrote was, "This beauty is gonna make someone really happy someday..."
And while Nick went on to brag about how proud he was of his daughter's achievements, Hale fixated on that first sentence. His response arrested Allison's attention. "Let's hope it's herself," Hale replied.
Allison was dumbstruck. Her normally free-wheeling impulse to offer subjective, opinionated commentary lambasting friends and strangers alike on the internet was suddenly tongue-tied. Hale had crystallized Allison's frustrated male-bashing manifesto into four words.
She felt compelled to write Hale despite her trepidation with reaching out to strangers on the internet. "You've done something no other man has ever been capable of before: you've left me speechless."
In the middle of typing a more substantive message to provide context to her first message, he replied back.
"Thanks?"
As she continued typing, another message came in.
"Have we met?"
She frantically typed, hoping to complete her message before he had a chance to send another confused message.
"You'll forgive me if I've offended, but, pray tell, what have I said or done that so thoroughly upset you so as to steal the words from your lovely mouth?"
Almost there, she panicked and couldn't seem to type anymore. Her pending message was now a twisted wreckage of autocorrected nonsense as his next message entered.
"It seems you've quite a lot to say, miss. May I call you miss or shall I refer to you as Miss 1976? Or would you prefer AllieBelle? Miss AllieBelle1976? How about Allie? Oh, you kids these days with your cell phones and tape cassettes. Get off my lawn!"
Allison nearly dropped her phone laughing so hard upon reading his last comment. Totally dumbfounded, she deleted the two paragraphs she had written and replied simply, "OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ!"
"Inside voices, darling. Inside voices,"
"I'm dying over here."
"You were typing an awful lot there earlier. Forgive me for interrupting your thought process. I'd love to hear what you really had to say."
"I wanted to say something about what you commented on Nick's post"
"oh."
"I see."
"Is that what offended you?"
"NO!"
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"You don't have to shout, darling. I can hear you just fine. Now go on, tell me what it was that upset you so..."
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"Uh oh. This must be a doozy."
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"The suspense is killing me."
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"Shall I guess what it was?"
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"Alright. You asked for it."
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"Ok, it must have something to do with my failure to use proper punctuation. I know, I hate how our society is devolving into a braindead conveyor-belt of mindless followers who cannot even be moved sufficiently to properly finish a sentence."
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"I'm still new to the whole 'talking to strangers on the internet' thing. Do those dancing dots you keep putting on the screen mean something?"
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"Do they signify disapproval? Are they like wagging an angry finger at me?"
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"Oh, heavens. I must've really gone and done it this time. It was not enough to drive real women away...Now even the virtual ones shoot me down."
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"Wait a minute? Are you even a real person? Hey Siri? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Miss 1976? Is this thing on?"
Allison waited a full minute before she sent her message.
"I am a real person. My name is Allison. I was typing a message but you kept sending your messages before I could finish. After a while I just stopped typing to see how far you'd go. You're fucking hilarious. I'm dying over here reading your messages to the point I can't even remember why I messaged you in the first place."
This conversation sparked what became an relentless, all-day/all-night, three-month-long text string. Allison hung on Hale's every word as their conversation soon grew more intense. It was the first time she had ever interacted with a man without having a physical framework as context.
His profile had no clear photos of him. His bio was blank. There were only three posts to his timeline, one of which included the backlit photo of a figure who appeared to be on a ranch that was his profile pic. The other two photos were landscape photos.
Having a private profile, there was no way for Hale to see any of her photos, save for her profile pic which was dominated by her oldest son, Jeremy, with her hiding behind him. She had changed her profile pic to try and cut down on the unsolicited dick pics that flooded her inbox when she posted pictures of herself.