This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story is written for '
The 2021 "Hammered: an Ode to Mickey Spillane" Author Challenge
'. It is based upon the characters in my 'Iron Crowbar' Detective series. Please read 'Film Noir' for more on Russ Ferrament.
Part 8 - Ambush
Slugs were flying all over the place, and I was standing in the middle of it, depending on dames to save my slugs in my bourbon flask. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and there was indeed hell to pay when it came to these women...
"POL
ICE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!"
The men looked to their right to see the tall, broad-shouldered redhead in all black with a beige trenchcoat, a beige Tilley Hat on his head, and a red crowbar in his hand.
Barney and one of the men went for weapons, and the third looked back at the woman he was about to kill, resolved to successfully finish the job.
*POW!* *POW!* *POW!* *BANG!* *POW!*
Having been distracted, the men did not see the three women in front of them in the tall grass. Cindy Ross lit up one of the men with her M-4 rifle; he died instantly. Nextdoor County Police Chief Molly Evans perforated the second man with her powerful service weapon; he also died instantly.
Puerto had dived to the ground behind the women and had avoided being killed. As Police Officers came forward, he suddenly sprang up and threw his switchblade knife at me. "Die, you
cabron!
" he shouted.
*BANG!*
Puerto's head exploded as the accurately fired bullet tore through what little brains he had. Everyone looked over at me, and saw that I had caught his switchblade on the fly. Then we all looked at his shooter... FBI Agent Melina Allgood.
Melina was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever known. Her body was the perfect hourglass shape, like Teresa's but more so. Her breasts were large, her hips saucy, her ass a perfect heart-shape, her thighs firm, her calves curvy, and her feet and hands exquisite. Her hair was raven black, lustrous and long.
She also had a dark past. She had one child and rejected it, and now the father Todd Burke and his wife Teresa Croyle were raising hem. She had been a 'wet boy', an assassin for the CIA, and she was the best, most accurate shooter with any weapon that I'd ever seen. She'd transferred to the FBI as a 'Dark Agent', with a secret license to kill, which she exercised on occasion.
People said she was emotionless, and icy death to anyone who drew her ire. But I knew her better. She was married to Town Mayor Daniel Allgood, and she adored him and their two children... and their dog Dorothy. She looked not unlike my wife.. no surprise there, considering that she was my current wife's full-blood sister. And her ex-husband was... me, Your Iron Crowbar.
"He was trying to kill you." was all Melina said.
"You left the world no poorer." I replied.
"All right, guys," Chief Molly Evans said to her Officers. "Take these women to our Headquarters, and get them immigration lawyers before you call ICE."
As the women were about to be led away, Maritza said to Cindy "
Gracias! Gracias!
" Cindy took the sobbing woman in her arms in a warm hug.
"We're going to find your brother, too." Cindy said. Maritza nodded, then allowed herself to be led away.
"Thanks for your help." Cindy said to Molly, her sister.
"Least I could do for the Green Crowbar... and the Iron Crowbar." Molly said with a grin. Not only was she the Green Crowbar Cindy's sister, she was the mother of two of my sons. Yeah, I spread my seed around, but that's another story.
Molly said "So you had Maritza swallow a transmitter?"
Cindy nodded. "I had a big-time vibe when I heard Nance was coming over to arraign the women. I suspect he was paid off to deliver them back to the Cartel, so they could be executed. So I told Maritza the judge was corrupt, and to swallow the transmitter so we could follow her. And it worked, thank God."
"Yeah it did." I said. "And very well done on your part, Green Crowbar. Quite an awesome last case before you transfer out to the Sheriff's Department."
"One last moment of fun." Cindy said.
"Cindy," Molly said, "do you really think you can find her brother?"
"No." said Cindy. "And neither can you. "But this guy?" She pointed her green crowbar at me as she said "He can. He's the Iron Crowbar. He can solve any mystery."