This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racism, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
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This story is written for the 'Hammered - an Ode to Mickey Spillane' challenge. It is based upon the characters in my 'Iron Crowbar' Detective series. Please read
'Film Noir'
for more on Russ Ferrament.
Part 1 - Prologue - Russ Ferrament
The morning light filtered through the slats of the blinds over the window of my office on Riverside Drive as I walked into it. I didn't choose this life, it chose me. And all I have to compensate for it is my flask of bourbon, a powerful handgun, and a red crowbar. Yes, that's me, Russ Ferrament. I'm a local cop on the beat.
6:00am, Wednesday, October 7th. I came into Police Headquarters, having gotten up an hour earlier and worked out at home before cleaning up and driving in. It was a busy time in my Town & County. The Elections were coming up in November. College football season had started, and we had a major University right here next to Town. And criminals were not taking the season off, unfortunately.
I checked in with the Duty Desk. The 3rd Shift Officers gave me the rundown: there had been an armed robbery at the 'Mercado Rápido', the Quick Market, which was south of Town and near 'Hotel Row' on the highway going south out of the County, a predominately Hispanic area. No one was injured, I was told.
As I headed down the hallway toward my office, I saw Lieutenant Jerome Davis, head of the Major Crimes Division (MCD) in the MCD room with Senior Detective Joanne Warner. Joanne saw me and called out "Commander Troy? Can we talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure." I said, diverting into the large MCD room. "You're here early this morning."
"Yes sir, we are." said Jerome Davis, who was a fairly light-skinned black man of medium height and build, but good with the martial arts. He was young for a Lieutenant but had been doing well in the leadership role.
Joanne Warner was also young, and she was white, blonde, and very beautiful. She was also a Military Reservist and an FBI Consultant. She had decent leadership potential, and much more potential to be a brilliant Detective, but her interviewing skills sucked.
"So, whassup?" I asked as I availed myself of the coffee Jerome had made. His father had retired from the Navy, and Jerome knew how to make real Navy coffee, which was popular with the Detectives.
"I came in to try to get a grasp on these convenience store robberies, sir." said Jerome. "Then Joanne came in and pointed something out to me: there are no closable doors on the entrances to Vice and MCD from the hallway, and there's no place we can put whiteboards that won't be in the way of the desks or not visible from both exit doors. Anyone can walk by and see them, as well as what's on the wall monitors."
Joanne added: "I was thinking about that with regard to the leaks to the Press we've been having. It's not a big thing, but it definitely is a security issue."
I nodded, then said: "Good observation. And it might not be the worst idea to have secure doors that have to be opened with a punch code or card reader, like the Intel Branch room has. I'll get with Deputy Chief Ross and see what Physical Properties wants to do about it."
A sudden awkward silence ensued. Then Joanne said "Er, sir, can I ask if it's true that Commander Ross is retiring in lieu of being fired?"
Commander Cindy Ross, the Deputy Chief, was third in line after Police Chief Sean Moynahan and myself, Police Commander Donald Troy. She had 'erred' a few days before, on our last big case, and had been disciplined by Sheriff Antonio Griswold. In our Town & County, the Sheriff was over the Police Department.
Rumors abounded over what that discipline was. As a Medal of Valor recipient, Cindy Ross had the right to retire at any time and with a pension, no matter what her standing was. And therefore, that was an option for her to avoid humiliating punishment.
"You may ask." I replied. "Seriously, she was never going to be fired. And I'll wait until the Sheriff makes the formal announcement to say anything more. But keep this under your hats... we'll need a new Deputy Chief on January 1st. Okay, you said 'robberies', plural? What's going on with those?..."
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I went to my desk in my office and put my red crowbar on its hooks under the desk. Yes, the red crowbar, where my nickname came from.
I am the Iron Crowbar. And I am a damn good Detective, if I do say so myself. Yes, 'Russ' is 'red', and 'Ferrament' is 'iron implement'. And that's the real me.
As an old French proverb says: "
Sometimes, a man's reputation precedes him; sometimes, it follows him.
" Over the years, that name, the crowbar, and the man carrying it had developed a reputation. Fearsome to some, heroic to others. The Lone Ranger said his mask stood for the law. Similarly, my crowbar stands for Justice... and sometimes against dirty Agents of the Law.
But those that hated me for being good and doing well used that fearsome reputation against me. The Media, which I despise above all other things, relentlessly attacked me as well as the Police, making it as hard as possible for us to do our jobs.
As Police Commander, I was in operational control of the entire Town & County Police Force. We'd just solved the 'Babymaker' murders, and put a Corporate Elitist behind bars. Now we had a series of convenience store robberies to look into. The party never stops in my Town & County...
Part 2 - Press Perfidy
If I were on Easy Street, I'd be relaxing with slugs of bourbon instead of risking slugs fired at me by thugs with powerful handguns. Instead, I've got a string of nasty relationships with dirty cops and the Press, and at times it's hard to tell who's the most dishonest.
Have I mentioned that I utterly despise the Press?
"This is Bettina Wurtzburg, KXTC Channel Two News!' shouted the redheaded MILF reporterette at 7:00am, Wednesday, October 7th, from the anchor desk in the KXTC studios. "Judge Rodney K. Watts seals the 'Babymaker' case records!"
After the 'hard charging' music intro, Bettina began: "Superior Court Judge Rodney K. Watts sealed the records of the Carl Ryder/David Rose murder cases and issued a gag order forbidding the Press from revealing the names of the so called 'Babymaker Club', young men who inseminated and impregnated married women in exchange for money! Let's go to Amber Harris for more on this incredible judicial order. Amber!"
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That's right
, Bettina!" said the athletic blonde, reporting from the roof of the building at Riverside Drive and College Street, with the Courthouse in the distant background. "Superior Court Judge Rodney K. Watts sealed the evidence and Police records of the two murder cases, citing the privacy of many individuals who had committed no crimes. Despite being black, Judge Watts has often sided with hardline Conservatives and the Police in his often-wrong rulings, and this ruling appears to be no exception."
Amber: "Additionally, Channel Two News has learned that the Office of University President Sidney P. Wellman filed a 'Friend of the Court' brief asking Judge Watts to issue the gag order against revealing the names of the men of the Babymaker Ring and the women who hired them, denying you the information you have a right to know!"
Amber: "The University President's Office cited an ongoing ethics complaint against Dr. Laura Fredricson, wife of Police Commander Donald Troy and the mother of two of his six known children, as the reason for requesting the gag order. That ethics complaint by Dr. Lionel Carmela, as well as a criminal complain to the State Medical Board asking that Dr. Fredricson's medical license be revoked and that she be removed from the University Hospital Staff, is still ongoing. Dr. Fredricson's slander lawsuit against Dr. Carmela is also ongoing. The gag order will remain in effect at least until all of that is resolved. Back to you, Bettina!"
Back to Bettina live: "Thank you for that important and insightful update, Amber! And now let's go to reporter Pat Stellum with a breaking story. Pat!"
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That's right
, Bettina!" said the chubby-cheeked Al-Capone-lookalike Pat Stellum as he appeared on the screen, with a convenience store behind him in the growing morning light. "Last night, the 'Mercado Rápido', a well-known quick market near the Coltrane County Highway, was robbed at gunpoint. The night before last, the Qwik Stop on Riverside Drive, owned by Pablo Gomez, was robbed at gunpoint. The criminals began shooting when someone came in the door and surprised the perps, but fortunately no one was killed nor injured."
Stellum: "Last night's convenience store robbery at gunpoint was the fifth in the last four days, and leaders of the Black Community are becoming increasingly angry at the lack of Police response. Roll tape."