Nadia entered the office building atrium through the rotating doors. Her heels clicked on the marble floor as she strode to the reception desk. Her fitted business suit was an expensive charcoal grey pinstripe with knee length skirt. Her hair shone in the sunlight.
"I have an interview appointment with the vice president of corporate relations, Mr. Black." The security guard checked his list and asked Nadia for identification. She leaned over and fumbled in her shoulder sling portfolio. The guard got a grand view of mountains of creamy cleavage down the unbuttoned top of her silky blouse. She caught him peeking when she stood. Verifying her identity, the guard directed her to the bank of elevators.
On the ride up she checked her appearance in the mirrored elevator walls. She thought she looked appropriately business like as well as attractively distracting. That was good. Her education at the Total Woman Academy had primed her for this potential job. With a degree in Computer Engineering, she had worked for several software developers, as programmer and sales representative. A headhunter had contacted her about a highly lucrative position with a major specialty software firm. The position was titled Client Retention Professional. Unbeknownst to her, the headhunter was a subsidiary of TWA Security.
She exited the elevator and walked to the receptionist seated in the lobby. She said that Nadia was expected and that Mr. Black was ready to see her.
After the usual pleasantries, Mr. Black offered her a cushioned wooden visitor's seat in the casual area of the office. He sat directly across a low coffee table on a couch. Mr. Black had reviewed her credentials that had been presented by the headhunter and found her training and experience to be more than ample to the task. He now found her beauty to be more than ample to the position. He wanted to explore whether her poise was ample to the expected pressure. Placing her resume on the low table between them, Mr. Black began.
Black: "Why do you want this particular job?"
Nadia: "I think this job will develop my career and business assets. This firm gives me more opportunities for advancement to the top." And Nadia thought: From the look of advanced firmness in your pants, I think you want an opportunity to view my developed assets from a top position.
Black: "What special qualifications do you bring?"
Nadia: "I am summa cum laude in Computer Engineering with extensive experience handling special production software." And she thought: I am also an expert in special poise knowledge and have extensive experience handling special hard-ware and its productions.
Black: "Are you good in pressure situations?"
Nadia: "I can handle hard conditions that I encounter. My associates comment on how we finish with good outcomes. I bounce into action and relieve working pressure with poise." And she thought: My favorite chore is to handle hard conditions. My bouncy encounters finish with a release of pressure and an outcome of semen.
Black: "Can you suck up to a customer's ego as necessary? Even the wimps?"
Nadia: "I can be the perfect hostess or guest to anyone, even the wimps. I am willing to pull out the stops to please our software's users." And she thought: I can suck up, down, around and over any guest with confidence. I know how to pull, stroke and rub as they whimper "Don't Stop".
Black: "Are you able to travel on a moment's notice?"
Nadia: "My schedule can be is very flexible and accommodating." And thinking: After years of yoga, my body is more flexible and accommodating than you can imagine.
Black: "Where do you see yourself five years from now? How will you fit in?"