Too Much of a Good Thing: A Fantasy of Excess.
Chapter VII A Lady of Surprises.
I don’t know how long we lay there semi-comatose, but I regarded that interval at the time as the happiest moment of my life. The world was three people, the yacht the sea and the sky were their only companions, and the medium that bound them together was pure sex.
Later, Heidi revealed extraordinary talent as a chef, preparing the most exquisite steaks over a barbeque that she simply swung out from the back rail of the yacht so that it hung on its stanchion in midair over the open sea. Whether because of plain hunger, the ambience, the company, the fact that I had just taken part in the most mind-blowing triple orgasm one could imagine, I would not wish to hazard a guess. But the steaks were the best I had ever eaten, the wine -- a Beaune of excellent vintage – the best I had ever drunk…… And where Heidi got hold of Badois in California, God only knew! We feasted like the three princes.
Aside from the very obvious fact that Heidi was an intriguing and forceful character, I had pieced together relatively little of her story. But she was quite open about her life and answered questions willingly and directly. She met Cecil when he was on a business trip to Berlin. Cecil, in case you haven’t twigged, is the President and CEO of the firm for which I worked. He was my ‘Boss’, at some level of management sufficiently high that the difference between myself and Susan, viewed from such heights, was not at all material. I had spoken perhaps two words to him in ten years and they were probably ‘Yes, Sir!’. In short, I had no relationship with him whatsoever, and knew about him only via the scuttlebutt that was promulgated over the company grapevine. This certainly did include his young, nubile ‘Trophy Wife’, but of course, the ‘wires’ had not cottoned on in the slightest degree to her nature, and could not in its wildest fantasy have imagined what this was and what was going on behind the scenes.
In between attacks on her steak, Heidi told her story. A long, fascinating monologue.
‘Oh Cecil is such a cutie. And how lucky I was to find him,’ she reflected. ‘He called the agency and I was just the lucky one who took the call. I sensed from the start there may be something in this ---- I was 28 at the time and believe me, a woman in my trade starts worrying as the big 30 looms large. Your tits begin to go and your ass, and in no time at all that is what you end up spending your time on, sitting, waiting. The guys those days -- well probably still -- all they wanted was a hard body, firm tits and a trim ass, and there were all these kids -- the baby bulge they called it --- 19 years old and looking like Madonna. And they could give head, too. Not like I did, but good head, which was something of a breakthrough in the trade. D’you know, when I started, there was hardly anybody who could do it right. I practically invented the technique for myself…… And they all wanted head, believe me. They say, ‘The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’. But every working girl knows this is just plain bollocks! They say this only ‘cos they don’t have the balls to tell the truth. You blow your man twice a day and he’ll beg to be your slave! Try that with Veal Parmiagiani!’
‘So I gave Cecil the best blow job he’d ever had in his life. And what could he do? 60 years old and all that money! What good’s money if you can’t get your dick sucked properly. He made me an immediate offer, but I said No! I said, ‘If you want me, you either call the agency or you marry me’.
‘Naw!’, he said. ‘I tried marriage. It’s for the birds. The moment the knot is tied, the blinds come down and it’s momma and kids, the kids first, momma second, and the poor swine who’s paying the bills seventeenth, if he’s lucky. No thank you.’ ……
So he went back to the States, and I bet he tried every whore in LA. But none of them gave him a blow job like he got from me. So in the end he called. He said,
'Ok! I’ll marry you, but only on one condition. We write in the marriage contract that you give me head twice a day and three times on Sunday, ok?’ I said, ‘Hell, Cecil, write three a day and five on Sunday, it’s your dick!’
I took advantage of a pause. ‘Are you serious? You actually wrote a thing like that in a marriage contract!?’ I asked naively. As I have said, I am really a rather conventional person.
‘Sure! We were amongst the first, but they all do it now. I mean, what’s a guy to do. Cecil was right. A lotta girls, they put out to get the guy, right? But their heart isn’t in it, for whatever reason. I mean, they can be forgiven, right? Sex is not everyone’s bag. Lotta girls have bad experiences early, it affects them. They associate the sex with the bad experiences. They want a man and they want kids, so they do whatever they have to do to get them. But their true attitude to sex comes out later. Cecil picked up three total dogs in his first three wives. Classic cases. Laid there, said nuffin’ until the contract was signed and a couple of kids were in the bag, and then the shutters came down. I bet not one of them gave him a single really decent fuck, let alone a blow job. Took him a long time to learn, Cecil. Not awfully smart, bless him’.
‘But, I mean…er… I mean… Do you actually .. er… fulfil the contract?’ I asked, in a somewhat embarrassed tone.
‘What’s to fulfil,’ said Heidi scornfully. “I mean, you ask any working girl if she’d do 15 blow jobs a week for what I got out of Cecil in return, and she’d think she’d died and gone to heaven! Cecil just had no idea, you know, how much a working girl has to put out. And he also had no idea how much your average 60 year old male can handle, especially when he’s away half the time and totally exhausted by the ‘cares of his office’ when he’s home! Jesus! The man was 60 when I married him. Even on the honeymoon he had a hard time getting it up more than once a day. And he could only manage that for a week. His dick went on strike on him and I don’t care who you are, you can’t do much for a dick that’s decided it’s been overworked. Now he’s nearly 70, Cecil’s happy as a clam if he manages to get it up once a week! So, to answer your question directly, I blow him whenever he asks, which ain’t often! O’course, I can’t rule out he got tired of me and has some chick stashed away on the side, possibly lots of them. Entirely possible given the miserable amount of time he spends at home. No skin off my nose. I got my deal and there’s no way any floosey can get her hands on my pot. I don’t give a damn who’s blowing him. It’s of no concern to me.’
‘And he doesn’t mind about you and …. and …. and ..er.. Susan!’
‘Oh he knows nothing of that. He has no idea what I do. I don’t think he gives a damn,’ Heidi said lightly. ‘I’m his ‘trophy’. The proof of his ongoing manhood. O’course, he probably would be a bit uptight if he found out, but what’s he going to do about it? Go public with the news that his trophy wife, who’s supposed to prove what a big dick he’s got, is a closet lesbian? And even if he did, what’s the result? A divorce that, believe me, would reduced his coffers and increase mine in no uncertain terms. No Sir! Cecil has the world’s strongest incentive not to make a fuss about anything, and I’m quite sure he never will.’