Since the moment Conner had seen that academic decathlon picture change, he'd been beside himself with the need to talk to Miss C about the
This Is Our Story
program. Questions, considerations, implications... It was the most exciting development in yearbook since he'd first picked up the craft.
That had been before he realized that he had body-swapped the nobody girl crushing on him with one of the hottest girls in school.
So instead, when Miss C asked him at the start of class if he'd had a chance to try it out yet, Conner avoided eye contact and mumbled a made-up excuse. He felt bad about it - and not just because he wanted to know more. He was lying to Miss C, one of the people he respected most in the world. Or at least, evading the truth, and about something darned important. This had huge implications. After all, even if everyone who knew Hailey looked at her and saw nothing different, what about strangers? What about things like genetic predispositions, immunizations, blood type... Conner being the over-thinker that he was, he'd missed his entire government class lecture while caught up in imagining a scenario where Hailey's little brother needed a kidney someday, and when he got Hayleigh's instead of Hailey's, it killed him.
He tried to tell himself that was why he felt already felt guilty, but deep down, that wasn't it. The fact that he was already subconsciously planning on taking advantage of Hailey had a lot more to do with it.
Miss C, however, didn't seem to skip a beat, and told him not to worry, that she'd be running a tutorial for everybody tomorrow. Today was a work day, and so after a quick check-in with the staff, Conner dispatched them to go do what needed doing. He found himself looking long after Heather. Could he turn Hailey into
that
? Not that she was hotter, per se, just that he'd had his eye on her for so long. And if nobody even knew or cared, would it be so bad to...
No. He didn't know what he was messing with yet, and he wasn't about to go risking any further weirdness until he better knew what he was doing. It almost literally pained him to sign in the school laptop with TIOS on it, knowing it was that much longer he'd have to wait to explore deeper. Doubly so as Miss C wanted his help working with the freshmen today, showing them how to use some of the camera settings and shadowing while they got a few shots done. So by the time the school day ended, he didn't even had a chance to open the program.
He saw Hailey in the distance down the hall as she made her way to her bus; she waved enthusiastically before turning away, her smile practically visible through the back of her head. His whole drive home, he barely heard Owen's punk rock blaring out of the speakers. He was just picturing himself and Hailey - this new, incredible Hailey - on their date. Conner's first ever
date
date, not counting school dances, which were basically just hanging out with friends in fancy clothes. Then, he'd gone with friends of friends who needed a date, and then most of their group just swapped dance partners willy nilly, heedless of who was officially whose. Tonight, it would be just him and a single girl, one who no doubt had high expectations.
Needless to say, by the time he dropped off Owen and pulled up in his own driveway, Conner was terrified.
Both his mother and stepsister were home, the former as usual and the latter as day one of her fall break from college. Without even meaning to be melodramatic, Conner made it no farther than the living room before falling face first on the couch in dread. What had he done? He had no idea how to talk to girls. Not
romantically
, anyway. What was one supposed to talk about? Or was one supposed to talk? If not, then what to do? He couldn't just sit there... looking at her. She was too damn beautiful. He could feel his tongue drying up (apparently to allow sweat to flow to his palms) even now in his own house just thinking about it.
Actually sitting face to face with one of the premier goddesses of Northside High might kill him.
"Hi there, sweetie. Rough day?" came the concerned voice of his mother.
"Unghahaduh," came his incomprehensible reply into the throw pillow.
He could hear a gasp from the only woman on earth who could've understood him. "Conner, you have a
date
!" She squealed in delight, then fell on top of him, tickling him until he finally broke into giggles.
"Mom! Quit it!"
She at last relented, though by that time Angelica had joined them. "Did I hear that right? Goner's gone and got himself a date?"
"Don't call me that, Angelica," Conner said, laughter retreating under the condescending smirk of his pretty stepsister. She'd probably never had trouble getting a date in her life. "And yes, I do have a date. So what?"
"We-he-hell, don't get your skimpy little panties in a knot, I was just popping by to make sure I'd heard the good news right."
"Angelica..." his mother warned.
"Sorry, Shannon," came the patently insincere reply.
"So," asked his mother, sitting beside him on the sofa, "who's the lucky girl?"
"Hailey McManus."
She broke out in grins. "Oh good! You've talked so much about her, and she sounds like such a nice girl. Did you ask her or did she ask you? Girls do that nowadays, you know."
"Yeah, we even drive our own cars and vote, when we're not too cranking out babies," said Angelica. Conner's mother chuckled and rolled her eyes, unflappable as ever.
"I asked her. I guess I figured I may as well take your advice."
"Smart boy. So what are you two going to do tonight?"
"I'm not too sure yet. I sort of asked without having a plan."
She rolled her eyes in that adoringly motherly way of hers. "My Conner. He has his future planned out in ten-minute blocks through graduate school, but doesn't know where he's taking his young lady tonight. Well, if you want my advice-"
"Yes please!"
"-you'll take her out to eat somewhere nice, but not too nice. You don't want to over-do it on a first date, but don't take her to that, ugh, hole in the wall you kids are always going to."