THICK and THIN
The End
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
"Lance!" Chrissy skips across to him, throws her arms around his neck and pins him back against the door with a kiss.
Stunned, I find myself in one of my weed-enhanced moments of
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observation and analysis. They're nearly the same height, so their mouths came together easily, no angling up or down. He'd been wearing jeans by the barbecue, but now he has on loose-fitting workout pants. His red Coleman cooler jug and a cloth drawstring bag sit at his feet. On his feet are sandals instead of the Vans from earlier.
The kiss hasn't ended when my feet finally start moving toward the door, but fortunately it does before I arrive.
"Hey, partner," Lance smiles at me.
"Hey," I respond in a voice that sounds flat and lifeless even to me.
His smile diminishes. "Hey, you alright?"
Then, "I thought you knew."
Then, to Chrissy, "Baby, didn't Bryan know you invited me up?"
She gets that little girl smile, the one that acknowledges guilt, but not repentance.
"Well, not really, but I knew he wouldn't mind."
She takes her arms from around Lance's neck and puts them around mine. Her face close to mine, she whispers, "Yes, yes and yes," reminding me of what I'd said just seconds earlier. Kissing me lightly, one hand drops down from my neck and grips my package. "Your wife is ready for you to share her again." She kisses me harder and I find myself kissing her back.
"That's more like it," laughs Bryan. "I was afraid this party was ending before it even got started."
He picks up his gear from the floor and I unlock the door.
Inside, he theatrically thrusts his nose up in the air and inhales. "Okay, so you two definitely have got things off to a good start."
"And what did you bring to the party?" Chrissy asks teasingly.
He holds up the Coleman. "Some fresh margaritas, although I purposely made them on the weak side, since we've already lowered our inhibitions." He lowers the cooler and raises the cloth bag in his other hand by its drawstrings. "Of course, if anyone wants to add some extra kick..."
Chrissy pulls the bag open, reaches inside and brings a bottle part way out by its neck. It's a half-full bottle of Silver PatrΓ³n; real glass this time, no old Fanta bottles.
She smiles. "Well, aren't you a considerate guest?" She leans in and kisses him as she lets the bottle slide back into the bag. "I'll get glasses," she says after breaking the lip lock.
As Chrissy walks into the kitchen, Lance and I go to the loveseat end of the seating area. He puts the cooler jug and bottle of tequila on the coffee table, lays his bag on the floor by the guitar stool and picks up my Gibson.
"Were you playing earlier?"
Before I can respond, Chrissy answers him from the kitchen with a laugh. "We tried, but just like last weekend, it's hard to sing and play at the same time as you're trying to not let your joint just burn away in the ashtray."
I find myself saddened that I played three love songs for her and what she remembers most is that they interfered with us getting high.
She carries over a tray with margarita goblets and shot glasses, as well as salt and lime wedges on two dessert plates. After she puts the tray down, Lance begins filling the goblets.
Chrissy unbuttons and removes her bulky cardigan, revealing the smooth, pale skin of her shoulders and a pair of nipples that look like they might cut right through her dress. She holds out the sweater to me with a 'Thank you, honey,' look on her face.
I take it and step back to the entry door. I fold her sweater and place it on the seat of a straightback chair and hang my fleece on a coat hook.
Back at the table, Lance is moving the tequila bottle from Chrissy's margarita to his; they've apparently both opted for a little extra kick. I decline when he holds the bottle near my cup. My wife picks up her margarita and Lance picks up two, holding the un-doctored one out to me. We make a three-way toast, although no one gives it words.
"Mm, tasty," says Chrissy, before kissing Lance again. An active, lingering kiss. "Very tasty!" she says when she finally breaks away.
Lance has a hand on one of her hips and if I didn't know better, I'd swear he was pushing her back to me even as he's gazing deep into her eyes.
She spins away from Lance and towards me, taking a deep drink of her margarita. Pressing up against me her nipples are hard, her lips cold. Sweet and salty, with a touch of sour and the sting of the tequila. My God, she tastes good and she feels good and my cock springs to life.
My free hand comes up of its own accord and I squeeze one small breast before taking the nipple between thumb and forefinger. She puts her hand on top of mine and presses them both tight against her chest while also pushing forward with her body, so that her nipple is being crushed against her ribs.
After a few moments of tasting her tongue and feeling her heart beating hard under my palm, she pulls away and turns back toward Lance, clearly moving in for another kiss. I put my cup to my lips and drink, seriously considering throwing in some more tequila after all.
Lance also puts a hand up to her chest. But instead of massaging her tit, he's holding her back. "You know, Bryan was planning on a private night with you. And you didn't tell me that was still his expectation when you invited me up here. So, you've put us both into awkward and uncomfortable positions."
"But," begins Chrissy, but Lance holds a finger up against her lips to shush her.
"So now I think you need to show your husband that you're sorry for being such a mischievous little minx. Don't you?"
"Yes," Chrissy says meekly, dropping her eyes to the floor.
"Down by the barbecue you said you've been working on taking bigger bites. Show us. Show Bryan you're sorry for your tricks by filling your mouth with his juicy meat."
"But, what about...?" Lance cuts her off again.
"I'm going to sit over here and relax, maybe have a little smoke. And watch the show. Watch your blowjob show. Can you give us a good show?"
From the back, it looks to me like she's gazing straight into his eyes as she answers, "Yes."
"Good." He walks around to the other end of the table and sits on the guitar stool. He picks up the burned joint and lighter from the table, but before firing it up he asks, "Bryan, do you want her clothes on or off?" Then he sits back with smiling eyes and takes a long, slow hit.
I don't say anything, but Chrissy knows what I want. I am her husband after all. She slips off her sandals and begins slowly rotating her hips as she eases the sleeveless shift off her shoulders.
I yank my polo shirt over my head and toss it aside.
Of course, she's not wearing a bra and she plays peek-a-boo a couple of times with her tits before bringing the top of the dress to her waist.
I reach for my own waist and frantically undo the top button and fly at the same time as I step on the heel of each boat shoe (no socks, thank God) and kick them off somewhere in the same general direction as my shirt.
She turns her back to me as she works the shift over her hips and bends over deep at the waist as it goes down her legs. A pink thong disappears in the crack of her ass until one foot steps to the side, spreading her incredibly long legs. Now I can see the thin strip of material running between her bulging labia and over her hidden hole. I want to crawl over and pull it away with my teeth.
My cock's already at 3/4 staff and pops up when it comes free of the elastic waistband of my Bjorn Borg's. I nearly fall over while I wrestle my pants down my legs because I can't take my eyes off her as she slides the thong down over her hips and ass and then the mile down to the floor. My cock snaps to full attention.
She straightens and walks away from me, to Lance. He pulls the joint from between his lips as she bends over to kiss him. He plays with her nipple until she finally breaks away and straightens again. As she turns towards me, I see smoke coming out of her mouth and I realize he's shotgunned her.
Her eyes blaze as she steps lightly over to me on her bare feet. 'Even they are lovely,' I think as I feast on her beauty from top to toe.
I think she's going to drop to her knees right there, but instead, she puts her face up to mine for a kiss, while taking hold of my aching rod in her soft, strong hand. She pulls away with a smile and tugs me to follow her, just as she'd done to Lance last weekend. She walks backward between the table and the loveseat and I realize she's positioning me so that her other lover can more easily see the blowjob show he's ordered.
I glance at him over her shoulder. He's just lowering his margarita from his lips and immediately replaces it with the joint. He sucks the hot smoke through the cool of his mouth, never taking his eyes off of us. The look on his face makes me think of a horny Buddha in a very sexy Nirvana.
Chrissy uses my prick like a tiller to stop me at the centre of the loveseat and then turn my back to it. I begin to sit, but she grabs me tighter and pulls up. Okay, maybe she's going to sit on the edge of the table while I stand. But then one corner of her mouth goes up mischievously, as she pulls even harder upwards on my trapped penis. When she shoots her eyebrows up to her forehead, I finally get it and step backwards up onto the seat.
Pausing briefly, she releases me to reach her arm out to the side. It turns out my shirt landed on the arm of the sofette. Chrissy picks it up and reaches between my legs to drape it over the loveseat's back, like a heavy-duty doily. Then she re-grips my control stick and presses me down into a sitting position. I put a hand out to either side to keep from falling over backwards.
Once she has me perched up on the top edge of the sofette's back, she puts her hands on the insides of my knees and spreads them wide. Taking her place on her own knees between them, she begins the most erotic blowjob of my life.