The Ungrateful Wife - Ch. 07
The Boat
There were only two ways I could think of to ensure my husband slept like a rock tonight. Either he would have to take one of his anti-anxiety meds before bed, something he rarely did except on work nights when getting up early was a necessity. Or, the other option was giving him a good orgasm.
Being that my husband had next to no sex drive, seducing him into fooling around so I could suck or fuck him into unconscious seemed the harder of the two options at first. Also, the irony of that method seemed a little funny to me. There was something just a little twisted about making sure my husband got a good orgasm out of him so I could go get MY good orgasm elsewhere. Also, I couldn't help thinking about how having sex with my husband before getting plowed by Richard's huge cock later would be a lot like going out for a nice meal. My husband would be the side salad and he, like the salad, would maybe be a nice teaser to take the edge off my hunger, but it would never fill me up like the main course. Good lord, Richard filled me up like you wouldn't believe!
Considering all my options, I contemplated briefly how I could talk my husband into taking some anxiety pills before bed. That is, if he even brought them, but when I found myself considering ways I could crush up some pills in his food or something and drug him into unconsciousness, I concluded that a blow job was clearly the less creepy of the two options. Of course, if it came down to it, I'd knock his happy ass out with drugs in a heartbeat to have another go with Richard.
I couldn't help but feel a little giddy with excitement as the evening wore on. Every time one of our friends commented about being extra tired and probably calling it an early night, I felt my pulse quicken thinking the stars were clearly aligning for Richard and I.
"What about you, Anna?" I casually inquired of one of the girls after Tara mentioned being sleepy. "You want to stay up and play some more games or are you going to bed early too?"
I hoped I sincerely sounded as if I wanted her to stay up.
"Oh," she said as if still on the fence. "I could use some extra sleep tonight too. Besides, I don't want to wake Tara coming to bed late."
"Oh don't worry about me," Tara countered. "I sleep like a log!"
Fuck, yes worry about Tara, I wanted to say to her now. You wouldn't want to disturb her! Bitch, get your ass to bed! Of course, I held my tongue waiting to see how it played out.
Anna hemmed and hawed a bit then added, "Honestly I'm a little beat."
"Awww," I faked being sorry to hear that. "It's ok. I think we're ALL a little tired today for some reason."
Within the hour, well before midnight, all of us friends were going out separate ways to turn in for the night, save Richard of course. Richard had a habit of staying up for hours after everyone else went to bed and quietly watching television in the family room until he got tired.
As Jason and I headed off to bed saying our goodnights, I took the risk of giving Richard a private little wink to let him know to wait up for me and followed my husband to the bedroom, closing the door behind us. Suddenly I was on the clock. How quickly could I get my husband fast asleep without looking suspicious and how long would Richard wait for me?
Now to say that I'm a genius for what I pulled off would probably be too kind, but I did manage to carry out a plan in under two hours that had Jason completely zonked out and snoring in contentment. You'll never believe how I did it so permit me a moment to share the irony in this.
I started out being a little frisky with my husband, tossing in a few innuendoes about Jason and I having sex with Richard in the next room and how quiet we'd have to be to be to get away with it. I did an amazing job, if I do say so myself, of convincing my husband that my ONLY interest in Richard at this point was having some "risky" sex where he could possibly hear us.
My husband reminded me that I'm far too noisy when I orgasm, a fact I couldn't really deny. I mean I'll admit that for some reason, the louder I'm allowed to be, the more I seem to enjoy myself. It's just how I'm wired, I guess. I hated having to stifle a good orgasm just because my husband was afraid the neighbors might hear us through the window.
"Well," I smiled at my husband playfully. "I may be noisy but YOU are pretty good at keeping quiet."
"Right," he nodded with a hopeful look on his face.
"Maybe I should just give you some head?" I teased.
Jason laughed quietly. "I mean, I'm not necessarily going to turn that down." He then added, "but it's not very fair to you."
"I'm good baby," I smiled. "You'll take care of me later. I know you will."
And now here is where the irony really kicks in. I swear to God it was Jason's idea when he said it.
"Have you still been thinking about Richards' big dick?" my husband asked.
My heart skipped a bit for a moment thinking he knew something but then realized he was simply referring to the sneak peek we both got the first day in his clingy boat shorts.
I blushed then, or at least did my best to look like I was blushing and added, "Maybe a little?"
"Yeah?" Jason seemed genuinely intrigued. "How big do you think it is?"
"Gosh, I have no idea," I lied. "I imagine it's pretty big."
"So you ARE imagining it," he laughed. "I knew it."
"Stop," I laughed back, then risked pressing into dangerous territory, "Have YOU been imagining it?"
"You and Richard?" He asked.
I nodded, nervous that all this could backfire on me.
If Jason's "in the mood" he can fantasize about me and just about any big dick he can imagine, but if he's not in the mood and thinks that chasing big dick is MY idea, he often becomes uber jealous and suspicious. Believe me, playing this game can be extremely exhausting.
"I don't know," I shrugged indifferently. "Guen and Richard are such good friends. I'd never do something to jeopardize our friendship."
I think my own skin crawled telling that little lie. Clearly I didn't stop myself from jeopardizing ANYONE'S relationship.
"But in a perfect scenario," Jason pressed. "If Richard was interested and Guen would never find out, would YOU have any interest?"
I shook my head doing my best to put on the performance of a lifetime. "A LOT of things would have to happen for me to even consider it."
"I think it would be kinda hot seeing you two go at it behind Guen's back."