WARNING TO READERS - This is a long, rambling, multi-part story and VERY British. The individual chapters will make more sense if read in sequence.
Sorry! This chapter may meander even more than usual as it is part of a collection of several short 'day in the life' journal style entries which have been linked together as each was too short to stand alone.
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Chapter 29: Stormy Weather and April Showers
They say that the life of a farmer is driven by the seasons and the weather and the same is equally true for a gardener. By Monday morning the wind had veered from the south-west. Despite there being ominous looking black clouds about, the next few days were forecast to be mild with sunny intervals and mostly dry during the day.
As usual on Monday morning I was up early grabbed a quick mug of coffee and a cigarette and then took the Vespa and rode over to Caroline Brookes' house first thing arriving just after seven. I had hoped that she would still be there as I wanted to thank her for taking Maggie and I to the concert on Saturday, and show her the work we had completed on the patio area. Her BMW was not in the drive and I guessed that she had already left to return to London, either Sunday or very early that morning.
I dragged the tarpaulin away from the paved barbeque patio and was pleased to see that the grouting was fully dry and the crazy paving really looked very good, and so I got the hose from her shed and scrubbed the surplus cement and grout away with a stiff yard broom. I wanted to do some preparation before the guys arrived for the day and set to work marking out the outline shapes for the main flower beds with a long handled tar brush and a can of whitewash. If we had been making alterations to an existing garden I would probably have drawn the new outlines with sharp sand, but as the ground was only bare earth whitewash would do no damage and be more durable.
I rode into the garden centre shortly after eight; Maggie was just pulling out of the yard in the VW pick-up and wound down the window, "Good morning, Jamie," she said cheerfully. "I'm now off for the morning....I'm going out to do surveys and quotes for a couple of new jobs and take the hanging baskets into town to the bank and the Red Lion Hotel."
The bank had given us a regular contract to supply hanging baskets and floral troughs to decorate the front of their building throughout the year, and it was time to change the spring displays for the early summer planting of primulas and pansies. Maggie had managed to secure several similar contracts in the city but it was a bit unusual that she was doing the job herself; it was the sort of task we would normally send one of the trainees out to.
"See you later, and GOOD LUCK!" she called and drove away laughing.
Steve and Dennis were loading up the big lorry with pre-packed shed units using the fork lift and looked to have a fair number of deliveries to make.
"Morning guys," I called, "When you've done the drops, I'll see you out at the Brookes job, and we can start on the base for the summer house."
Steve grimaced and held up his clipboard to display a good half dozen job cards, "Don't think that's going to happen today, Jamie. I told Emma that was the plan, but she gave us a full day's deliver and erect schedule....best you see her about it, but I should keep that helmet on if I were you matey."
"I think you've got some stormy weather ahead!" Dennis added chuckling. I could hear him whistling a few bars of the old Billie Holiday song as I walked away.
I made my way to the office block and walked straight into a shit storm. It was obvious that Emma was pissed off about something but I was too stupid to realise that I should just shut up and let her tell me about it. Instead I waded straight in.
"What's going on with Steve and Dennis? I want them out at the Brookes job this afternoon to get on with ...."
"Well you can't bloody have them!" she stormed. "Not everything at this business revolves around your project for Miss Bloody Thunder-Thighs Brookes!" She slapped her hand hard against the big work management chart that she had pinned on the wall showing all the deliveries and outside contract work in hand and where everybody was working on a given day. She had put a lot of effort into it and it worked really well. Normally!
She was my sister so naturally we argued and squabbled a lot and she could be really moody at times but this was our first ever argument over work.
"Er, why? What's got your knickers in a twist this morning?" I tried to make a joke of it but Emma was not going to let me off that easily.
"If you bothered to come into the office before making your plans, you would know." I finally decided just to shut up and let her finish. She held up her spread fingers and started to count off her concerns; I sat down on the chair beside her desk and tried to look suitably cowed into submission.
"It has obviously escaped your notice that we have nine assorted garden sheds and greenhouses to deliver to customers before Wednesday, four of which need to be erected on site, so that is two full days delivery and erect work for Steve and Dennis .... I have given them their job cards and they WILL be doing that today and tomorrow!"
"OK, I'm sure we can......"
"Don't start making plans until I've finished," she snapped. "Are you aware that Neville and Mikey are both away until Thursday as they are taking their college exams? No? I didn't think you were." She paused for breath and then continued, "Colin has a full schedule for the week, Maggie will be out on jobs for the whole of today and then the two of you will be away to Salisbury for the day on Wednesday to see the solicitors......that just leaves Jack and David to look after all the greenhouses and growing areas and Kitty and me to manage the customers and the office.....that is if nobody takes their day off this week..."
"OK, OK stop.... I get the picture." I stepped up and took her firmly by the arms to try and calm her a bit. "I'm sorry Emms ..... so I'm an irresponsible arsehole," I joked and grinned, and was pleased to see her expression start to soften a bit as well. "So just tell me what you want me to do .... You're the boss."
"No you are the boss, Jay. I just need you to think like the boss sometimes, you can't just concentrate on the tasks that capture your imagination and leave all the rest and the shitty jobs to other people!"
She shrugged my hands away and snatched up a pile of job cards from her desk, but when she turned back she was smiling. She thrust the wad of job cards into my hands. "I really need you to pick up some of these other jobs for me," she said. Her tone was a lot less angry and a bit more cajoling. "Maggie and Colin have already taken a batch each, just pick out the ones that you think are the most urgent or can be meshed together and let me know where you are going to be and which jobs you are doing."
I took the cards through to my own desk and spend five minutes sorting through them. Most were only simple gardening tasks, or visit-to-quote calls and there were several small deliveries that could be fitted in between jobs. I sorted them into the order that I would do them and put them onto my clipboard. There were only about a half a dozen or so which I needed to return to Emma and she looked a lot happier when I went back to her office.
"Thanks Emms," I said seriously, "You were perfectly right and I was wrong... I needed someone to give me a swift kick in the balls to make me see sense."
I leaned over her desk and gave her a brotherly kiss on the top of her head and made for the door. "I had better get loaded up and away."