Foreword
This story takes place over the course of a fictional pandemic similar to COVID. This is a very slow burn and focuses on the relationships of our 6 main characters and how they handle their time in isolation.
June 2020
"So, that's it, right? The world is ending, and everyone is out of their fucking minds!" Evy was lying on the couch, short shoulder-length blonde hair spread like a fan around her, scrolling through her social media feed.
"Huh?" Tal looked up from the game board, still holding his horseman token.
"All this bullshit on social media, it's like the world has gone Nazi coocoo!"
"The term is Nutsy Coocoo," Mike noted, never taking his brown eyes off the board, running his thumb along his chin. He was positive he could still salvage the game. That was of course until Tal, with a shit eating grin, placed his horseman. "Stupid game anyway," Mike grumbled while getting up from the couch.
"Should we coin that phrase? Nazi Coocoo? Who do we talk to? William Webster? We could make a killing selling shirts with that." Evy just rolled her eyes as Tal began cleaning up the board, still scrolling through her feed. She had been on the phone since last turn when Mike had backstabbed her and taken her out of the game, which pissed her off to no end since she was planning on doing that to him the following turn.
"And who the hell would buy these shirts?"
"I don't know, maybe some vegan hippy commie fascist libs? Maybe I'll print gluten-free on it."
Evy did her best librarian "what the fuck was that" stare over the edges of her glasses, but Tal was just giggling while studiously ignoring her. She sighed dramatically and slumped over the couch, also dramatically. "Mike, when the fuck is Jenny getting here? I'm hungry!" she whined.
"Keep your shit together E, they've been gone for 20 minutes, not an hour." He skipped quickly out of the path of the couch cushion that Evy lobbed his way and handed her a cocktail cooler. The feisty blonde had a habit of getting feistier if she wasn't kept topped up with food or booze.
"Oh, watermelon daiquiri." Evy started in on her third glass of the night. It had been another long week of being locked in the condo doing work-from-home, and they desperately needed some time to unwind. Luckily the six of them, the three here, Jenny and her roommate Anna, and Tal's coworker Andy, had all formed a pod early on, so that there was enough social interaction to keep everyone sane. Well, sane-ish. 2 months in and no homicides, yet.
Tal pulled out a card game after putting away the previous one. While the three of them enjoyed PvP strategy games, the other three were much more casual about their board gaming preferences.
"I don't know if Anna is going to be drunk enough to play this," Mike chuckled as he opened up the box and started looking through the cards. "I don't think I've ever even heard her swear before."
"Stick, ass, Anna!" Evy gleefully exclaimed after downing most of the glass.
"Not everyone is as outgoing as you."
"Or as socially awkward," Tal poked as Evy stuck her tongue out at him.
Tal had known Mike for over a decade, ever since their last year of college where they ended up rooming together. Both of their living arrangements had fallen through at the last minute, Tal's roommate suddenly dropping out and Mike being rehoused due to some ROTC bullshit. Either way it worked out for them, and they had been besties since. After graduating Tal and Mike shared an apartment in town. Tal jumped from job to job for a while before landing a solid job in product engineering. Mike continued on to work for the Air Force at the local base and could commute in with little difficulty.
Evy was a different story. She was Mike's younger brother's girlfriend when she went to their alma mater some years later. Mike had known her since she was in junior high school, so he took care of her like a little sister, made sure she knew where everything was, helped her set up her housing, chased off creeps, that kind of thing. She ended up breaking up with his brother in her sophomore year because the whole long-distance thing wasn't working out the way either of them had hoped. Still, Mike felt protective of her, so he continued to support her however he could. He ended up introducing her to Tal and they had all become fast friends.
Mike barked out a laugh and flashed a card to Tal and Evy on the couch. "Pacman guzzling cum! Who the fuck comes up with these!"
Evy nearly spat her drink all over Tal, which wouldn't have been the first time that had happened. "Oh my god, did you get the new expansion? Let me see." She climbed over the back of the couch, grabbed a stack, and started laughing hysterically as she read through them.
Tal posed thoughtfully, "How much alcohol will Anna need to play this one? I'm gonna say two to loosen up and three more to say," he grabbed a card from the table, "achieve world peace by mutual orgasm. Huh, that one was pretty tame actually." Evy handed him another one. "Using an 18-inch dildo to fuck my ass." He took a sip of his drink, "Yeah, I'm gonna up that count to four additional drinks."
"Oh my god, it would be so awesome to see that innocent little face of hers scrunch and blush and say the nastiest shit imaginable. I need to record this session so that I can make that my ringtone every time she texts."
Evy glanced at a text message and grinned. "Well well, maybe we already have a head start if this spelling is any indication. Or it could just be a Gen Z thing 'cause I can barely read this. They should be here in 5 BTWs."
"Does it reflect badly on us that our friends need to be mostly drunk to hang out."
There was a beat of silence, then the three gave a unanimous "Nah".
They spent the next couple minutes straightening out the kitchen area for the others to arrive. They were all staying in Tal's place, well, living there really. Tal was able to buy a nice place downtown when he got his big promotion, and naturally insisted that Mike come along. After some convincing, especially the part where Mike could save up to buy his own place since Tal refused any payments, he moved in with him. Evy had moved out of state after graduating but would visit three to four times a year. She had come to visit again just before the whole plague debacle. A couple of weeks later and there was no more traveling allowed, so Tal and Mike just told her to stay. The place had a guest room that was being used as an office that Evy could use. They would work around the dining area during the day and duck into their respective rooms if they ever needed to take calls. It worked out well since her lease was just about up anyway, so she had her family back home box up her stuff and store it for her.
They didn't have to wait long before they heard the knocking at the door. Tal slapped on his mask and some disposable gloves. Hey, they had just reopened restaurants for the second time now, so everyone was still a bit paranoid on how to handle take-out.
Tal opened the door and three people in masks came in. Well, truthfully, it was two brunettes in masks and one person in what looked like a motorcycle helmet with ventilation holes. It looked almost exactly like the enclosed helmets in the Mass Effect games and made Tal jealous that he hadn't similarly ordered one for the deluxe rerelease that occurred last year. But hey, who would have guessed that there would have been a global pandemic?
They went through their "way over the top but better safe than sorry" routine involving wipes, hand sanitizer and spray before setting everything down on the table.
"It's still weird being out there. Barely anyone on the side roads, but the parking lots by the restaurants are really moving." Jenny popped open the various containers while regaling everyone of their adventures across town.
"The Karens were really out in force today," Anna chimed in as she pulled out two containers of Mexican rice and a chorizo cheese dip. "I think there were at least two women there who were demanding to either speak to the manager or getting all pissy about not having been given enough free salsa containers. The salsa bar was literarily right next to her, she could have just grabbed one herself."
"It was wild, man. Honest to God, Karen in the wild, she had the slicked hair, heavy necklaces and everything." Andy had taken off his helmet and was touching up his pandemic man-bun. Tal thought it looked a bit goofy with his clean shaven face, but he seemed to like it. Jenny was not a fan of this fad of his in any way.
"At least every third person there just wasn't masked up either." Jenny diverted her attention from that stupid man-bun. "Worse yet, they kept getting into people's personal space. I mean, even pre-pandemic that was messed up."