Foreword
This story takes place over the course of a fictional pandemic similar to COVID. This is a very slow burn and focuses on the relationships of our 6 main characters and how they handle their time in isolation.
June 2020
"So, that's it, right? The world is ending, and everyone is out of their fucking minds!" Evy was lying on the couch, short shoulder-length blonde hair spread like a fan around her, scrolling through her social media feed.
"Huh?" Tal looked up from the game board, still holding his horseman token.
"All this bullshit on social media, it's like the world has gone Nazi coocoo!"
"The term is Nutsy Coocoo," Mike noted, never taking his brown eyes off the board, running his thumb along his chin. He was positive he could still salvage the game. That was of course until Tal, with a shit eating grin, placed his horseman. "Stupid game anyway," Mike grumbled while getting up from the couch.
"Should we coin that phrase? Nazi Coocoo? Who do we talk to? William Webster? We could make a killing selling shirts with that." Evy just rolled her eyes as Tal began cleaning up the board, still scrolling through her feed. She had been on the phone since last turn when Mike had backstabbed her and taken her out of the game, which pissed her off to no end since she was planning on doing that to him the following turn.
"And who the hell would buy these shirts?"
"I don't know, maybe some vegan hippy commie fascist libs? Maybe I'll print gluten-free on it."
Evy did her best librarian "what the fuck was that" stare over the edges of her glasses, but Tal was just giggling while studiously ignoring her. She sighed dramatically and slumped over the couch, also dramatically. "Mike, when the fuck is Jenny getting here? I'm hungry!" she whined.
"Keep your shit together E, they've been gone for 20 minutes, not an hour." He skipped quickly out of the path of the couch cushion that Evy lobbed his way and handed her a cocktail cooler. The feisty blonde had a habit of getting feistier if she wasn't kept topped up with food or booze.
"Oh, watermelon daiquiri." Evy started in on her third glass of the night. It had been another long week of being locked in the condo doing work-from-home, and they desperately needed some time to unwind. Luckily the six of them, the three here, Jenny and her roommate Anna, and Tal's coworker Andy, had all formed a pod early on, so that there was enough social interaction to keep everyone sane. Well, sane-ish. 2 months in and no homicides, yet.
Tal pulled out a card game after putting away the previous one. While the three of them enjoyed PvP strategy games, the other three were much more casual about their board gaming preferences.
"I don't know if Anna is going to be drunk enough to play this," Mike chuckled as he opened up the box and started looking through the cards. "I don't think I've ever even heard her swear before."
"Stick, ass, Anna!" Evy gleefully exclaimed after downing most of the glass.
"Not everyone is as outgoing as you."
"Or as socially awkward," Tal poked as Evy stuck her tongue out at him.
Tal had known Mike for over a decade, ever since their last year of college where they ended up rooming together. Both of their living arrangements had fallen through at the last minute, Tal's roommate suddenly dropping out and Mike being rehoused due to some ROTC bullshit. Either way it worked out for them, and they had been besties since. After graduating Tal and Mike shared an apartment in town. Tal jumped from job to job for a while before landing a solid job in product engineering. Mike continued on to work for the Air Force at the local base and could commute in with little difficulty.
Evy was a different story. She was Mike's younger brother's girlfriend when she went to their alma mater some years later. Mike had known her since she was in junior high school, so he took care of her like a little sister, made sure she knew where everything was, helped her set up her housing, chased off creeps, that kind of thing. She ended up breaking up with his brother in her sophomore year because the whole long-distance thing wasn't working out the way either of them had hoped. Still, Mike felt protective of her, so he continued to support her however he could. He ended up introducing her to Tal and they had all become fast friends.
Mike barked out a laugh and flashed a card to Tal and Evy on the couch. "Pacman guzzling cum! Who the fuck comes up with these!"
Evy nearly spat her drink all over Tal, which wouldn't have been the first time that had happened. "Oh my god, did you get the new expansion? Let me see." She climbed over the back of the couch, grabbed a stack, and started laughing hysterically as she read through them.
Tal posed thoughtfully, "How much alcohol will Anna need to play this one? I'm gonna say two to loosen up and three more to say," he grabbed a card from the table, "achieve world peace by mutual orgasm. Huh, that one was pretty tame actually." Evy handed him another one. "Using an 18-inch dildo to fuck my ass." He took a sip of his drink, "Yeah, I'm gonna up that count to four additional drinks."