Chapter 13
The Master -- Napoleon Lajoie
I met Bill the following day at Morrison's Restaurant at exactly 6 pm. He had changed again. No longer a colored preacher, he was now a tall, gaudily dressed gentleman in a camel's haired jacket and dark brown slacks. He had a corn colored pompadour that most women would covet, and he was unabashedly good-looking.
He greeted me in a loud, but modulated voice that I soon learned was that of a popular local radio announcer, named James Dennis.
The waitress tripped not once, but twice in her eagerness to serve him his coffee and then his breakfast of ham and eggs. ("Over lightly, please!") I had to smile at his choice of persona.
"You like it?"
"It is different," I admitted.
"I'm keeping it for a couple days. I'm a well known, at least in these parts, announcer on WQAN. Scranton. Mostly I sell Pall Mall's. You know," he grinned, and I saw a mouthful of tobacco stained teeth. "Pall Mall. Wherever particular people congregate."
I had heard him deliver those very words the night before on some already forgotten radio program.
"Catchy," I said, returning the smile.
"You're taking me lightly, Roy. It takes a lot of hard work to deliver those lines and others like it to a huge audience. What's more, I have to please the sponsors more than the listeners."
After forking a portion of scrambled egg into my mouth, I told him, I appreciated his choice of persona.
"Oh and why is that?"
"Makes it easier to listen," I said, carefully chewing my eggs.
Dennis laughed. "That's true. But my reason is slightly different."
"I might have expected it to be," I replied.
He nodded and bit off a piece of toast. The waitress was hovering nearby and refilled his coffee and ignored my empty cup until Dennis motioned toward it.
After swallowing the toast, he pointed the rest of the toast at me and said, "How'd you like to go into New York City with me tomorrow and catch the World Series?"
"That sounds like a great idea," I said. "I've never seen a series game."
It occurred to me that there had been no meeting of the congregation for the Reverend Howard Pentecost; he had watched the first game of the Series on a television somewhere. And I strongly suspected he had done the same earlier that day. Why else set up a meeting at 6 in the evening?
For my part, I had listened to the radio broadcast of both games, bemoaning the fact that the Yankees had won both games. I was a Cub's fan; which meant I rooted for the National League team no matter what.
"I'll call in a favor; get us a couple ducats for tomorrow's game at Ebbets Field."
"You can get them at this late hour?"
"It's who you know, chum. It's who you know!"
The waitress came by to see if he − not me, that was for sure − wanted anything else. I saw Dennis' hand reach out and caress her lower thigh. She stiffened, but made no move to get away from the hand. By the time I finished my coffee, she was grinding her pelvis against his knee. It seemed I was the only one with a view of what was happening. Dennis had a shit-eating grin on his face. The waitress a rapturous expression on hers.
Just when I thought they couldn't continue their sordid rutting at the table without being seen by the manager among others, Dennis pulled his knee away and asked her what time she got off work.
"Eight, but if you want I could ask to get off earlier," she rattled off as if reciting the specials on the menu.
"Eight is fine, sweetie. What's your name?"
"Rosie. That's great; I'll have time to...."
She didn't finish, for Dennis stood up, left a generous tip and was walking out the door by the time the word 'great' left her mouth.
We left the diner and in an unbelievably off-handed manner, Dennis said, "I might just get us laid while we're in New York."
I didn't doubt him at all.
We adjourned to a nearby bar, took a booth in the rear and began talking about baseball.
But we didn't discuss the 1880's or '90's, we both began talking about the game of the present.
Dennis opened with, "Who's gonna win the MVP in the American League?"
"Ted Williams, of course," I said. "Hell's Bells, he won the Triple Crown. He's locked the MVP up."
"Sorry to disagree," Dennis smiled.
"Oh, you're gonna tell me DiMaggio takes it?"
"I am," he said calmly. "I know Williams hit... what was it .343? While Joe managed only .315."
"Williams also belted 32 homers to DiMaggio's 20."
"I know," Dennis said with a knowing smirk. "He even routed Joe D. in ribby's, 162 to 97. Still and all, Joe D's gonna win it."
"And you know this how?"
"The Boston writers hate William's guts. They won't vote for him. Well, I mean enough of them won't vote for him to cost him the MVP; which, in my opinion, he very much deserves."
"I've heard them talking, but I never thought they'd stoop to leaving him off the ballot."
"He hit .401 in '41 and they gave it to DiMaggio for the same or similar reasons."