The Stolen Dozen
Chapter 2 (EDITED)
A Novel
1.
LUNCH
Looking into her awakening husband's eyes, Carolyn asked, "Since I have wiped you out already, would you like to go for a nature walk, down to the lake, to see what it's like?"
"Carolyn, where do you get all this energy from? I am nearly twice your size, and you easily outdo me. You are a tornado in bed, and I am not complaining, I am amazed. I believed you would be meek and mild-mannered around me, because of your size, and I could not have been more wrong. I was afraid I would break you if I squeezed too hard, but you are unbreakable, and I and enviable of your strength. I love you so much. I cannot wait to see how you grow into the woman you can be."
"Robert, your appendage is in its normal state and will continue to be comatose for several hours, because of what I did to it this morning. If it was not attached to you, it would gladly stay here, and sleep the sleep of the Angels, instead of walking around with you and me. You '
are
' going to walk around with me, aren't you, my husband?"
"Carolyn, do you think I would turn you loose on the forest, and the poor animals within, without proper guidance from an adult?"
"Are you insinuating that I am a child?"
"I am not the one that walked around the outside of this building, in the nude, thereby scaring away every bird, and animal species, within a thousand yards, because you are so thin."
"Maybe, you should have married Patricia, and have her fat ass squat over your face and smother that smart mouth of yours, Mr. Graziano."
"There is only one major problem with that theory, Carolyn. I never had eyes for Patricia. My eyes were solely on you, and no one else. Now, if you would get off my chest, possibly, we could start to dress, and walk down to the lake, and see what is around us."
"I can see everything is always going to be my fault, in this marriage of ours. If we are late for an event, it was because Carolyn was not ready. If we are delayed in leaving for an event, it is because Carolyn was not ready. If you are dead, and I am late for your funeral, it is because Carolyn was not ready. It is always going to be Carolyn's fault, isn't that correct, Robert?"
"You nailed that one right on the head, my dear. You are going to be my foil, for all of my days. I will use you, as all the great comedians have used their sidekicks on their behalf's, to make their great names."
"Robert, do you remember what your mother said to your father, when he abused her in public?"
"My mother says many things to my father, in those cases."
"In this particular case, Robert, your mother said, 'There is an 'Arctic Front' moving into my bedroom. Even though your father, flippantly, replied, 'What, another one?' This would be your first one, and I doubt you would be very happy about it, since we are still on our honeymoon."
"Carolyn, my love, if you promise not to kill me, I will say what is on my mind. If you do not promise, I will stay quiet, and start getting dressed."
"You have my attention, Robert, what you have to say must be very, very interesting, to say the very least. How much trouble could you possibly get into, if you are going to tell the truth?"
"What I am going to say is going to be more like a question, then an answer, Carolyn. All I want to know is: am I going to be alive after I ask it?"
"Yes, Robert, I will allow you to live, even if you insult me."
"Carolyn, I will only insult you when you exceed 250 pounds. Until that day arrives, you are safe from my barbs. Here is my question. 'If an 'Arctic Front' were to move into our bedroom, at this moment, which one of us would miss it most, me or you?"
Carolyn's hands went directly for his throat.
Robert retaliated by spanking her behind, repeatedly, until she released him.
She screamed, "You brute!"
"Baby, you promised not to kill me. What did you expect me to do, when you tried to strangle me to death?"
"Robert, get this through your thick skull. I will never kill you. I am in love with that appendage of yours, and I want to keep you, and it, around for a long time. However, I was attempting to shut off your voice-box, for 5 to 7 years, because it asked a question that I may be too immature to answer correctly. I have only begun to learn of the powers, of sexual intimacy, and you ask me which one of us will miss it more? At this moment, I would not leave this building, for the next 12 days, if your thing would stay erect for every moment of it, because I would have it in one of my entrances, and be enjoying orgasms, the likes of which I have been denied all my life. I would continue, until I fell asleep, and pick up again as soon as I wakened. That is how strongly I feel about sex with you, Robert."
"Do not kill me, Carolyn, but I dreamed of fucking you on every surface of this building. Every inch of wall, floor, furniture, appliance, bed, bathtub, and everything in between. If it exists, I want to screw you on it, or in it. Nothing has prepared me for what I feel for you when we are making love. It is more intense, and mind-bending, then anything our studies together ever intimated. It is a mind and soul attachment that cannot be put down on paper, and can only be appreciated, when it is happening between two people, who are truly in love."
"Robert, we are not going out today."
"Why not?"
"You are not going to believe this, but your friend has awoken from the dead, and is poking me in the ass."
"Carolyn, are you sure it is me, and not some animal running around the house?"
"I am quite sure, Robert, I am going to turn around now, and bite him, for being so insolent."
She made the 180° turn, without leaving his body, putting her vagina by his mouth, and her mouth was ready to pounce on him.
Robert said, "Remember, Carolyn, I have teeth too, so be nice to him, and I will be nice to her."
With that admonition, she took a nip out of the tip of his penis, which caused him to flinch, and he retaliated by biting her clit hood, with her little gem safely ensconced inside.
"I am not going to allow you to ejaculate into my mouth, Robert. I want you to use it for when we make love."
"Aren't we making love now, Carolyn?"
"In one form we are, Robert, but I want you to save your semen for when we get to the more important parts of making love."
"To me, this is one of the most important parts of making love. It may not be one of the penetrative parts, but it is a very important and very intimate part, Carolyn."
"Robert, do you want me to take a big bite out of him, or do you want me to leave him whole, so we can continue making love?"
"Are you going to have to win every argument we have, during our marriage, or am I going to be allowed to have, at least, a moral victory every now and then?"
"May I quote you, Robert?"
"Oh no, I am dead in the water, go ahead."
"I will not go through the entire quote to save you the pain and suffering of it, I will just say a few words of it.
"Women cry, and we cannot stand it."
When is the last time your father won an argument with your mother? I cannot remember the last time my father won one against my mother. Do you really think you are going to change that equation, any time soon, my love?"
"I hate you, Carolyn. I can't conceive of my life without you, I would kill anyone, who tried to take you away from me, or harm you. However, did you have to be smarter than I am, in every possible way?"
"Women are genetically predisposed to be smarter than their husbands. Women are not smarter than men, but in the battle of the sexes, there is no contest. As we have read, all those little x's, chase those little y's around, and not the other way around."
"I think I will take my little 'y', and pound her into submission, right where we are."
"Oh goody, I have got him right where I want him."
"I did not tell you what hole I was going to take you in, Carolyn."
"I am ready for you to take me in all of them, Robert, so why don't you? I told you I would never deny you, once I was opened."
"I guess there is no 'Arctic Front' moving into our lives any time soon, is there baby?"
"No Robert, not while this raging inferno is ravaging my body, and you are around to keep it under control."
"Who would have ever thought that the prim and proper Miss Carolyn Riefsynder would have ever turned into such a sexpot?"
"Are you attempting to talk yourself out of getting laid, Robert?"
"Do you see the position you are in, Carolyn? Unless you have developed super human strength, in the last few moments, and can lift yourself from my body, I doubt that is going to happen today. I am going to make you orgasm, until you cannot see straight. I am going to make you beg me to cease and desist, because you are too sensitive to go on. It may not be for long, but for a few moments this afternoon, I am going to be the master of my family."
Carolyn shouted, "Prove it!"
Robert replied, "With pleasure."
He still would not hurt her. He put the head of his penis into her vaginal folds to lubricate it, before attempting to penetrate her body. He found her swimming in her fluids.