This is the introduction of what I hope to be a longer serialized piece taking place in the days after my Christmas story - although you should not need to read one to enjoy the other. But really do you ever.
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It was late Boxing Day morning in McMurray Manor when the butler, Mr. South, found himself staring down at Lord Stephens in his bed near death. He was grinning from ear-to-ear and riotously cackling the word "crumpet" or something like that, sometimes followed by the occasional maniacal giggle. The room looked like a giant, used Christmas cracker.
"The poor man." The butler said, "He blew a seal and had himself a stroke. I will fetch the doctor." He turned to the house keeper, Mrs. James, and a young maid. "Mrs. James ring his sister and nephew to alert them of the situation. Then come up here and help Ms. Jenny clean this sty up."
"Sir, last night the room was spotless." the chambermaid spoke up.
"I know, child. I assume that Lord Stephens did it himself not realizing it, given his condition, and well it is just...well, here we are. But we cannot have the family see the room like this. Mrs. James follow me. Jenny - only you and Mrs. James are allowed in the room until my return. Keep the door shut and any staff at bay. I am just glad almost everyone is off today."
The elder statesman and lady of the house-staff left the room both commenting on how fine a man and employer his Lordship was or is as they shut the door.