As he was backing out I said, "Dad, pull into the empty lot where Kmart use to be."
I was surprised he did it without a question. "How about letting me drive back to the store?"
"Andi, you have no idea how to drive a four speed."
"Well teach me." In a former life I had spent two years in the Army driving just about everything they had. In fact, instead of listing what I was allowed to drive on my Army license, my 1
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sergeant put on it, "everything but tanks." And I think I could have driven those. I think a Z/28 four speed with a 375 horsepower engine wasn't going to be a problem.
"I'll tell you what. If I can't drive it in 5 minutes I will never ask again".
Reluctantly he agreed. He showed me the shift pattern of a 4 speed transmission. Explain what a clutch was for. Told me I had to let out the cultch while giving it some gas. We exchanged seats. I decided to stall it a couple of times. After Ned mansplained what I was doing wrong, I drove it like a champ. "My God Andi, you drive like you have done this before."
I smiled and said, "That's because you're a good teacher." We drove back to the store with the top down, and the wind blowing in my newly cut hair, I might have been starting to enjoy this new life.
As I pulled into a parking spot, Ned said, "don't tell your mother I let you drive the car." Of course I wouldn't. That summer Ned drove the Z/28 more than he ever had. When a short errand required a delivery or pick up, most of the time Ned had me run it.
When we went into the store, Bob was at the counter. I could see his reaction to my new hairdo. He said very shyly, "I really like the new look. You look beautiful."
"Thanks Bob. So I wasn't beautiful before?"
"That, That, That's not what I meant"
"Relax, I'm just jerking your chain." I glanced town and saw Bob had a hard-on, not a Jimmy size hard-on, but a petty big hard-on none the less. Over that summer I cock teased that poor boy almost every day. Eventually he got his reward. But more about the later.
Ned and I got home at are usual time of 5:30. I was worried what Tina was going to say about my new hairdo. Right when you think you know what someone is going to say, Tina said, "Wow Andi, it's about time. I have hounded you about getting your hair cut. That looks great. I could have done without the highlights, but I'll get use to them."
After supper I borrowed the family van and drove down to Tri County Shopping Mall. First stop was Spencer Gifts. If you don't know this, they have sex toys in the back of the store. I picked out a very large dildo and a big bottle of water soluble lubricant. I sheepishly took it up to the cash register. A young lady rang me up while looking at me. I thought I'd make her day by saying, "A girl's got needs too." She didn't even bat an eye. I was so glad I didn't see anybody I knew. I put the dildo and lube in the van.
Next stop, Victoria's secret. I was feeling very wicked from the new look and buying the huge dildo. As I entered the store a sales lady asked if she could be of assistance. I asked her if she could come in a dressing room with me. When the door closed I took off my top and bra and told her I was tired of wearing a lined bra to hide my nipples. I asked if she could help me try on some sexy bras. I told her I was interested in pushups, demi, quarter cup and anything else that was sexy for my odd breasts.
She told me, 'you don't have odd breasts. Every woman is different and in your case they are really pretty." She did something that I wasn't expecting. She put her hands under my breasts and raised them up slightly. "Your breasts will look great in a pushup. With the right top you will have cleavage everybody will notice." That was what I was hoping for.
I asked, "what about my nipples?"
They're just puffy. Nothing to worry about. In fact, as you get older you will lose most of that puffyness. It's just a little fat tissue behind your areola." I was actually sorry to hear that. There were several people, both men and women, who seemed to have taken delight in my puffy nipples.
I thought I would try to shock her again. I pulled on my nipples and they got really large. "What about how my nipples stick so far out?"
"We have nipple covers that you can wear with or without a bra."
"OK, now that I have bras to show cleavage, what tops do you have where my cleavage is exposed and my boobs spill over the top." She brought me several tops that had build in cup; some with buttons in front and my favorite was a tight fitting crop top with adjustable zipper that exposed my abs. I bought several of the sexiest ones, along with over a half a dozen styles of bras. For each style I bought both black and white.
She asked, "What about panties."
"I refuse to wear thongs."
"We have Brazilian cut."
"Could I try black in my size?"
"Once you try panties on, they're nonreturnable."
"I'll buy whatever I try on" When she returned with the panties, I was standing in only my bra with my back turned to the dressing room door. As she entered I turned around exposing my pubic area. I noticed her starring at my enlarged clit. I smiled and said, "I always get turned on trying on panties." The look on her face was priceless. Once I had the panties on, I did some deep stretches and high leg kicks. Just as I feared, the Brazilian cut gave me a wedgie. I peeled the panties off and handed them to her, "Just put them with the rest of the stuff I'm buying." She couldn't keep her eyes off my erect clit. I thought I would really shock her, "It tends to get in my way except during sex". She turned and walked out without saying a word.
With the various nipple covers and tops, the bill was more than I expected. As I was finishing the purchase she said, "With a face and body like yours, you should be a model. I know a number of professional photographers." "Thanks, but no thanks," and I took the bags back to the van.
My final stop was at Macy's. I went up to the women's department to look for comfortable, sexy panties. I found what I thought would work. It was string bikini panties with a full back and see through, made by Vanity Fair. I found one in my size, went to the cash register and bought it. I told the clerk I was going to try them on in a dressing room. I went through stretching and leg kicks. They didn't give me a wedgie. I looked in the dressing room mirror and really liked what I saw. You could tell I shaved my pubic area and they gave a nice small bulge where my clit was. I decided these were my panties. In fact, I'm wearing a pair right now as I write this. I went back to the panties section and bought everyone they had in my size, around two dozen. That would last me a while. That night I gave them the name I still use today, 'bare cunt panties'.
I went over to the swimsuit department. I decided on a gold lame, triangle top with a Brazilian cut bottom. The gold will bring out the highlights in my hair, and the shine will help draw eyes to my body. I was hoping the thicker cloth of the bottoms wouldn't give me a wedgie. Because they had ties I figured anything in an extra small would fit. If my boobs hung out, all the better. And with my tight buns, I really wanted to show off my ass and hips.
I made my way to the makeup department. I sat down on a stool just as a woman behind the counter named Betty said, "Can I help you?"
"Are you on a commission?"
"No, I'm not."
"Good, I don't have to worry about you pushing products that I don't need or want". I just got this hairdo and I want to do a minimum with my makeup."
"You have really pretty eyes and skin. You should accent your good features. Start with a gentle eye shadow or even no eye shadow at all, add some sleek eyeliner, and pair it with a playful lip color."
"No foundation?"
"With your skin, I wouldn't. If you think you need it, use a foundation that matches your skin tone and apply it with a brush. I would use a copper eye shadow to match your hair highlights. If you don't want to spend too much time on your makeup, skip the eyeliner. Your eyes don't really need it. I noticed you're wearing mascara. Just don't apply it so thick."
"What about lip gloss and not lipstick?"
"You could do that. I would suggest a tinted lip balm. It will keep your lips moisturized and add color to your lips."
"Betty, can you make me up using all of these products you mention?'
"Sure, I would love to." I took mental notes as Betty lightly brushed on foundation, put on copper eye shadow, and picked out a bright tinted lip balm. As I looked in the mirror I couldn't believe how well the makeup went with the new hairdo.
When I was Andy. I had noticed Maria using some sort of moisturized at night. Her skin always looked so incredible and felt silky smooth.
"Betty, what would you recommend for skin care?"