The Road to Love
by
littleOneWon
Choices
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I don't mean to brag. Bragging is against my personal philosophy, which is and always has been: "Keep a low profile." Ok, I exaggerated with "and always has been." I adopted it in junior high or thereabouts. Here's what you need to know about me. I'm an average guy. I have an average IQ. I'm about in the middle of the one-to-ten looks scale, maybe a six at best. Average height, average weight, average everything. That includes all of my appendages; fingers, and toes, and other things that everybody nose (humor?). Knowing all of that, I was still able to have sex with the most beautiful woman that I've ever met and with the most popular girl in our high school. Even better, I met my soulmate, twice!
Like I said in the beginning, I don't mean to brag. So far, I've just listed the highlights that I've experienced on the road that eventually led me to my wife. That doesn't mean that I'm ignoring all the potholes that I encountered on that road. There were lots of obstacles to overcome. Like everyone else, I had to take the bad with the good. I'm sure that you have your story, just like I have mine. I'm going to share mine with you; right here, right now.
As to my "low profile" philosophy, I can list a few examples. I never raised my hand in class. If I recited at all, it was because the teacher made me. I never went out for any sports, but I never joined the debate club either. You get the picture. I did nothing to attract attention to myself. I spent my time watching the other kids. Mostly girls, of course.
I learned more by observing other people than I ever learned from a book or a teacher. I learned that those popular jocks put themselves under enormous pressure, both mental and physical, for what? Probably one in a thousand of those guys went on to earn a living as an athlete. Basically, they were wasting their time in the scheme of important things.
How about those girls that spent a good part of their time competing against each other to become a cheerleader? How many of them went on to cheerlead for the Dallas Cowboys?
Ok, so you're saying, "but what about the scholars? What about those guys and gals that kept their noses in books and hung out in libraries? What about the ones that aced all the tests?"
Well, what did it get them? It got them a chance to go to a college where they continued to do the same thing for another four or more years. Then they graduated with an obscene amount of debt and got to work in an office. Probably in a cramped cubicle. That's not for me!
"But wait a minute," you say. "You overlooked the fact that those jocks and cheerleaders were the 'popular' crowd. They had it made!"
I didn't overlook it, I purposely ignored it. Their actions put them under a bright spotlight. Everyone witnessed every move that they made. They had no chance to maneuver in secret. Their lives were open books. Except for children's fiction, books seldom end with, "and they lived happily ever after."
Now, take me. I'm under no pressure. I'm relaxed. I'm free to smell the flowers and pick the cherries, if you get my drift. While they endure the pressure to win at all costs, I ponder the cost of all wins. They read stories; I live them. While they work to become important, I search for important work.
I was searching for something that a guy without a college degree could do and make a good living. I wanted something that I would enjoy. Office jobs didn't appeal to me. I'm looking for a job that's important, in demand, and appreciated. A real plus would be if I could use my skills to eventually open a business of my own. That's where the real money is.
I found my choice by accident when I was a freshman in high school. I was at David's house. He was my best friend. I was sitting on the porch waiting for him to get ready for baseball practice. The window was open and I could hear his mom talking to a neighbor lady. They obviously didn't know I could hear them.
Usually, such a conversation would be of zero interest to me, but this one was different. My ears perked up when I heard the neighbor lady say, "I would have given him anything he wanted just to get the AC working. We'd been waiting for two days. Everyone was needing service. The demand was atrocious. It was the worst time possible for it to fail. We were on our 19th day of highs above 100 degrees. I was desperate."
His mom asked, "Do you mean you would have given him some money on the side, like a tip?"
"I mean I would have given him anything. I mean I would have given him a blowjob on the spot. If that wasn't enough, I would have given him anything else short of anal, which I don't do. Anything else he wanted he could have. I was desperate. I needed to cool off in the worst way. I was one very hot wife. I was hot for almost anything that would make me cool!"
Dave's mom replied, "I've been there, done that. I hope my husband never asks me why David looks like the AC repairman."
"Really?" I asked myself. "Does Dave look like the AC repairman?" They were laughing, but I was thinking. Right at that very moment, I knew what I wanted to be. Talk about being in demand. If women will do that to keep cool, what would they do to keep their pipes from freezing during the winter? It's going to be heating, ventilation, and cooling for me. What is commonly called "HVAC." It's not an office job and after I get some experience, I might be able to start my own business. It met all my requirements!
I developed a plan. The Fairfax Vo-Tech program is available in my high school. They offer some classes that should get me started in the right direction. After high school, I can attend a trade-school to become certified.
My dad supported my plan. Mom thought I should take some college-prep courses and then attend junior college on my way to a four-year degree. Little did she know that an overheard conversation between my best friend's mom and a neighbor lady had already decided that question for me!
So, I had my future work-life figured out, but how about my love-life?
Charlotte
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You already know that I wasn't much on cheerleaders. That point of view got majorly reinforced one summer.
We had one of those cheerleader gals living four houses from us in the neighborhood. She might not have been considered beautiful but she was extremely pretty. Also, she was the most popular girl in our high school. Needless to say, she never paid any attention to me.
Her mom, Violet, was a beauty, for sure. I made some extra money by mowing lawns and Violet was one of my best customers. When I finished mowing, she always brought me a cold glass of iced tea. We sat on the front porch and talked while I enjoyed the tea and the scenery, if you get my drift.
She made several derogatory remarks about the boys that Charlotte was dating. She said they were too old for her, full of themselves, and not trustworthy.
She asked me why I had never dated Charlotte. I explained that her daughter didn't even know that I existed. She was way out of my league.
It was several days later that Charlotte saw me sitting on the porch and, very uncharacteristically, strolled up to talk to me.
She asked me why I had never asked her out. I said, "For the same reason our high school football team never plays the Dallas Cowboys."
"What does that even mean?" she asked. (I told you she was pretty, not that she was smart.)
"Well, our school team is in the high school league and the Cowboys are in the professional league. I'm not even in the high school league. Hell, I'm not even in the game. But you; you're in the professional league."
She just looked at me with a big question mark over her head.
I finally said, "Charlotte, you're way out of my league, that's why."
"Roy, since you won't ask me, I'll ask you. Would you like to take me to Fountain Mountain for a snack and then to a movie? You would be doing me a huge favor if you would. Will you?"
Wow, how romantic was that? I guess her mom had pressured her. That's probably what she meant about the huge favor. It would let her make some points with her mom. She realized that her mom didn't approve of the guys she was hanging with. Most of them were college boys!
I just nodded my head. It was against my philosophy, but what the hell; I didn't want to lose a good mowing customer. She said, "Thanks, Roy. Pick me up at six tomorrow? Just knock on the door."
The next day at six, I was knocking. Violet opened the door and hugged me. She handed me a ten-dollar bill. "I forgot to tip you for that extra mowing last week," she winked.
Charlotte and I walked hand in hand down to Fountain Mountain. I asked if she wanted a burger. She said that she wasn't hungry. She only wanted a coke. There were lots of kids there watching us.
I felt out of place in more ways than one. I sure wasn't keeping a low profile. She kept holding my hand. For a fleeting moment, I thought that she might kiss me, but she resisted that temptation.
We left hand in hand and started walking toward the theatre. Before we got there, Jim and Frank drove up and yelled at us. They were two of the boys that Violet said were too old for Charlotte.
"Where are you love birds headed?" they yelled.
"We're going to the movies," answered Charlotte.
"Well, we are heading to the new drive-in theatre that just opened," Jim responded. "They are hoping to bring back the old drive-in experience. With that big hill just west of them, it gets dark early. We need to support them. The same movie is playing there. Why don't you two love birds go with us? You can have the backseat all to yourselves."
Charlotte turned to me. "Let's do it, Roy. We can have some fun, if you get what I mean."
I got her drift, but it was something besides my brain that made my mouth say, "Sure, why not?"