Disclaimer: This story came to me in a flash of inspiration while I was lying bored next to my partner. I wrote probably the first half of it in just a couple of days and then forgot about it for a while. I've finally finished with it, so I hope everyone enjoys it. There's bound to be a few errors in there; it's the longest thing I've ever done, so I apologise in advance. Hopefully though, it should read pretty well other than that. The story itself is pretty 'tongue in cheek' and yes, names like 'Kenneth Dolly' and 'Richard Master' were meant to be obvious.
But, enough of my rambling, take your time over it and I hope you enjoy it. I welcome your feedback, positive or negative. Thanks
1
Emma and Brad were in their bedroom in a flat they shared on the outskirts of Birnchester City centre. Both were in their early twenties; Emma was 21 and Brad was 23. Emma was laying in bed naked, as Brad put some clothes away in his drawer that had just been ironed.
'So anyway, have you heard the rumour about that tape?' Emma said to her boyfriend casually.
'What tape's that then honey?'
'Apparently, there's a tape going round that features this naked Japanese girl;' she didn't notice Brad stiffen at the mention of the Japanese girl. 'She's laying on a bed, she's masturbating and she says something like "Fuck me in the ass! Oh please, fuck me in the ass!"' She continued talking, now wrapped up in her subject, still failing to notice that Brad had not moved from his position in the last 30 seconds. 'But here's the magic part... After the tape has finished, your phone rings, and when you answer it; a voice on the other end says. "In seven days, you will lose your sexual organs!"' She finished the last sentence and she burst out laughing at the incredibility of the rumour.
Her laughter died after a few short seconds as she finally noticed that Brad had still not responded to what she had said. 'Brad? Baby, what's wrong?.' Brad slowly turned around, Emma noticed that he was as white as a sheet.
'You remember last weekend how me and the lads went away to Mike's beach-house?' Emma nodded to say she remembered, 'well, I had Mike's room, and I was searching around through his porn collection, and trust me, he does have quite a collection. I found this tape that was unmarked, so, out of curiosity I put it in the machine.'
'What was it?' Emma asked almost breathlessly.
'The most amazing looking Asian woman I have ever seen was spread out on a bed fingering herself, and telling me to fuck her in the ass. The video itself only lasted a few minutes, but when it was done, my mobile phone rang. When I answered it, this woman's voice said to me. "In seven days you will lose your sex organ".' He paused for a moment. 'That was seven days ago.' Neither of them spoke for a few moments. Emma had a complete look of shock on her face; Brad tried to keep his face straight but couldn't; he burst out laughing. Emma, registering that he must be joking, burst out laughing too. She picked up her pillow and threw it at him; her naked 34C breasts jiggling on her chest as she did so.
'You bastard, you had me going there.' She said after they had stopped laughing. Brad had started to undress ready for bed, a look on his face that Emma couldn't really read; it looked kind of nervous though. 'So did you really see a video like that or not?'
'Honestly; yes. But the person who rang me will have been Mike or someone, putting on a girl's voice, the door was open a little and I'm sure I saw someone standing outside it from the corner of my eye. As if I'm really gonna lose my dick!' With that he whipped down his boxer shorts to let his penis fall free. But instead of the desired response from Emma, which would have been to say something sexy, or to giggle girlishly like she does when she's horny; her mouth opened wide and she let out the loudest scream Brad had ever heard. Looking down in panic to see what was wrong; he too began to scream, even louder than Emma. Where his penis should have been there was nothing except bare, smooth skin as if there was never a penis there in the first place. In the last sane thought of his life, Brad realised that he must look like a Ken doll.
2
23 year old Richard Master, pulled up outside the flat that Emma and Brad shared up until recently; now there was only Emma living there. Brad had been Richard's best friend for as long as he could remember, and the fact that he had not only lost his sex organs under mysterious circumstances, but had also gone insane, saddened Richard greatly. Richard had been visiting family in Wales for the past few weeks, and so had not had chance to come around and see Emma since the 'accident' if you can call it that. He had heard all of his news from his mother, who had heard it herself from Brad's mother. There was definitely an air of scepticism surrounding this confusing case; medical experts were baffled as to how a person's penis can just vanish. Emma was talking to anyone who would listen about a curse and some kind of video tape, but police were dismissing it as the babbling of someone on the edge of sanity.
Richard locked his car and turned to climb the four flights of stairs to Emma's flat. He kept thinking about what he had heard about what happened. Apparently, Brad had gone crazy since discovering his missing penis and had fallen into a form of catatonic silence, he wouldn't speak to anyone and refused to look at himself. They had taken him into an asylum called Briar Ridge which was on the outskirts of the city. He was not allowed any visitors yet. Emma had been questioned by police, but released on the grounds that there was nothing to suggest that she could just make Brad's penis disappear; she was allowed to move back into their old flat after forensic experts had found nothing incriminating there.
Richard reached the floor that Emma's flat was on and knocked on her door, she wasn't expecting him as he hadn't called ahead. Luckily enough though, she answered the door to his knock and seemed genuinely pleased to see him. 'Richard! Hi, come on in' she said as she welcomed him in to the flat that she and Brad had shared. It looked all very familiar to Richard who had been there plenty of times before, but felt somewhat emptier now that Brad didn't live there. He couldn't help thinking that Emma was looking particularly sexy though; he had always thought that, but now he noticed more than he had done before. She had long, straight, naturally blonde hair, a gorgeous face with deep blue eyes, which were accentuated by the glasses which she wore, she had full red lips too. Her body was to die for, she was fairly tall, but that was due to the fact that she had long, slender legs which seemed to go on forever; her upper body was fantastically curvaceous too; she had nice firm breasts that sat perfectly on her chest and she also had a perfectly flat little stomach.
Today she looked naturally sexy, she hadn't gone out of her way to make herself look it, but Richard felt all the more attracted to her for it. She had on a baby blue coloured shirt which had only the middle two buttons done up; showing off a hint of cleavage and her flat belly. She wore a pair of tight, faded jeans, showing off her legs and her sexy little feet were bare.
They sat in the flat's front room and chatted for a while, purposely avoiding the issue of Brad. It was Emma who finally brought up the subject. 'It is really good to see you; ever since the thing with Brad, people have avoided coming, I think they're scared of catching something.' She laughed softly, in that moment she looked quite alone.
'I'm really sorry about Brad, Emma, truly I am. What exactly did happen?'
'Have you not already heard from the gossip committee?'
