THE PaRVERT
Chapter 1 - "I Hate Miss B"
[Peep.]
One of many student IDs is swiped at the entrance gate of a private yet repudiated university. It is Monday. Everyone is rushing in through the entry points. There is intentional and unintentional pushing. Among many standing in queues waiting to swipe their IDs, there is a pusher named Parv, a 21 years old literature student who has entered the final year of his graduation.
Unlike the meaning of his name, which literally translates to
festival
, Parv is a pervert. To his defence, his perversion is of mild nature. He is glad and at times proud that he is not a rapist, zoophile, necrophile or paedophile. He is a proud lech, short for lecherous. Parv despises other kinds of mild perversions such as streaking and peeping. Ironically, he finds such behaviour unethical. He considers himself lustful or addicted to lewdness. It is in his programming, he cannot and doesn't want to change it. He considers himself a serial masturbator.
[White noise in the background.]
Standing in the queue, Parv thinks about what lies ahead of his day in the classes he is going to attend. His English teacher, whom he detests for being prejudicial towards him, is a young woman with a bulky physique. He sighs in disappointment like a bull puffing out smoke from its nostrils. The short girl in front of him, who is struggling with her ID at the entry point, gets startled and looks back at him with an innocent face. Her comfortableness at the entrance betrays her appearance. It is evidence that she is not a city girl and has just started her education here.
Parv composes himself, clears his throat and in a soft voice says, "You need a soft approach, miss. Let me show you." He takes her ID, swipes it smoothly and says, "See! The light is greenish now. Softly put your finger here." He tries to take her finger but she beats him to it. She succeeds. Parv hands her the ID, "Light is green, you can go now, you're welcome." The girl hurries across the entry barrier and gets blended into the crowd on the other side of the entry points.
Walking towards his class, the same disappointment returns on Parv's face and is observed in his heavy sighs. The face of his English teacher Miss B comes to his mind and he cannot shake it off. Miss B is in her late 20s but her bulky physiques make her appear older. One time, she tasked him to reorder the test papers for her after the class and unravelled her real age to him, he was taken aback. The extra work irritates Parv. He believes it is beneath him. He hates Miss B for making him do extra work. He would rather go to the library and or some dark corner of the university and read some adult visual novels.
Parv calls Miss B a FIB - fat incompetent bitch. He believes that she is giving him extra work out of spite and also because she is unable to perform her own duties. Every now and then, he thinks of hurting her. Parv is not a violent person and cannot stomach the sight of blood. He has fainted a few times over the course of his lifetime. He wants to make Miss B suffer, just like he is suffering at hers. He often fantasizes of fucking her. He does not just want to have sex with her because he is consciously attracted to her rather believes that her anger towards her would subside only after he angrily fucks her ass.
[Good morning, the time is 9 am.]
Parv starts to run, "Why is it when she wants the things done, she tells me to do it - help students with their essays, tell them about report writing, check their works for merit, gets her the access to online library when it expires or the disgusting coffee she drinks and so on - and when I ask her to sign my report, she takes days and days and days as if she does not want to do it." He stops to let the bicycle cross and continues running "GOD! Give me a chance to fuck her back like she is fucking with my academic paper."
The days go by but there is no sign of Miss B. She has not come to the class. Parv is irritable. This means he has to wait for another day and if she doesn't come on Friday which is tomorrow, he would have to wait for Monday.
It is afternoon and Parv is sitting on a bench underneath a tree and sipping coke from a leaky paper cup. The university has implemented this change recently. Parv finds it stupid. The cup is paper but not really paper, a terrible blend of paper and biodegradable plastic. If it cannot hold liquid for some time, what's the use of it? The straw is of the same or worse quality. He can taste the straw disintegrating as he sips his soda. What makes him chuckle is the lid which is plastic, traditional non-biodegradable. He mumbles to himself, "we are saving the planet by killing it a little slowly, so we can live here a little longer before we exit it and colonize other space rocks. Pathetic! Maybe I should write it on my blog. I'm also pathetic."
Parv looks across the green ground to figure out where Miss B's husband's car has been parked. He is an Engineer and has a PhD in something related to a material which is now used in hip or knee transplant. Miss B has told him about his husband. Parv's hate against her professor has developed some form of sympathy towards her husband. He believes that she might be irritable to her husband as well. Parv hasn't even seen Miss B's husband and knows only what she has told him about her husband. Parv sips coke and drops a few drops on his t-shirt, "He is a smart fellow. Wonder why he married the FIB? A useless human and with that body, she could not be a good lay too. Must be a good cook, she got to be, what else she got." He smirks, "TF, I know about her, never got a chance to scour her ass."
Parv looks to his right and sees a girl sitting at a distance, reading from a book. His face lightens up. He corrects his posture. The girl observes his moments and without looking at him, she changes her direction. Parv says to himself with a stern face, "Pathetic!"
[Cuckoo.]
Parv gets the phone out of his right pocket, "TF, she sends me an audio for? FUCK!" The girl startles and sneers a look at him but seeing him buried into his phone, she quickly gets back to what she was doing. Parv shrieks, "8 fucking minutes." He bites his tongue and walks away, listening to the audio message from Miss B. The girl checks her phone and seems confused when she looks at the time, it is 2:30. She wonders about the 8 minutes. What was he shouting about?
"Parv, you cannot talk to me as if I am your peer. Be respectful of my designation..." Parv mocks her, "Designation, my ass, FAT INCOMPETENT BITCH" and continues listening. "... and don't send me these emojis, it is disrespectful. Don't use them, write words instead. I know I have been taking some time to check your paper. I cannot give you my consent before I read it and make corrections. I have been busy. Actually, I have not been well for the past few days. I have been in and out of the hospital. That's why I couldn't come to the university. And don't be impatient. I remember you need my consent and signature. I have work piled up too and I'll go through them one by one. It includes your work as well. And learn to write. You can't give me tasks. I am your superior. Be aware of what and how you text me. This is disrespectful. I understand that it has been days since you have given me the paper to check but be an understanding human. I am going through a rough time. I would not be coming to the university till Monday. I ask you to wait till then. And if you can't wait for that long and need my signature, you could come to my place on Friday which is tomorrow, let's say at 6 PM. We'll make the changes on the spot and I'll give you the consent. I live in the Maples Conclave, Block D."
Parv furiously exhales with flared nostrils, "that bitch... I'm impatient? You FAT FUCK... GOD! I want to break her face." He takes a deep breath and exhales it slowly. He writes her back stating that he'll be over her place at 6 and adds a few emojis to irritate her. Mimicking the song 'I want to break free' by Queen, he sings and starts dancing, "I want to break face. I want to break face. I want to break face of that fat-faced incompetent fucking biiiiiiiiiitch. I've got to break a face. God knows, God knows I want to break her face... I've fallen in rage. I've fallen in rage for the N
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