Jane eventually arrived down to the breakfast table in a long t-shirt looking like she had imbibed one or two too many the night before. I provided her with coffee and a Danish plus half a gallon of orange juice and waited for the post mortem.
I thought that the best defence of the fact that she had probably caught me being sucked by a host of girls and fucked by Lucia was to go onto the attack.
'So I am just thinking of your punishment this evening. Your next smacked bottom. You really are becoming a very bad girl. I think I am going to have to change the routine a bit perhaps. Maybe make it a public spectacle.'
She blanched. 'What are you talking about? What have I done wrong?'
I started the list.
'Well first was the time at the dress party when you invited Pete in to help you choose. Five smacks '
'Oh no that's unfair. We all agreed someone had to do something to get Pete more involved. Oh no...'
'As I said, before I was interrupted five smacks, and inviting him in naked, was that part of the discussion? Another ten smacks.'
She had gone quiet. They had obviously not planned that part.
'Next, the fact that you had actually gone along to the party without any underwear at all according to Pete. That must be worth another five.'
I am not sure whether that look in her eyes was worry or delight.
'And finally, of course we come to your birthday present.'
She looked a little puzzled. 'It's not my birthday for months yet.'
'But that's not what you told King Dick is it?'
She had the grace to blush. 'Well no not exactly, but someone had to go up there. ... And sort of, well, as one of the hostesses... Well you know, anybody else might have been embarrassed, so I thought... '
'So you thought you would take one for the team did you? What exactly did you think you would take for the team huh? Eleven inches? And where were your panties when you went up on stage? Another five smacks.'
'Only five?' she smiled.
'That is five for the panties, Did you actually wear any to the evening?' She shook her head, 'But that did save me two hundred dollars later in my defense.'
'Plus ten for offering yourself as a victim plus five for lying about your age. You are twenty eight not twenty five.'
'Oh that one is not fair either. No-one minds how old I am.'
'So I make that forty.'
'Is that it then, nothing else,' she looked a little relieved, 'Okay I accept forty but not too hard. And then well maybe we can have a little fun after.' She smiled coquettishly.
I had the feeling I was missing something.
'By the way what did Lucia mean about what you were doing out back? Oh and Frannie talking about you perhaps being tired and having a lie down?'
Now she was seriously going red. I had hit the mother lode.
'That loudmouth bitchy catty Frannie, just wait until I get hold of her.'
'So tell me everything that happened then from when you were up on the stage.' I poured myself another cup of coffee I was prepared to wait this one out.
'Weeeell, you know when Lucia whispered in my ear on stage, she said that King Dick had chosen the two of us because he had something he wanted to show us outside. So it was not really my fault was it?'
'What was not your fault?'
'That he had his friend out there and well, you know one thing led to another and well, I bet him that he didn't have a cock the size of King Dicks, because I thought that was a fair bet really and he wanted me to make a bet to get my clothes back.'
'Woooah, lets go back a bit. When I left the room was just after I walked in front of you to catch your eye. You didn't see me but,' I started thinking aloud, 'but Lucia did, and she didn't want me warning you not to go any further because King Dick had chosen you to play with, and you wanted to be involved. Right?'
Jane avoided my eyes.
'Yes That's what happened. You did see me.' She hung her head.
'So what happened next?'
'Dick unstrapped my arms and legs from the chair and made me lie on the floor with my arms and legs stretched out, like in a star shape while he went out into the audience. He told me he was going to get another victim, who would ... would...'
'Yes?'
'Who would lick up the mess I was making... before it made a mess on the floor. He said I had wet myself but I hadn't... I was just you know a bit sticky and a few drops were running off me.'
She was so hot that her pussy must have been absolutely sopping and dripping with girly fluids.
'And?'
'So he came back with Lucia, stripped her off and lay her on top of me in a sort of sixty nine position so she could mop me up... with ... with '
'Yes.'
'With her tongue.'
'And did you have to mop her up as well?'
'Well it felt only right that I should.'
I think this was the first time she had got off with another girl. And I had missed it! Damn.
I would come back to that in due course.