I'd dozed off. It was dark when I awoke; the clock read just before nine, so I'd only slept about an hour. Jess was still curled up next to me, herself asleep. I covered her up and slipped away to the kitchen.
We'd never gotten to dinner. I didn't feel like cooking right now, so I started putting together a plate of fruit and cheese. I thought I might bring it to Jessica in bed, so I left out anything that would make crumbs. My plate was about half way finished when Jessica stumbled out of the bedroom wrapped in a sheet.
"Hey, baby!" I called to her. "Hungry?" She sat in a chair at my dining table and stared at me without answering.
Sensing that something was wrong, I stopped what I was doing and crouched next to her, taking her hand. "What is it, Jess?"
She turned to me and seemed to scrutinize my face. "Are you toying with me?"
I was surprised. "W-What do you mean?"
She looked away for a moment. "I don't think I've ever cum so hard." She looked back at me, hard.
I leaned back a little. "And that's a bad thing because --?"
"Stop it. Look at us: I'm completely naked, and you just gave me a really intense orgasm, and you barely even have your shoes off."
I thought for a moment. "Well, I was hoping we'd do something about that last part pretty soon ..."
"I'm serious."
I kneeled next to her and held both her hands, looking up to her face. "Jess, I really like you. I mean I REALLY like you. You're fantastically quick-witted, which is a complete turn-on to me. You're a really sweet person, which makes me melt. You look like a goddess."
She smiled. "Why, you shameless flatterer! Go on ..."
"I could get lost exploring your body." I passed a hand under the sheet she was wrapped in and drew my fingers up her leg, finally resting my hand on her hip. I'd followed my hand's journey with my eyes, then looked up into her eyes. "When we walk together on the street, people will think that you ought to keep me on a leash."
She laughed. "Okay, my prince. Rise and accept my pardon." I stood, holding her hands and looking into her eyes. She stood as well, letting the sheet fall around her. "We really need to get you out of these clothes, though."
"Your wish is my command," I replied, and started unbuttoning my shirt. She sat back in the chair and started undoing my belt. My shirt off and discarded, I stood to enjoy the sight of her undoing my pants and then pulling them down to my knees before very slowly pulling my boxer shorts down over my mostly hard cock.
"What do we have here?" she said, lightly stroking me. She looked up at me with a smirk. "You dare to bear a weapon to your audience with the queen?"
I laughed out loud. "I ..." I began, and then continued, theatrically: "I have no words to excuse my impertinence."
"Record the date," she said, nuzzling my cock and looking up at me. "Coach James is at a loss for words."
"'Earl,'" I said, stroking her hair. "Call me 'Earl,' Jess. 'Coach James' doesn't sound quite right when you're kissing my cock."
"'Earl James,'" she said, taking the head of my cock in her mouth for a moment. "It sounds like you should be an outlaw gunman in the old west."
I shrugged. "I ... I bet that's exactly what my parents were thinking when they named me."
She laughed. "Okay, Earl James. Outlaw. Let's get you out of these pants and onto your bed. I've got a bit of a score to settle."