I met the middle distance team, both male and female, at 7 AM the next morning for our three mile warm-up run. Well, for their three mile warm-up run; I was on roller blades. There were the four girls from the day before and seven guys.
"Why do you get to roller blade?" one of the guys asked. "I wanna feel some shared sacrifice from my coach!" The guys and most of the girls all laughed, but not Jessica, who was supporting herself on a very pleased freshman boy while stretching her quads. She was staring at me a bit like a cat stares at a mouse.
"Anyone who has knees as bad as mine gets to roller blade ... and they get kicked off the track team," I retorted. "Let's go."
I started down the paved path that led through the campus, looking over my shoulder after a few yards to verify that everyone was following. When I came to a parking lot after half a mile, I skated circles while the runners caught up. Most of the guys were in an impromptu sprint race to the lot, followed by Jessica and her new freshman friend, with the remaining three girls in a pack bringing up the rear.
"Shush," one of the last three girls said, as they came up to me, and then, in a playful voice, "Hi, coach James," which they all found very funny.
"Let's pick up the pace, ladies."
"I don't think I can make it, coach -- will you carry me?" More laughter.
It wasn't over. "I think I'm getting a cramp in my thigh; could you massage it for me?"
"Could you massage my feet?" said a second.
"I've got an itch I bet you could scratch," said a third, in a low voice, and blowing me a kiss as she ran by. They all cackled.
I fell in behind them, skating slowly. "You've got my mind running three directions at once, ladies." They turned to give me quizzical looks. "But a massage might be a good idea." I started skating by them, and then turned to skate backward for awhile while talking to them. "Tell you what: the first of you three to finish the run can come to my office at four this afternoon, and I'll give you a full body massage." I turned back around and started skating a little faster, then looked over my shoulder. They had all but stopped, conferring with each other. I stopped and turned around, holding my hands out in confusion. "What? None of you want a massage?"
They conferred once more, and then one of them called out, "Are you serious?"
"Of course I'm serious!"
They exchanged a quick look and then one of them took off toward me like a bolt, with the other two following close behind, laughing. I turned and started skating at speed.
Before long I caught up with Jessica and her friend. "Miss Hale; Mister Reynolds," I greeted as I passed. The last three girls were catching up with them, and they all picked up their pace considerably. That's the spirit, I thought. Before long, I was catching up with the boys, each of whom started to run faster when he saw the hoard closing in on him from behind.
At the end of the three miles, the kids all fell in exhausted as they arrived. I skated in circles until the last arrived and then I stopped in front of them all.
"That," I said, with a pause that would make David Caruso proud, "was a morning run."
Lauren Booth, a cute blonde junior who was the first of the racing girls to finish, was bent over panting, but she mustered the energy to look at the other two and raise her hand with the declaration, "I get the booty call."
Another of the racers howled in protest. "O-O-OH! Coach James, I don't know if Lauren has a thing for you or what, but girlfriend was elbowing her way through everyone!" Tanya Ryan, a statuesque black girl, pantomimed Lauren elbowing by people.
"Shut up, you bitch!" Lauren shouted, laughing.
The third racer, Marsha Page, a thin redhead, claimed, "Well, I could have won easily, but seeing how hard up these two were, I didn't think it would be right."
With that, the other two started lighting into Marsha. I didn't catch it all, but apparently there were very specific reasons why Marsha would not be as hard up as the other two, and it was suggested that an additional lubricating moisture had helped Lauren move her legs so fast.
I skated over to Jessica. "Drop by my office after you're done showering," I told her.
She arched an eyebrow. "Are you sure you won't be otherwise engaged?"
I smiled at her and skated away.
* * * * * * *
I was coming back from talking with coach Landry when I found Jessica Hale at my desk, looking through, as I later found out, her own file.
"Hi, Jess," I said, reflexively closing the door behind myself, but after a second thought leaving it wide open. She wasn't as made up as she'd been the day before, but she was wearing a tight sleeveless knit shirt to good advantage.