Well, I knew this would come sooner or later. Yes, it is time to finally give my lovely readers my full background. I suppose I should start with the beginning, then.
As you might imagine, my mother and father were another Lady and Lord, respectively. Although they were bound to each other at a young age, both did come to love each other dearly. Not as much, perhaps, as if they'd found each other without being arranged together, but their sex is supposed to be glorious. I surprisingly never heard or saw it.
Of course you don't want to hear about that. You want to hear about me. Masturbation has pleasured me for many years, and it is often the easiest to do. Of course, I've known about sex for a very long time. And my family has had people that work for us for a very long time as well. One day, I made a connection in my mind, and well- read on, friend!
One day, I had beautied myself up as far as I believed I could go at that point. I started poking around, eventually meeting one of our young, tall, and muscular butlers.
"Greetings, sir."
