"Sir,
PSALM 14:
PROVERBS 26:11
It seems that you intend to proclaim your blasphemy in public. If you have not renounced your folly by the fateful hour, all assembled shall perceive with their own eyes an Evolutionist's degraded nature.
For the good of your soul, I am,
ONE WHO PRAYS FOR YOU"
I found the above letter waiting for me, postmarked Cambridge, on the doormat of the lab, two days after Handscombe had ceased to be seen around the town. The writing was irregular and obviously disguised, but Doyle, I knew, had amused himself with a study of graphology. It was time I explained my predicament.
My old friend listened in gravest silence, and sighed, and asked to see the letter. After examining both it and (with equal attention) the envelope, he remarked, "Unless your concerned Christian really is one of those street-corner brazen-voiced bible-thumpers, he's concealing his outward character as well as his handwriting." He studied it again. "Literary merit was plainly not a consideration. As for the penmanship, disguise is harder than is often imagined. A chap tends to lapse into his normal hand here and there, and precisely because it is normal to himself, he doesn't notice. The form of the D on the envelope is exactly as Reverend Handscombe writes them. Blackmail is a crime, Jaspers. Take this letter to the authorities."
I told him, "The carnal act captured on the tintype is illegal even between a man and a woman."
A flush crossed Doyle's features, but he only said, "I see. By the look of it, he plans for it to be passed around at your debate. I'll volunteer as an usher, and be alert to confiscate it the moment it appears."
As a plan it seemed far from water-tight, but I accepted his co-operation gratefully.
"This is a distraction we could do without," he remarked with a wry smile. "Just as we've the wherewithal to move the lab to Cambridge." Town-gas offered manifold advantages over the spirit-burners we had used hitherto, and we had identified a suitable premises. "I regret, old friend, that if he succeeds in publicly disgracing you, you and I will have to part ways."
I replied, "You must see, Doyle, that if I were to back down he would hold this thing over me forever. I'd rather lose everything now and then spend the rest of my days a free man." And then our talk turned to the organic constituents of bassorin.
I did not try to involve Doyle in my plan of counter-threatening Handscombe. My hopes of this had risen. The Reverend seemed to have fled some species of embarrassment -- although, on the principle that the most dreary explanation is usually correct, it might only be a financial embarrassment.
It was time for some scientific rigour. The proper step must be to gather
data
until there was sufficient material for a theory, or at least an hypothesis.
My preliminary investigation took the form of quizzing Morwena as she passed the back of the lab around lunch-time, singing one of her improper ditties and garbed in at least two overcoats: a voluminous green one of Mrs Cargil's, with her own threadbare one showing at its collar. A home-knitted muffler made of odd ends of yarn encased her slim neck and chin before disappearing into the coats, only to reappear as two cheerful flapping pennants at the back, flying in the region of her ankles. In short, she resembled nothing so much as a green-glass bottle trotting over the frosty earth, lightly decorated and and surmounted by a pair of large, dark eyes.
Despite her sartorial encumbrances she embraced me most lustfully and offered to "suck Mr Frederick's sav'loy clean of mustard" forthwith. I resisted the pleasing temptation, and asked her the address of Handscombe's home for fallen women. She did not know the street, let alone the number, but assured me that a letter to The Magdalene Home in Poplar would "mos' prob'ly" reach it. I thanked the girl with a grateful kiss on her lips, which she rewarded with an impudent seizing of my head in both hands and a burrowing of her tongue into my mouth. As she went on her way we both were laughing.
Having got an address of sorts, I next penned a letter to Handscombe, care of the Home, with a trivial question about the debate. The object being to get a hint as to his whereabouts, and to that end, I wrote my address on the back, to help with some sort of response, if only from the lady who managed the Home day-to-day.
I had begun to suspect that Handscombe's visit to the Railway Hotel had been "a blind" while he concealed his agitation and considered what to do next. It was conveniently adjacent to the railway station, and he might have caught the first train to London. But judging by the blackmailing letter, he had returned to Cambridge very soon. I drew up an obvious hypothesis: he felt unsafe in London too, and was now skulking in his house.
At any rate, my writing to the Home bore fruit, for prompt by second post next morning came a reply from the manageress, a Mrs Cavendish, assuring me that my missive would be given to the Reverend as soon as possible. In the meantime, could I by any chance tell her the author of that remarkable anonymous work,
A Christian Journey Among the Savages of the Gold Coast
? Rumour had it, she said, that he lived in Cambridge. I wrote back by return of post to say that she might perhaps learn more by application to a certain address -- Handscombe's address, but of course right behaviour forbade me naming him and undoing his anonymity.
So: he might well be lying low in his house. Science starts with observation, but I could hardly haunt the street outside.
At this period I was making frequent trips into Cambridge in connection with our new laboratory. That very afternoon, in fact, I had to call at the new premises, a former horse-liniment makers', to discuss terms with the owner.