The Last Incubus: Chapter 14
Chapter 14: "Operation Gossip" Part 1: Deception.
"You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery." ~ Acts 13 v. 10.
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Tuesday, December 5
The sound of the alarm on my phone brought me back to consciousness. It was 6:42, so it must have been buzzing for a while. Four and a half hours sleep were clearly not enough time. Still half asleep, I zombie-walked to the bathroom and met Tina as she was coming out. Her hair was wrapped in a towel, and she had a second towel wrapped around her torso, modestly dressed compared with her usual bathroom departures.
"Geesh, you look like shit. You were out so late, I didn't hear you come in. I hope she was worth it," she commented with a knowing smile.
"Yeah," I answered sleepily.
"Anyone I know?"
"Fra- (mumble) from the (mumble, mumble)" I responded as I entered the bathroom, closing the door behind me.
"I'll make you some coffee while you take your shower!" she called through the door.
I removed my shorts and stood under the hot water. It helped a little. Out of curiosity, I turned the handle to cold water, wondering if my human body was as impervious to the cold as my demon skin was.
'Yikes! That's cold!' I shivered, quickly turning the faucet back to warm. I guess that with bizarre bodies come bizarre benefits. At least the cold water helped me wake up.
When I wandered down to the kitchen, Tina had a fresh pot of coffee ready.
"Good morning, sleepyhead. How was your evening last night?"
I still wasn't awake enough to recall the details.
"Pretty good, I think. But this sex demon business is really cutting into my sleep time. What about you? How was your night?"
"Not too bad. Lezzie was over and we fooled around a bit. I'd really like to see what you could do with her. She could use a good stiff dick in her, just to break up her routine."
I took another sip of coffee before answering.
"I don't know. I'm having second thoughts about interfering with other people's sex lives, especially after what I did to that girl, April."
"Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't help you out with her. I hope you took my advice and stayed away," she replied.
"You know, I saw her in the library last night. She seemed very despondent. I took your advice and didn't say anything to her, but I'm still worried that she might try to harm herself."
Tina went silent for a while after that. She sat there, drinking her coffee, and staring at the table in front of her.
After a while, she uttered a single word. "Menard."
"What?"
"Menard. April Menard. But that's all I'm going to tell you," she replied.
"Thanks... I guess."
She put down her cup. "Lezzie's coming over again tonight. Are you going to be around?"
"Wait a minute, did you tell me April's name and now expect me to seduce Leslie?" I asked suspiciously, raising my voice.
"What's the big deal? I don't know what you're getting so upset about."
"I'm not upset. I just don't like the idea of your using my body as some sort of a bargaining chip. Especially since you know what I've turned into."
"If you mean a sexy incubus, I've already considered that. I thought you would jump at the chance to dip into her honey pot. Lezzie can be a real tiger in bed, once she gets going. I can personally vouch for that," she winked.
"For your information, my cravings for sexual energy seemed to have diminished, at least temporarily. Apparently, whatever changes I've been going through seems to have slowed down or stopped. Maybe my transformation is complete, and I can go back to spending more time on my studies."
"Do you mean to tell me that you don't need to feed on that 'aura' you were so hungry for over the weekend? I thought sex demons lived off that stuff."
"All I know is that I can go for longer periods of time before those intense gnawing feelings return. So maybe I don't have to 'jump at the chance to dip into Leslie's honey pot' as you so crudely put it."
"Look, there's no obligation on your part. I just thought it would be a great experience for both of you. I mean, how often does a guy get a chance to rock a lesbian's world?"
"What if that lesbian doesn't want to have a guy rock her world? Have you considered that?" I replied.
She took another sip of coffee and looked at me.
"I hope you give me more cred than that. I've known Lezzie for a little more than six months now, and trust me, she's definitely curious. We talked about it again last night and she wants to try it, but she needs someone who's gentle, kind, and won't judge her or try to change who she is. You saw how curious she was last week."
I put down my cup.
"Yeah. You were both drunk as skunks at the time."
"Well, maybe we were a little tipsy," Tina admitted.
"Tipsy? You were both so sloshed you needed me to drive her home, remember?"
"Okay, but she told me she kissed you when you got there, so she's ready for you," she countered.
"It was a peck on the cheek," I clarified.
"For Lezzie, that was a lot. How often do guys give you a peck on the cheek?" she asked.
"Don't be ridiculous. That's completely different."
"Maybe to you, but for someone like Lezzie, that's a big step," Tina explained.
"Alright. I'll think about it. But only if she's completely sober and I don't have other commitments."
"Oh, of course. I forgot what a social bat you are," she smirked.
"Don't you mean social butterfl--oh, fuck!" In my sleepiness, I was too late to realize that she was sarcastically mocking my demon wings.
Arriving early for my 8 AM Advanced Forensics class, I saved Bailie her usual seat. However, when she arrived in class, she completely ignored me and sat in the back row. I pulled out my phone and texted.
To Bailie:
Lunch today?
No response.
To Bailie:
Are you mad at me?
Still no response. Is she ghosting me? I was about to text her again, but--
"Is your phone more interesting than my class, Mr. McPherson?"
I looked up, and there was Professor Talisman looking directly at me.
"Oh, no! I'm sorry, Professor."
"Please see me after class, Mr. McPherson."
"Yes, sir."
I slunk down in my seat for the rest of the class. Afterwards, the Professor reprimanded me further about texting in class, and then asked if I was ready to turn in my assignment about my DNA results. With all the changes and excitement over the weekend, I had forgotten all about it. I promised him I'd have something for him on Thursday, or next week at the latest.
As I was leaving the building, I wondered why he would make such a big deal about my texting in class. Students do it all the time. Was he trying to make an example of me or am I the only one who he's ever caught doing it?
In either case, Bailie was long gone by the time I had a chance to look for her. So, I took out my phone and called her, but when she didn't pick up, I had to settle for leaving another message on her voice mail.
But Bailie wasn't my only concern this morning. With 45 minutes until my Business Marketing class, I went to the library to do a little recon work. I sat at the table closest to the front desk and waited for Miss Goodman to leave, but after half an hour, she hadn't budged. I needed a diversion.
I went back into the stacks and picked out a few books from different locations and brought them up front with me. I then dialed the private number to her office phone. When she went back to answer it, I quickly dropped the books off in the reshelving cart and hung up before she could pick up the receiver.
When she returned and saw the books in the reshelving cart, she looked around to see who may have left them. I, of course, had my head buried in my Business Marketing textbook. She looked at the cart and sighed before wheeling it towards the back of the library to reshelve the books.
Once she was out of sight, I slipped into her office and checked the sweater on the back of her chair for her size. I also noticed she had a spare pair of shoes in her office. 'Good to know,' I thought as I returned to my seat before she returned. I had the information I needed.
Business Marketing class at 11 was straightforward enough. I ran into Gabriela, and we engaged in a bit of small talk. I got the impression that there was more she wanted to say but was holding back. I didn't press her, but I made a mental note to talk to Tripp about her during our workout together.
I looked for Bailie at lunchtime and, not surprisingly, I didn't see her. I sent her another text message: "can we talk?" But she didn't answer.
For the second day in a row, I ate alone in a room packed with people I didn't know. The good news, if it could be called such, was that hardly anyone was talking about April. But looking around, she wasn't in the cafeteria eating lunch, either.
With the rest of Tuesday afternoon free, it was time to work on my plan. I headed to a local church thrift store to look for a decent-looking dress in Miss Goodman's size. I picked out something blue with flowers that looked frumpy and only cost $6. Then I looked for underwear, but apparently no one buys--or sells ladies' used underwear. However, they did have used bras. But bras are complicated. You have to know chest size and cup shape. I had no idea bras could be so detailed, and I certainly didn't have those measurements on Miss Goodman.
I was holding up a large bra trying to guess if it was Miss Goodman's size when I heard a voice behind me.
"May I help you, sir?"
I turned and there was the cashier lady with cat's eye spectacles behind me. From the way she said "sir," it was clear she wondered what in God's name I was doing looking at used bras.