'Damn it Jake,' I thought when I dropped off my books between classes on Thursday afternoon. Today was the first time I had seen Becky since we were about to grab some coffee, but I ended up asking for rain check because Jake and Amy had a pretty bad date which ended with both of them covered in marinara sauce. Jake had told me that I was an idiot for blowing Becky off to find out what happened, and turns out that he had been right.
"Hey Becky," I said when I sat down next to her in class.
"Hey," she said, not bothering to look up from the book she was reading.
"So," I said after a moment. "I was wondering if you wanted to go and get that coffee later."
"Can't," she said. "I'm busy."
"Oh, ok," I said. "Maybe some other time."
"Doubtful," she said, closing her book and putting it away as the teacher walked into the room. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to be busy then as well."
"I told you so," Jake said later that night as he and I headed down to the cafeteria for something to eat.
"How the hell was I supposed to know," I said.
"Signals," Jake said. "Women always give out signals."
"And just what exactly was the signal Amy gave you to dump pasta all over her?" I asked.
"Not cool," Jake said, and I could help but laugh. We got in the small line of other students who were hungry, and grabbed ourselves a couple burgers, small bags of chips, and sodas. After paying, we went and sat outside to eat. Being September, it was still warm enough at night to be able to.
"What the hell do I do now?" I asked with a mouthful of what tasted like microwave rubber covered in grease. Still, it was cheep and I could afford it. I really didn't want to blow through the monthly allowance my parents gave me and have to call them for more. It had taken me almost an hour to convince my mom that I was actually at college when I talked to her the day before, and not just out of the house for the day.
"I don't know if there's anything you can do," Jake said. "I guess the best thing is to try and be friends with her and hope that she forgives you."
That was easier said than done. Over the next two weeks, every time I saw her and tried to talk to her, she either ignored me or told me she was busy before running off. Jake wasn't any help since he rarely seemed to be around, and Andy... He knew even less about women than I did. Finally, after the third week, I had had enough.
I went to her room and knocked on the door. When it opened, I was greeted by a girl with jet black hair, black eye liner, black lipstick, and wearing all black clothes.
"Hey, is Becky here?" I asked.
"Who cares," the girl said as she looked me up and down, licking her lips. "If you're not busy, you want to come in and fool around?"
"That's okay," I said. "If you see Becky, just let her know that Marc came by and said that once again, I'm sorry. I had no fucking idea that we were going out on a date. I thought it was just coffee. She never said it was a date, and I'm a fucking idiot when it comes to signals so I had no clue. If I could go back and change what happened, I would. But I can't. So she can either accept that I'm an idiot when it comes to women and forgive me, or she can go on acting the way she is and lose a really good friend in the process."
The girl stared at me for a moment before saying, "Yeah, you're gonna have to write that down. I smoked this really good weed, and there is no way I can memorize something like that."
"Never mind," I said. "I'll tell her myself."
"Whatever," the girl said, closing the door. I turned around and was about to head back to my room when I saw Becky standing there.