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Part 21 - Guy Fawkes Revisited
Please to remember...
"Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'Twas his intent.
To blow up King and Parli'ment.
Three score barrels of powder below.
To prove old England's overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!"
"This is Bettina Wurtzburg, KXTC Channel Two News!" shouted the redheaded MILF reporterette at 7:00am, Monday, November 5th. "Channel Two News has learned that State Independent Counsel Robert Mullen will release his final report of his investigation into Governor Val Jared and Commander Donald Troy today!"
"The report promises to be a political bombshell." said Bettina. "Political
experts
believe it will be the starting point for the impeachment of Governor Val Jared and his removal from office after the Democrats
very likely
take control of both Houses of the State Legislature!"
"Less certain is what Mr. Mullen will say in the report about TCPD Commander Donald Troy." continued Bettina. "Sources tell Channel Two News is that Commander Troy is not only ready but very eager to sue the Independent State Counsel and Robert Mullen personally if there is anything at all that Commander Troy considers to be defamatory. Social justice groups claim Commander Troy harassed two women with credible claims of sexual harassment against the Governor, but Commander Troy and the FBI have asserted that the women's claims were made up and used a forged document to defame Governor Jared."
"And the State as well as our County eagerly await Election Day, which is tomorrow!" Bettina said happily. "We have with us Karl Frazier of Public Policy Polling. Karl, how is it going to go tomorrow?"
"We have a lot of very tight races, Bettina." said Karl Frazier. "Statewide, Sharon Marshall and Maxine Watts are in a dead heat at 49-49%, with that small number of undecideds to be the difference. Locally, the race for Mayor is equally tight."
"What about the Legislature?" asked Bettina. "Will it be the 'wave' election for the Democrats that everyone's... expecting?" She was about to say 'hoped for', but changed it to 'expecting' just in time.
"Bettina, our polls are showing that the Democrats will make strong gains in the State House," said Frazier, "and we expect the Democrats to retain the State Senate, but they may not add to their numbers there..."
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"Wow, talk about 'toned down'." said Teresa Croyle as we watched the Bettina broadcast in the Chief's Conference Room. "Bettina was almost nice to you, Don." There were murmurs of agreement in the full room. Present were Chief Moynahan, Chief Emeritus Griswold, my three Angels, and myself.
"Maybe she got the pickle-tickle she needed." said Tanya Perlman with a wicked grin.
"Maybe she was at Laura's birthday party." I said, my eyes glinting with a wee tad of maliciousness. "I heard it got pretty... raucous."
"Blame the professors that were there." said Teresa. "You'd think those so-called 'liberated women of Academia' hadn't gotten... pickle tickles... in years." Most of us laughed, especially at the way Teresa had said it.
"And I thought soldiers in the Army talked rough and explicitly." said Chief Moynahan. My Angels laughed.
"Sir," I said, "we guys have no idea how... candid... these women can be. Especially amongst themselves." My Angels laughed again.
"So, Commander," said Moynahan. "It wasn't you taking care of Bettina's... needs?" My Angels were rolling with laughter now.
"Noooooo sir." I said. "We had a big birthday party yesterday. Douglass Burke turned five years old yesterday, and today is Ross's fourth birthday. All those kids flat wore me out."
"Me, too," said Griswold, "and all I did was sit there and watch them running around."
"It didn't help that Todd was rilling them up so much." Teresa lamented. "But he's just the big kid in the group."
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"And this is a Fox Eight University news update." said Meredith Peller at 7:30am. She was sitting behind a news desk, and would rejoin Catrina Pierce and their guests on the sofa after the news update.
"Independent State Counsel Robert Mullen will give his highly anticipated report to State Attorney General Karl Handel today, and they will hold a joint press conference at 10:00am in Midtown." said Peller. "The report is expected to be a scathing indictment of the conduct of Governor Val Jared towards women and minorities."
"Critics have accused Mr. Mullen of releasing the report just before the Elections in order to influence them." said Peller. "Mr. Mullen originally intended to release his report last Friday, but delayed it until today. Sources tell Fox Eight University that Mr. Mullen rewrote the final report over the weekend to remove possibly slanderous comments about Police Commander Donald Troy, whose lawyer Mike G. Todd has already promised a lawsuit if his client, Commander Troy, is defamed in any way..."
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"Don's not happy." said Tanya as we sat in my office and watched the news report. "They put Meredith behind a desk, and he can't see her legs." A red crowbar was waved in her general direction.
"And it
should
be a crime to hide her smoking hot legs behind a desk." I replied.
"Isn't Fox Cable notorious for having women show off their legs on set?" asked Teresa.
"Back in the day, it was." I said. "But with sexual harassment claims being weaponized these days, they're more careful." After a pause I asked: "So, ladies... what's going to be in the Mullen report?"
"It's going to blast Jared," said Teresa, "but stop short of accusing him of an actual crime. At least that's what Todd's lobbyists are telling him."
"You think that's true about Mullen rewriting the report to remove anything about Don?" asked Cindy.
"I know for a fact that's true." I said. "Meredith's sources on that are my sources. The original report was going to say that Jared ordered me to harass Braselton and Rodman. It is possible that word got back to Mullen that he would be personally sued as well as the ISC being sued if he says I've so much as chewed bubble gum the wrong way without him being able to prove it."
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Cindy and Teresa remained in my office after Tanya drove out to check in with the Detectives.
"Don, there's something we need to tell you." Cindy said. "We were at Laura's birthday party at Rita's place. We both saw a woman there in BDSM clothing, going to another party in another room. She looked exactly like Tomoko Shimono."
"Hmmm, that's interesting." I said. "I'm pretty sure she's dead. How 'exactly' alike are we talking about?"
Teresa said "Pretty frickin' 'exactly', sir."
Cindy said "And it was more than just a sighting for me... I felt a vibe about it, too."
"And what was the result of your follow-up?" I asked.
"Callie tried to access some stuff this weekend," said Cindy, "but it was a 'no go' from the get-go. All of Shimono's files are classified at the very highest levels... maybe higher than CIA. Maybe NSA."
"Hmmmm," I mused. "That's... interesting... very... interesting..."
"He's gone." said Teresa, speaking of my reverie.
"No, not quite." I said. "If you want, I can talk to Rita about seeing if this woman comes back. She's not going to help too much, as she does
not
want the Police bothering her customers. But maybe I'll appeal to her patriotism, and see if she'll help us out."
"Or appeal to giving her a good pickle-tickle." Cindy said without even batting an eyelash.
"Ahhhh, you're catching on to my secret weapons." I said, making my Angels shake their heads in something resembling mock pity. "Seriously, I'll talk to her, and let you know what's going on..."