Part V
Chapter 46
The valet at Trader Vics pulled up in the Rover and Callahan helped Linton Tomlinson into the passenger seat.
"Are you sure you're okay to drive?" she asked.
"Yes. Perfectly."
"I don't understand. How could you drink so much and...?"
"Because I was drinking pineapple juice, on the rocks."
"I, uh, don't understand..."
"Let me explain. We bring all potential new-hires here, and we let 'em do what they want, no restrictions. We get to see a live demonstration of their sense of responsibility, their ability to handle themselves -- and we get a little peek inside with your defenses down. The waiters know me, they know Rooney, and they bring us juice or tea. And that's the plan, each time we do this."
"So, what you're saying is this was a test, right?"
"Right."
"And I failed, right?"
"That's right. And just for your information, the alcohol was bad enough, but trying to hit the sheets with a potential CEO was a really bad call on your part. As my CFO, I'd rely on you for objective information and advice, and after sex that would go out the window, wouldn't it?"
"You're not going to mention this to anyone, are you?"
"God knows I should, but no. You're somebody else's problem, not mine."
She got out of the Rover on hearing that, then she flipped him off after she slammed the door.
He rolled down the window: "Ya know? I think I will call Herb. Have a nice night," he added as he drove off. Then he got on the two-meter rig and called Mickey.
"Did you tell her, or do you want me to in the morning?" Rooney asked.
"No, she got the picture."
"Did she come on to you, too?"
"Yeah."
"Goddam! I had hopes for this one."
"Maybe we ought to focus on old guys from now on, ya know?"
"Well, you ain't gonna like it, but I got a gal from San Diego coming up first thing in the morning."
"Really? What time?"
"Eight-thirty, and she's the one from PSA. Said she'd take a cab to the Cathouse, so call it nine or thereabouts."
"Any more pineapple juice and I'm going to turn into a fuckin' diabetic."
Rooney chuckled. "You have time to fly her around?"
"Yeah. I need the hours, and Pattison says that new 412 will be ready to go in the morning, so I'll take it up for the final acceptance flight. What's the girl's name?"
"Deborah something. Starts with a D, anyway. Sorry, that's all I remember right now."
"Get some sleep. See you when you finish up tomorrow."
He went to the old apartment, and noticed the For Sale sign was now marked Sold -- and he smiled.
This one's name was Debra Dorsken, and she said she liked to be called DD.
"Oh, swell," Callahan moaned.
"What's wrong with that?"
"I have a PA in Switzerland that goes by that handle."
"Oh, well, I guess Debra works, then."
"No, no...DD it is. I'm Callahan."
"Are you, like, THE Callahan?"
"Yup. You ever been in a flutterbug?"
"A what?"
"A helicopter."
"God no!"
Harry looked at her, his eyes almost crossed now. "You do know this is a helicopter service, right?"
"Yes, of course. Do I need to fly in order to be your CFO?"
"Well, we only have a handful of people around here who can't fly, and most of those are taking classes now. Still, it's not a requirement."
"Look, I hate flying and the idea of riding in a helicopter scares the fucking shit out of me..." She looked at Harry and realized what she'd just let slip. "Oops, sorry, but I grew up with five brothers and I can guarantee you I know more four-letter words than you do."
He took a good look at her then: about five feet tall, weight just shy of an NFL linebacker's, no ankles and stubby fingers. Glasses that went out of style in the 50s. A red plaid skirt and saddle oxfords, red sweater with a white blouse under. She did, however, have an MBA from Stanford and five years under her belt working for PSA. And...she was a Californian, from Santa Cruz.
"Well, bad news, DD. We're taking a brand new flutterbug from here to Palo Alto, then up to Yosemite, and then back here. You still interested, or wanna bail out now?"
"Is this, like, part of the job interview?"
"It is, yes."
"Then...let's go."
The new bird was a Bell 412SP, basically a 212 but with four rotor blades instead of two; this model could also carry more people, and carry them further, and had been a recent success story for Bell, especially with military operators. Callahan wanted to put this new model to work carrying firefighters in the coming fire season, then see about operations in the Bay Area if the bird proved economically viable. He laid all this out to DD as he helped her into the left seat, then he and Pattison did the final walk around.
With that out of the way, he climbed into the right seat, leaving Pattison to sit behind the girl -- though he did the call-outs for the checklist from back there. Once the 412 was ready to take off Callahan looked at her once again, noticed the white-knuckled death grip she had on her armrests and he grinned.
They flew out to the Golden Gate then turned south, taking vectors from San Francisco Approach Control all the way to Palo Alto. "If I had to make this drive, from the Presidio to Palo Alto, it would take at least an hour -- and in good traffic," he said. "It just took us a little over ten minutes."
"Wow! This is a lot smoother than I expected, too."
"That's the four blades," Pattison said. "Smoother, and quieter, too. Harry, take care on your approach...this thing reacts faster to pitch commands than the 212."
"I love the way this thing handles!" Callahan said. "More like the -76 than the old Hueys. Maybe we ought to think about replacing our older Hueys with this model?"
"I agree," Pattison added.
"Don't do anything until I work the numbers," DD added. "Uh...assuming I get the position, that is."
They walked her around the Palo Alto operation and let her soak in the atmosphere, then she looked at them. "Do you have any air ambulance units?"