I
People always ask me if it gets boring--rubbing down naked women all day. And I always answer the same way: only if you hate getting paid to be the human equivalent of a vibrator with a six-pack.
Name's John. I'm a licensed massage therapist. Officially. Unofficially? I'm the reason half the women in this city walk around with a little more bounce in their step and a lot less tension in their lower back.
I work at a place that caters exclusively to women. No dudes allowed. Not even for reception. The waiting room smells like lavender, soft jazz plays on a loop, and the lighting makes everyone look like a goddess. But the real magic happens behind my door.
My schedule is always full--booked solid, weeks in advance. And yeah, it's not because of the deep tissue work. It's because I know how to read a body. How to follow the trail of tension from the neck, down the spine, all the way to where stress knots up like a clenched fist between a woman's thighs. I fix that. Thoroughly. With focus, precision, and... let's call it "enthusiastic consent."
I've had CEOs melt on my table. Lonely housewives moaning into the face cradle. Brides-to-be getting one last pre-wedding shiver. They all come in with their stories, their aches and needs, their breathy little excuses--"Just curious," "Never done this before," "Don't tell my sister I came here." Sure, sweetheart. Your secret's safe with me.
And the best part? They always tip well. Especially if they cum more than once.
This job? It's not just cool--it's blessed. I'm not just giving massages. I'm restoring faith. I'm doing the Lord's work. With oil and fingers and sometimes a little help from battery-operated assistants.
People can judge all they want. Me? I wake up every day knowing I'm making the world a more relaxed, satisfied place. One moan at a time.
II
Yesterday, I had a client who practically broke the internet just by licking her lips in a music video.
Yeah. That one.
I can't name names--professional discretion and all that--but let's just say she's the reason half the planet's teenagers are failing math and every grown man's search history is a little sweatier than usual.
She came in under a fake name, hoodie up, sunglasses on, like I wasn't gonna recognize the most fuckable face on the Billboard charts. But the second she dropped her coat and lay face-down on my table, it was game on. No cameras. No entourage. Just her and me. And a whole lot of oil.
I started slow, like I always do--shoulders, lower back, light strokes to test her reactions. She gave me this little sigh, breath catching just a bit. That's when I knew: she wanted the full treatment. She just needed me to push it there.
So I did.
My hands moved lower, slipping under the towel, teasing the edges of that perfect ass the world's already seen twerk in hi-def. And when she didn't stop me--didn't flinch, didn't even breathe--I let the towel slide off. Bare skin. Tattoo just above her hipbone. A little hidden heart I bet only a lucky few have ever kissed.
I dipped my fingers in more oil and started massaging her thighs. Real slow. Real deep. She spread her legs without a word.
By the time I reached between them, she was soaked--no massage oil needed. Her hips lifted off the table on instinct when I pressed against her folds with my palm, like her body had been waiting for this all damn week. Maybe longer.
And I gave her everything. Fingers inside, thumb working her clit, pressure just right--firm but teasing. I worked her like I was scoring a goddamn symphony, and she hit every high note. Whispered my name like it was a lyric she was afraid to sing too loud.
She came hard. Twice. Maybe three times--honestly, I lost count when her thighs started shaking and she grabbed the table like it was the only thing keeping her in this dimension.
After, she didn't say much. Just lay there, eyes half-lidded, lips parted, like she'd just been exorcised. Then she sat up, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "I need you on tour."
I laughed. Told her I don't do road gigs.
But she left her number anyway.
III
Now, let me be real with you: not every session ends with a climax. But some... go further. And that's not in the brochure. That's not on the website. There's no menu, no wink-wink nudge-nudge bullshit. It has to be her idea. Always her request.
Consent isn't just sexy--it's policy.
And when it happens? When she asks? That's when I give her the real VIP treatment. Some want the condom. Some--very specifically--don't. No judgment from me. I'm clean, tested like clockwork, and if she wants it bare? Well, I'm not the type to deny a lady her fantasy.
Speaking of which--let me tell you about Cassandra.