So what do you do when the girl you've just fucked is babbling in German, oblivious to your presence and the moment is growing long and awkward? Don't answer that, Bats, because your answer would probably haunt my nightmares. My response was a quick peck on the cheek, the promise to call her and a prompt exit stage right. She was a sweet girl, but I was afraid the next personality would be a needy, clingy and whiney thug groupie. I'd had about enough for the day.
All that being said, I think you can understand this is turning into a pretty weird adventure. I feel like the Justice League's resident OB/GYN after looking into the legendary caverns of superheroine genitalia. I don't know about you, but this shit doesn't happen to me every day. I fully expected to walk into the next room to find Marvin and Wendy in a threesome with Wonder Dog, but thank God it was only a large ape-like monster with an impressive hammer.
Another thing you would think is convenient is the sudden onset of unconsciousness that moves this story along between fuckfests. I would love to tell you that this particular bout of sudden sleepiness was just a quick cut to the next scene, but since it involved my head and this thing's absurdly huge hammer, I want to emphasize that I would rather take you through several minutes of navel-lint removal anecdotes than admit that I had my next adventure was only notable for the trobbing in my head, not my cock.
Kalabak, I think he was called. At least that's what the old lady in the robes kept yelling at him. She was a shrill little bitch, let me tell you. She had a way of hitting the precise note that made the pain in my head come to a single point of agony behind my left eye. It was a nice distraction from the fact that I was crumpled up on the floor like Batgirl's panties, bleeding and sore, with the growing realization that I needed something to drink. The temperature was a little below boiling and the energy was sapped out of my body with the efficiency of Catwoman's mouth on my cock. Kalabak didn't bother to tie me up. He and I both knew at a fundmamental level that my movement equated to his hammer becoming a croquet mallet and I was sure my head would end up free of any link to the rest of my body.
I wasn't surprised when some faceless goon carried Catwoman in over his shoulder like a sack of topsoil. She looked pretty beat up. She ended up on a table that looked more like a mobile radar dish. Her wrists and ankles were clamped in and spread wide apart. The old lady in the robes was pretty excited by this ans squealed with a delight that resonated behind my eyeball with enough force to temporarily blind me. Kalabak was distracted by this for a moment. Catwoman's crotch zipper was still open and cum was still oozing from her pussy, staining the lycra costume along her left leg. I know that's a bit of detail you probably didn't need, but I make the point to distinguish it from mine. Last time I checked, my cum wasn't a pale, luminous green.
Then something dawned on me that you probably realized six hundred pages ago - She wasn't wearing her arm in a sling. She wasn't injured at all, despite the "surgery" she underwent earlier in the day. She hadn't been wearing it in the hallway when I fucked her, either. This, it seems, wasn't Catwoman at all...or at least it wasn't the Catwoman I met earlier that day.
Kalibak interrupted this pleasant train of thought by lifting me up by the scruff of the neck. Feeling like a magician's rabbit, I hung in his huge paw as he carried me over to the old lady. She looked back to me and smiled with a mouth full of ugly black teeth. "Heloooo," she crooned. "My name is Granny Goodness. Thank you for providing me with my sample today. I hope you enjoyed the experience."
I found I had barely the energy for a smart ass reply. I was drenched in sweat. "Yeah...always happy to help science...want to...thank...."
Granny interupted, "Such the sharp wit, you are. As you might be aware already, your seed has triggered a reaction in our little feline. I can't wait to see how this works out for us." She called over my shoulder. "Doktor?! Do you have the results yet?"
I didn't need to turn or even think to know It was Doktor Panzer behind me. The thick, ridiculous German accent gave it away. "Nein, Frau Goodyness....I haff to vait anuzzer fife minutes. Kalibak, put Herr Anaxandros down, pleez." The floor smacked me in the face and a foot the size of a truck tire rolled me over on my back. Over my head, Doktor Panzer smiled. "Danke, Herr Anaxandros, for your generous contribution. In a moment ve vill know iff ze Catwoman can survive ze treatments."
I waited for the usual expository speech about the plot, the plan, the foil and the madness...but they were too busy watching Catwoman writhe in agony on her monitor table. I felt bad for the girl, but there was little I could do for her. I tried to put it together. The Doc "fixed" up Catwoman who really didn't need fixing up. I was atacked conveniently close to the Doktor's Surgery, requiring his "service" and Catwoman conveniently stuck around for the soul purpose - or so it seemed - to suck me off.
The Doktor fucked Catwoman...but he used protection. Catwoman didn't even seem to be awake and, in fact, I assumed he had drugged her for the surgery and just took advantage of her. She seemed to be aware of the event when she came to, but there was a moment....yep, a moment where she saw me. It was right after she zipped up her crotch. Like a trigger, she was awake and the Doktor was "old news" even though she had seen me, she reacted as if I had suddenly appeared! Weirder and weirder.
So the Doktor was in on it, gave Catwoman the hints she needed to find this place...but what the hell? Was Catwoman in on it with the Doktor? Didn't make sense...I needed to find out why because part of what was going on involved Batgirl, too.
I figured I was stil of some use, or my head would have been removed already. I looked up at Granny and she seemed to be consumed with Catwoman's experience. Kalibak was resisting the urge to fondle himself and the Doktor could have been a man waiting for a bus. Tired of being a bit of furniture, I began to slide backward toward the door. It was going to be a long crawl and I doubted I had the energy to do it, but I had to try.
On the table, Catwoman was glowing. She groaned and moaned as her body absorbed whatever it was in her system. I could see her musculature improving, toughening, expanding. Veins appeared in her neck, along the rippling muscles of her arms. She was growing, like Bane when he injected Venom, but with a different twist. There was a problem...something was wrong.
Catwoman began to thrash about in convulsions. The three of them leaped forward to man control stations. Kalibak rushed to the table to contain the growing Amazon who was straining her binds. The Doktor muttered to himself as he tried to calculate something on his laptop. I used the opportunity to redouble my efforts toward the door, crawling backwards on my hands and elbows. I was making progress too when I hit a barrier behind me...namely Batgirl.
I looked up at Batgirl, her sunken face and blackened eyes staring at me emotionlessly. Her lips pulled into a thin grimmace....I felt horrible, but the adrenalyne and the absurdity mixed in a weird way. I sighed. "I'm having the weirdest day, babe. Any chance we can get out of here and go get some coffee?"
In front of us, Catwoman was meeting a bad end. I began to push back, around Batgirl...or whatever she was...and toward the door. Batgirl didn't stop me. She kept pace with me and began pulling me along, trying to get me to my feet. A few moments later, we were in a steel hallway and I was laying on a particularly sharp traction platform. I wish I'd lost consciousness here, but I had to inch my way to a cooler, safer place that seemed like it was several hundred miles away on the other side of a great big desert. The last I heard of Catwoman were screams of agony echoing down the hall and then I rolled into a dark room where the temperature change make me shiver. Batgirl slid up against me between my legs and I held her for warmth. She said nothing. I had a concussion and knew that the worst thing for me was to pass out. I had to keep awake and moving. I tried to stand but had no energy. I needed water, a bandage, a shower, a few ounces of morphine and a hospital of nurses who DIDN'T resemble a Super Friends reunion.
That's when Batigirl BIT ME. She just sank her teeth into my arm and I felt the blood flow. I felt something gush into my body, venom or poison, and it quickly overwhelmed my body. Yes, as is typical in this story I once again found myself losing consciousness...
I dreamed of a quiet creekside spot in the woods, a bed of soft grass and towering trees that opened into a sky full of stars even though I saw by the light of day. I heard nothing but wind rustling leaves and water trickling downstream. Inside me, worms dug through my flesh and into my body, feeding on me as I lay content, painlessly on the bank. I could take a deep breath and smell the flora and could feel my heart beating strongly in my chest....the worms started removing the tension from my body, removing the contussions and hematoma from under my skin.