The voice was low and soft. "Scott, I need to talk to you."
Without moving my head, which was staring at my screen, I said, "The Wicked Witch is here. What does she want?"
"Scott, please, this is important. I promise to be good."
"You have to do better than that. I need a date tonight or tomorrow night."
"Scott! Quit fooling around. There is a VP from headquarters here and he needs a very private conversation with you immediately."
I turned around. My beautiful Marsha was right there, a deep frown on her face, a beige suit on her body.
"You sound like I have to do this, whatever it is, right now?"
"Yes. I don't think you will be back today, so shut things down and come to my office as soon as you can."
"This better be good. If you are doing one of your numbers on me, your backside is going to be very red."
"For once in your life, be serious. This guy is all business."
She looked as tense and nervous as I'd seen her. And every inch the professional HR exec as I watched her tight behind sheathed in expensive wool disappear down the corridor.
I walked into her office a few minutes later to find a beefy looking guy sitting in one of her desk chairs, giving me an unfriendly look.
Marsha introduced him as Mark Cooper, and he gave me a company business card that said "Corporate Compliance" on it.
"Scott, we have reason to believe there is a major data leak going on out here. We need your assistance to analyze the problem and identify who is doing it."
"If this is security related, that's not my area. You should talk to Roy Callaway."
"I was told that you are the data guy. I think we need you."
Marsha was looking at me unhappily. I wondered how HR was tangled in this, whatever it was.
"My job is to be a data analytics consultant to line managers and developers across the company. I don't have operational responsibilities except at times of system deployment and testing. By the way, if you don't have a copy of the corporate data access policy, you should get one from Marsha. The audit committee of the Board is tough as nails about observing it. Roy can fill you in."
Cooper was beginning to look pissed. I said to myself, this guy is an ex-cop of some kind and he wants me to drop everything and join his hunt. Trying to be more agreeable, I said, "Who did you talk to back east that gave you my name?"
"Actually, one of my friends in the FBI told me. He said Scott Thurston was the smartest data person on the west coast."
"Damn. I told Karl he did not have permission to spread my name around. But he is a good guy. I was able to save him some grief on a big drugs case."
"So you'll help me."
"If it's within my capability, and not fenced out of bounds, I'll be happy to try."
"What do you mean "out of bounds?"
"If you want broad data access, there is a form letter that requires a detailed statement of scope and need to know. And at least one, and sometimes more than one EVP signature on it."
Marsha was looking even more unhappy. It dawned on me that she had gone off the reservation and was now eating crow. Cooper did not look like the type of guy who enjoyed asking permission.
I said, "I've got an important project coordination meeting the rest of the afternoon. Why doesn't Marsha help you with the necessary paperwork?"
Trying to figure out what was going on, I grabbed some Thai takeout on my way home. I changed and was just sitting down to eat when my cell went off with a call from Marsha.
"Scott, I'm sorry for this afternoon. That didn't go off well at all, did it?"
"I was sitting there trying to figure out how a data investigation got this far without any of the clearances and permissions. Did you get blindsided or what?"
"Can I come over and cry on your shoulder?"
"Are you serious? After the way I treated you last fall?"
"I'd like to think I am a reformed woman. Can I come over and cry some on you?"
"A reformed Marsha Wilson? That I've got to see. If you haven't eaten, there is enough Thai takeout for both of us. But the beer supply is thin."
"I can be there quicker if you let me use your shower and borrow some sweats."
"Get your gorgeous body over here and I'll see if there is anything clean enough to lend you."
That was an inside joke. I'm a bit of a neat freak, and Marsha does a great job of dropping clothes anywhere and everywhere. We were an item for a while last year, and then career frictions got in the way, we had a big fight, and agreed to be friends. Which turned out to be very distant friends as various stories about why we weren't together anymore circulated through the building.
Twenty minutes later, I was letting her in and she thrust a sixpack of beer in my hands as she headed for the bathroom. By the time I put the beer in the fridge and followed her to find something to wear, there was an untidy trail of upscale feminine clothing on my bedroom floor, a location she knew well from past acquaintance. I took a fresh sweatshirt and a pair of my sister's capris and put them down in the bathroom. The shower was nicely steamed up, but I figured I would get show and tell later anyhow.
Warm plates and warmed up Thai were on the living room table when she came out. I handed her a beer and said, "I expect you need more than one of these?"
"Damn right." She leaned over and gave me a sloppy wet kiss.
We ate in silence for a few minutes, until she said, "That guy is a creep. He sweet talked me into arranging a visit here by dropping east coast office names, and I took him for genuine. I told him after you left that we needed to do a complete reset. I discovered that the Board resolution authorizing his office is only a week old, and there is nothing in any executive file detailing duties or responsibilities. I spent a half hour on the phone to my HR counterpart on the east coast and found out that one of the Board members, a former White House national security type, got this all started a few weeks ago when the Chairman got a call from the head of the FBI about a suspected leak of sensitive information from someone inside the company to the Chinese. Cooper is the result and nobody knows him from Adam."
She finished her plate, crawled into my arms and said, "Give me a kiss and tell me I'm not a silly bimbo who just screwed up her job."
I got us two fresh beers, settled her back in my lap, and pulled up the sofa blanket.
"So, if he is a good guy, he is pissed because of internal roadblocks, and if he is a bad guy, he is also pissed because the control structure is making life tougher for him."
"I guess. You have to tell me how to rescue this mess. You've always been smarter than I am, I just didn't want to admit it."
I gave her the kiss she asked for, and lay back thinking. She helped me think by taking my hand under the sweat shirt and applying it to a very firm, very curvy boob.
"While I am thinking, tell me about this reformed woman business."
She wiggled around and moved my hand inside the waist of the capris to a warm wet place.
"I went through five boyfriends last year. You were the best, but the rest weren't bad. I was home for Christmas and my mom was after me about settling down with a guy. I fenced around with her and didn't let the conversation go anywhere. When I got back here after New Year's, I was depressed. Finally said to myself, "Any of these guys would have made a good husband, what do you think you are accomplishing by getting something going, and then killing it?"
We sipped our beer and she wiggled around some more, pressing her hand on top of mine.
Finally, I asked, "If you are reformed, you must have decided something?"
Suddenly, she was turned over and crying hard into my chest. I rubbed her shoulders gently and asked if I could do anything, wondering how I got a beauty in my lap with so many problems at once.
She kept her head down and moaned, "Shit, Scott, what are you going to do with a dumb broad like me?"
It was only nine o'clock, but I decided sleep would help. After I skinned off clothes and rolled her into my bed, she looked as irresistible as she did eight months ago. I turned out the light and went to brush my teeth. I slipped into the bed in the dark and tried to go to sleep. Pretty soon her hip was nestled against mine. We both continued the fiction that we were going to sleep. After a little while, her tongue began working on the back of my neck. After that, it was her sharp little teeth. The next thing, her whole body was stretched out on top of me. A little voice in my ear said, "You promised to help my problems. I have a new problem that is all your fault."
"All my fault."
"Yes. I am tingling all over. I haven't had sex in months, and your incredible body is setting off all my alarms."
I let that hang there in the dark for a few minutes, and then I turned over and got her positioned right above my very hard cock. My fingers worked up and down her back, with attention to an athletic ass that could use a few more regular workouts.
"You haven't told me what is reformed yet."
"Can I ride you while I talk?"
She didn't wait for a response, but sat up in the dark and eased herself down on me. She pulled my hands up to her breasts and made approving noises. I was busy enjoying the hell out of this when it occurred to me that she was pulling a fast one. Get her out of a jam, and I will be just another ex-boyfriend. I sat up and whispered in her ear, "There is something I should tell you before this gets any hotter."
She stopped bouncing on me and said, "What's that."
"If you don't have a completely plausible story about how you really are a reformed woman, I am going to string you up and use the flogger until you bleed."
She jerked and wailed, "You wouldn't! No, you can't do that!"