"While the police refuse to confirm the victim's identity until the next of kin are located and notified, multiple eyewitnesses all say the same: the man murdered last night at the Stop-N-Rest Lodge was Oswald Cozart. As most viewers know by now, Cozart is an author who's gained local attention recently due to the discovery of a skeleton and gold doubloons that might be linked to the pirate Thornbeard," Hollie Kittler reported from outside the Edgewater motel.
"Oh, my!" Pamela exclaimed, bringing her hand to her mouth.
Putnam paused his fork to look over with interest at the local murder. On the other side of the table, Phineas continued to eat his breakfast, showing zero interest in the shocking announcement.
"This is exactly why it's a good thing you stayed out of this treasure hunt, Phinny. That poor man was murdered--murdered!--right here in Edgewater," Pamela said, shaking her head at the thought of someone being killed in her hometown.
This time, Phineas paused his fork while eating his French toast. For a second, he wondered if his mother could be so clueless before shaking his head. No, she knew he'd been involved but wanted to convince herself he wasn't. She preferred not to know the details until she had to get involved.
So, the two brothers spent the next few minutes listening to their mother harp on about how they needed to avoid trouble. Although they disagreed on most things, Phineas and Putnam shared a look before rolling their eyes. They'd heard this spiel about staying safe countless times over the years. It led both teens to hurriedly finish their breakfasts.
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Phinn downed the last of his orange juice as the kitchen phone rang. He needed to get next door to discuss the next step with Jake, so a phone call was the perfect distraction to slip out while avoiding any questions about his plans.
"Hello? Oh, good morning, Justine," Pamela greeted, causing her eldest son to halt his movement toward the back door. Suddenly, his danger sense went off over why Jake's mom would be calling when she had an important trial taking place. "Is your trial over so soon? You wanted to call before it resumed? Why, yes, I did see the news. Who? What? They what?!"
Phinn shot a wave before speed-walking toward the door.
"Stay right there, Phineas!" Pamela ordered before resuming her conversation with Mrs. Magnum. "No, I didn't know the chief warned them to stay away."
"It was the deputy chief, Mom! He doesn't count," Phinn insisted.
"Quiet!"
Putnam's head bounced back and forth between his two relatives. Glee began to appear as he realized his older brother might be in serious trouble. Immediately, he sat back down to pretend he wasn't done eating his breakfast.
"Yes, I will. Thank you for calling, Justine," the forty-two-year-old mother said before slamming the phone down. "Phinny, you lied!"
"I never lied," Phinn denied, technically correct in his mind. "Honestly, Mom, we're not hunting for the treasure. Well, it turns out the whole pirate and treasure hunt is fake, but that doesn't matter now."
"Huh?" Putnam sounded, looking more confused than usual.
"I knew it! I just knew you couldn't resist," Pamela said, more to herself than either of her sons.
"I'm telling the truth. We were only looking into the skeleton from the beach. Jake was there when it was first discovered, you know," Phinn reminded.
"You're mixed up in a murder!"
"Wha--Really?" Putnam questioned, appearing impressed with his brother.
"Whoa! Mixed up in a murder is a strong statement, Mom. We only stopped at the motel to ask Cozart about the Spanish doubloon Jake found. It's historical," Phinn added, hoping to make their interest sound academic.
"Don't try to trick me. You barely care about school," Pamela responded. "You're in trouble yet again!"
"Hey, how are we guilty of anything? We merely knocked on a door that wasn't fully shut and discovered the body," Phinn recounted the Mom-version of his story. He ignored his little brother's exclamation over the body find. "If anything, you should be proud. We didn't panic and notified the proper authorities right away. Heck, our quick discovery might help the police catch the fiend."
"You disobeyed warnings from the police, Phinny. The police!" the dark-brown-haired woman shrieked. "Maybe we made a mistake when your principal suggested sending you to that boarding school."
"Geez, Mom, get a hold of yourself. Mr. Zobel suggested that for Pug, not me."
"No, he didn't!" the thirteen-year-old protested.
"It doesn't matter. Right now, you're grounded. Justine is doing the same for Jake."
"What? C'mon, Mom!" Phinn complained.
"For how long?" Putnam asked, holding in his laughter. "A month? The whole summer?"
"Until we get to the bottom of your involvement," Pamela announced. "You should've never been at that motel."
His mother's words gave Phinn a new line of attack, and he took it.
"You know, Mom, Anita Deason at the Stop-N-Rest has had it out for me for years. I bet she lied to the police."
"Everybody hates you."
"Don't say that to your brother, Putty," Pamela admonished before returning her attention to her firstborn. "I'm sure Mrs. Deason does not have it out for you."
"Oh, I know she really doesn't. It's Pammy Glynn she has it out for. I'm just collateral damage since I'm your son. I mean, even last night, she greeted me with suspicion. Claimed I better not be dragging my friends down like you did. Or that I wouldn't be able to fool her as you did," Phinn rattled off. "Why exactly does she hate you, Mom?"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Anita Deason doesn't hate me," Pamela replied stiffly.
"Are you sure? Okay. I guess I'll ask Dad if he knows why," Phinn said, acting as if he'd just thought of it.
"You will not ask your father about that!"
"Why not? Did you do something bad? Get in trouble?" Phinn pressed. "Should I call Grandma to see if you got grounded, too?"
"You better not call your grandmother," Pamela growled.
"Hmm, you're right. I should call Aunt Tammy," Phinn agreed with a noticeable nod.
"You keep my sister out of this!" his mother shrieked. Frustrated, she threw her hands up before storming out of the kitchen.
"I'll go next door instead of calling anyone," Phinn announced.
"Fine!"
Phinn glanced at his brother to find a stunned expression.
"If she forgets, tell her I'm with Jake."
"W-Wh-What just h-happened?" Putnam stammered. "Why...Why did Mom back down like that?"