"Where do you think you're going?" Pamela Farris challenged, spotting her eldest son slinking toward the staircase.
"Up to my room," Phinn replied.
"Oh, no. You turn right around and march over to that couch," Pamela commanded, pointing toward the living room. "You are not allowed to take a nap yet."
"Oh, come on!" the teenager whined. "I'm not going to take a nap. I just wanna go upstairs."
"You've suffered a mild concussion and need to be monitored. Falling asleep can be dangerous," the worried mother stated.
"That's nothing but an old wives's tale, Mom. Getting sleep is considered vital for repairing your brain," Phinn argued before realizing he screwed up once his mother's expression changed. "Not that my brain is damaged! The doctor said it was only a mild concussion, and I feel fine. There isn't a reason to get paranoid."
"I get paranoid every time you leave the house except for school. How in the world do you get attacked at a library? I knew it; you're mixed up in something again. It better not be this pirate treasure hysteria," Pam warned, gesturing to the TV. There wasn't anything currently on the screen about Thornbeard, but Phinn knew what his mom meant.
The six o'clock news had reported on the scuffle that broke out at the marina. Apparently, a person claimed to have a map and attempted to sell copies. However, once someone handed over the cash only to realize it looked fake, they demanded their money back. The seller tried to run as a few others who'd paid for a copy also realized what had happened.
"I bet this whole pirate treasure story is fake, Mom," Phinn responded, hoping to squash her fears. "You know, a hoax to gin up tourism. I wouldn't put it past Mayor Broome. He's desperate to bump up his approval ratings."
"That's not a no, Mom!" a younger voice called from the living room.
"Your brother is right, Phinny. Were you down at the marina today?"
"I can honestly say that I was never at the marina anytime this summer," Phinn said truthfully. "And I wasn't even at a random library. I was in the archives of Dad's workplace. Shouldn't I be safe there?"
"You're safe nowhere because nobody likes you," Putnam cackled.
"Shut it, Pugsley!"
"Don't say that, Putnam, and don't call him that, Phineas," Pamela admonished, wondering how her two boys turned out this way when her husband was the calmest and least adventurous person she knew. "And tell me again why you were at Bentworth."
"I told you. I'm working on a school paper," Phinn lied.
A bark of laughter sounded from Putnam's favorite armchair. Although, he never looked up from his tablet.
"I am!"
"Phinny, it's the summer. Why would you work on a school paper? It's not like you," Pamela said, pausing as another idea formed. "You didn't get in trouble last semester, did you?"
"No. Miss Pendelton knows I'm interested in Edgewater's criminal history, and she wants me to submit a special article for the school newspaper," Phinn said, selling his lie hard. "And she thought I could help the girls on the paper."
"Girls? Which girls?" Pamela inquired, perking up at the possibilities which popped into her head.
"Um, Erin Donnelly might end up in charge if--"
"Erin's a cute girl. Good head on those shoulders as well," Pamela praised, already wondering how she could play cupid.
"And Bex Fairfax is also on the--"
"You stay away from Becca. That's a girl who doesn't follow the rules. Now, I don't want you to get any ideas about her," the matchmaking mother directed.
"It's just an article, Mom. It's not like I'm joining the newspaper," Phinn added, holding in a grin over distracting his mother.
"Hmm, we'll see. I might have to ask Sara Pendleton about this. What's your article about?" the suspicious but hopeful mother asked.
"Silas Mosley," Phinn answered without hesitation. He wasn't concerned about his English teacher backing him up. She owed Phinn and Jake for helping out with a shady boyfriend last year. "He's the Prohibition Era criminal from Edgewater."
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Pam jumped slightly as the house phone rang. With two unpredictable boys, she refused to cancel the landline like many of her friends. If she did, Phineas and Putnam might use its absence to their advantage. It only took her a few quick steps to reach the phone near the entrance to the kitchen.
"Hello? Oh!" Pam's expression turned to delight when she heard the voice on the other end. "Why yes, Phineas is home. Who, may I ask, is calling? Oh, yes, hello."
Phinn watched as his mom's excitement deflated while she turned to look at him. She held out the phone.
"It's for you," Pam said needlessly, her voice filled with disappointment.
"Hello?"
"Phinn? I'm sorry for calling your house, but I didn't know your cell number," Zelda Imhoff apologized. "I hope I'm not interrupting dinner or anything. Your mother sounded, um, odd."
"No, no, this is a good time, Ms. Imhoff," Phinn replied, not using her last name. He wasn't sure how his mom might react to calling the flirtatious librarian by her first name. Actually, he wondered if she'd be thrilled since it was clear to him that her initial delight came from thinking a girl called her son. "How can I help you?"
"We've had a bit of excitement down at the Dillingday after you left," Zelda announced, causing Phinn to turn his back to his mom. "Somebody broke into the special collection room not long before closing. We noticed while checking everything before locking up for the night."
"Really? What did you find?" Phinn asked, choosing his words carefully for his prying mother's ears.
"Funny that you put it that way. I suspect I did find what the person wanted," Zelda teased. "I was planning on contacting you anyway. After you left, I called Gertie. She mentioned somebody spending a couple of days in the special collection room a few months back. Apparently, this happened while I took my vacation down in the Caribbean. This man was particularly interested in local history during the Colonial Era, Civil War, and Gilded Age. Gertie claimed the man was messy, forcing her to go through the cabinets and boxes to fix what he put back wrong, even though she told him not to put any items back by himself. After hearing that, I decided to check our Civil War collection."
"And you found something?" the junior detective asked, fighting to keep his eagerness out of his voice.
"I did! It's the ship manifest, bill of lading, and a note by the purser from the
Fleetwing
," Zelda revealed.
Phinn struggled not to ask about the familiar-sounding ship, with his mom lingering nearby to eavesdrop. Instead, he made a sound to let the ginger-haired librarian continue.
"There are several interesting items on the list, including diving gear. Unfortunately, part of the document has been torn off. You might want to get to the library first thing in the morning. I've hidden it elsewhere in the library for now."
"That's great and bad," Phinn responded. "We'll come down tomorrow bright and early."