"This is amazing," Tom said to her excitedly as they walked, hand in hand, in Central Park.
"What do you mean?" She asked. "It's just a walk in the park, isn't it?"
She could see the size of the smile on his face and was truly surprised that he seemed so excited.
"Yes," he said, still almost giddy, "but it's our second date."
"Okay," she replied, "and?"
"You really don't get it, do you?" He asked.
She shook her head.
"In all the years we've been together, we never
actually
dated, now did we? We were really good friends. We spent a lot of time together, reading, studying, debating every topic known to man, visiting gramps - may he rest in peace - but without a hint of romance. We
never
dated. I moved in with you, we started having sex, but there was still no real romance. We were living together, and sleeping together, and still had never actually dated."
"Hmmm," Jessie replied, "I hadn't really thought of that, but you're right."
Now that he mentioned it, it
did
feel different this time around.
"Then," he continued, "you found the book, and it started a whirlwind of sexual debauchery - most of which was incredible by the way - but still there was no actual dating, or any real romance. This is literally only our second date.
Ever
."
"And you are enjoying our date?"
They had met for dinner and a few drinks after work, and were just strolling through the park, casually talking, holding hands, and enjoying being together. She had to admit, it did feel
really
good.
"Immensely," he said, smiling at her. He turned her to him and gave her a tender kiss on the lips.
"Me too," she admitted as they kept strolling through the park.
"I must confess," he said, "that after Jaleh solved my coding problem on Saturday - which is still quite unbelievable by the way - I was expecting something
very
different when we got back to your apartment and I allowed you to push your desire into me."
"Oh really," she said, grinning at him, "what on earth were you expecting?"
"Something involving far fewer clothes."
"And so you were disappointed?"
He shook his head.
"You already know I wasn't in that moment. I realized after I left that you made me desire nothing more than to ask for a second date and give you a goodnight kiss, didn't you?"
She smiled and nodded.
"Were you disappointed later then, once you'd figured it out?" She asked.
"No," he said. "it was actually the perfect thing. You allowed us to start all over, from scratch, and I think it's
exactly
what we needed."
"Agreed."
They kept up the casual stroll through the park, talking and laughing and holding hands as they just enjoyed being together.
On their way back to her apartment, after Tom had been quiet for a little while, Jessie asked a question.
"What are you thinking?"
"Don't you already know?" He replied.
"Of course not," she answered.
"But you could?"
"I
could
, but I promised I wouldn't."
"But there really is no way I can ever know, is there?"
He was right, or course, and he definitely still had good reason not to trust her. But suddenly Jessie had an idea.
"How about we try a little experiment?" She asked.
"What is it?" he asked.
"You'll see," she replied, "but you'll need to let me into your thoughts for just a second."
He stopped and looked at her. She could tell he was a little nervous.
"Okay," he said, after a long moment of contemplation.
She immediately entered into his consciousness.
-I want you to make me a promise, babe-
-what is it, ma'am?-
-Until we get back to my apartment, i want you to agree to not use the word 'the'-
She sensed he was very puzzled by such an odd request, but he responded.
-yes, ma'am-
She immediately left his thoughts and looked over at him.
"Thank you," she replied.
"You're welcome."
She smiled at him and gave him a little kiss.
"What are your plans after our date tonight?" She asked him.
"Well, I was going to head back to.. apartment, put on.. Knicks game, and then see if I can fix.. coding issue that Jaleh helped me with last Saturday."
It was all Jessie could do to not laugh out loud. He didn't even realize what had just happened. There had been a tiny pause in every place where he
should
have said 'the', but he didn't say the word. It sounded really weird, but he didn't even have a clue that he had done it.
She pretended to look at something on her phone, but instead started recording their conversation.
She found the trip back to her apartment quite amusing. Tom's speech was incredibly awkward anytime he tried to use the word 'the', and he didn't even notice it was happening, which turned out even better than she had hoped.
She invited him in to her apartment when they arrived.
"I have something I wanted to show you," she said to him, pulling out her phone.
"What's that?" he asked.
"I apologize," she explained, "for recording our conversation without telling you, but it was part of the experiment I was conducting. I'll delete this as soon as we're done here."
She pressed play and they listened together. It took a couple of minutes for him to notice what was happening.
"What the hell?" He exclaimed. Almost as soon as he said it, he realized what was going on. He was now able to say 'the' because they had arrived at her apartment, but he'd been unable to say it at all until they got there.
She smiled at him.
"I learned early on," she explained, "that agreements made inside the realm of consciousness are binding. Do you remember that night that Larry came over to invite us out to dinner?"
"Yes," he said, "it's a little hard to forget."
"Well, on a whim, I agreed inside his consciousness that I would submit to anything he wanted to do to me. I discovered that I was bound by that agreement. I wouldn't have been able to stop him from doing anything he wanted to do with me. Fortunately he was pretty harmless, so it wasn't a painful way to learn the lesson. So, I thought maybe I would show you how binding agreements are when made inside our own consciousness. i picked something you wouldn't really be able to consciously control to prove the point. I actually wasn't expecting that you wouldn't even notice you were doing it, that was just an added bonus."
"So what is the point of that experiment?" He asked.
"Let me back in your head for a second, and I will show you."
Again, he hesitated for a moment.
"Okay," he said eventually.
Once again she slipped immediately into his thoughts.
-I promise you that I will never enter into your consciousness in any way without your permission, and that I will only access things you've explicitly allowed me to access.-
-thank you, ma'am-
And then she was back out of his consciousness, smiling at him.
"You just experienced how binding agreements are when made inside our consciousness. You were completely unable to use the word 'the' until we got back here, even though you weren't even conscious of the effort to avoid it. I can assure you, from personal experience, that I am similarly bound by agreements I have made."
"I see," he said.
"You asked how you would know if I was ever inside of your head. Now you know that I won't
ever
be inside your head without getting your permission first."
He stepped forward and took her into his arms and kissed her.
"Thank you," he said to her.
"No," she replied, "thank