Jack could see the entire expanse of the theater from this vantage point, including all corners of the balcony, but there was little amusement tonight.
He could be doing his homework, at the very least reading his required Lit List of Classics, but instead would just stare intently at that flickering screen, rewriting that stilted dialogue, re-editing the static camerawork.
Someone had hung a mirror on the back wall of this projection booth and Jack would watch himself, parroting character lines quickly etched in his memory after those first few screenings of yet another action-adventure-big-budget-star-vehicle.
All audience interest hung solely in that last word, those freshly painted hot rods the only excuse for scenic snippets shot around some cityscape, chased and chasing some grind-house hack's idea of urban intrigue.
Finally, these flicks were just a showcase for mummified has-been talent, trotted out and spun once more around the ring, shot from below as he exits that dickmobile to the swell of basso horns, the glint of sunlight flashing from his mirrored shades.
These bland, cookie-cutter formula driven scripts were so threadbare they were splitting at the seams, patched over or even re-upholstered for a particular falling star. It was little wonder they would mouth those lines with so little authority, mustering only the barest enthusiasm, unemotional amid the murder and mayhem, escaping unscathed from the most horrific car crashes.
It would have been better if Jack determined these choices, assured all his friends would come watch some Chop-Socky imports, that Big Bad Girlie Thing was still busting out and there were always plenty of Bad Ass Biker films, even some newer ones. Who said all vehicles needed four wheels, everyone knew not all girls were created equal and fighting had always had it's own language, not this mumbled slang being passed off as action-adventure.