"There's not enough."
And that was that.
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I am not a pussy, but I wasn't superhuman either, nor did I cleave to that tired but persistent belief that crying is a sign of weakness. I owed Isa big time, though. The fact that I was trying and mostly failing to stop sobbing with self-pity in the seclusion of my own home instead of festering in a jail cell was entirely her doing. Maybe a small nod to me for having the foresight to enslave her in the first place.
(Yes, enslave. No sense pussyfooting around the term now. Not when the whole city - the whole country, maybe, if this thing got traction - was going to be using it to describe me soon enough.
Acclimate, Canon.
)
Still, no matter Isa's insistence that they couldn't arrest me for something the girls had done, their exposure (pun intended) had done more than enough damage. I didn't know how much Principal Horen had overheard of their damning greeting, but she'd certainly
seen
plenty. The girls had been dragged to the office by Horen in anticipation of contacting their parents. Me, I'd been all but punted out the building ahead of them. By now, she'd contacted Megan, the Hutchings, Mr. and Mrs. Stern. Taylor's mom and Abbie's dad. The police department. Amy Cook-Burfield. The superintendent. Those were the ones I was sure of. If one were being paranoid, Mrs. Horen's contact list might extend to Mr. Horen, the district's lawyers, my union rep, someone from HR. Her favorite bartender, maybe, after the night she'd no doubt been having.
I was grateful to Megan for taking the risk of serving as a mule to deliver Abbie's package. She alone among all involved parties could contact me without suspicion. The look of pure wrath on her face as she stormed across our lawns had put a fright in me even knowing her real purpose. Even so, the pathetic trickle in the canister was hardly enough to make noise, much less take down everyone who now had access to our secret. If I used it as sparingly as I had on Taylor's chapstick, it would still be too little.
Per Isa's advice, uttered in haste as she'd escorted me to my vehicle in the faculty lot, I avoided calling her or any of the others. Still, thanks to Megan and her blackmailing burner phone, I had access to a safe line. As the rings sounded in my ear, my neighbor kneaded my shoulders softly but intently.
"Canon?"
"It's me."
"About time you called. You know, I've been meaning to tell you, you're not the easiest guy to run security for."
I gritted my teeth. Megan winced as tense muscles turned to stone. "You know, considering preventing this exact thing was your main job..."
"Really, master? You want to blame today on me? Do I even need to explain to you the dozen different ways this was your fault?"
It didn't help that she was right. I was the idiot who'd let Abbie get away with that idiot stunt at Gooses. Who'd gone to that dive motel with her after. Who'd routinely used his classroom as a sexnasium. Who hadn't even told his pet cop about his latest acquisition. "Surprised you could manage to place blame without falling to your knees," I replied cattily.
"I was on my knees the moment I heard your voice, and now I'm so pissed off at you I can't stop masturbating. So thanks for that." She was masking it well. I might not have heard the unevenness in her voice if she hadn't called attention to it.
"Yeah, because you're the one having a bad day." Megan switched to teasing her fingernails along my neck, sidling up behind me to offer her breasts as a neck pillow. It was going to do as much to relax me as any massage. "Anyway, talk to me. What's going to happen?"
"Let's start with what's already happened. Parents have been notified, and the girls were interviewed by Horen. They did good, kept their mouths shut like I told them. Still, it might be too little too late. The department's been notified too, so they'll be grilled more thoroughly soon, probably tomorrow. I don't think Horen overheard enough to suspect I'm in on it, but she thinks we're friends so I'm on the outs with her anyway."
"Parents. Jesus. How did they take it?"
"Well I assume you can answer for Mrs. Brown on your own, since you called me from one of her phones. The Sterns couldn't be reached, so she left messages for now. As for Tabitha - and thanks for giving me the heads up on that addition, by the way - her mom came in and met with Horen privately, but... yeah, I wouldn't put yourself alone in a room with her. Same goes for Tabitha, I expect."
"Tabitha's mad at me?"
"Huh? No, I meant her mother's pissed at her, too."
"Oh." That felt... not better, but less bad maybe. "Anything else?"
"If it wasn't clear already, Serenex is out as a solution. There's way too many who know now, and it's only getting worse. There's Horen herself, Cook-Burfield, at least a couple officers, parents-"
"I know. I already figured. Abbie got the rest of the canister to me, but it's practically fumes."
Megan wordlessly lifted her top above her breasts, wrapping her big bare tits around my head. They were weighty enough that I didn't even need to hold onto the phone any more, their weight pressing it there firmly. I reached back and pinched her ass appreciatively.
Isa continued, "Right. So... looking ahead, there's going to be an investigation. Hard to say how it'll go, but we're going to make them work for it at least."
"Hard to say how it'll go? My boss - ex-boss - has a video of me making out with a student in a bar, and walked in on three other students waiting for me half-naked in my classroom. How the hell can this be anything other than a one-way ticket to Fuckedville? Am I missing something? Some exculpatory miracle?"
"Hey, I won't lie; it doesn't look good. Still, it's not all bad. All of the girls are going to help cover for you, and without their testimony, they won't find out about all the
really
bad shit. I've already made the rounds, and we're agreed on a story. As far as anyone's concerned, the whole thing this afternoon was a stupid prank initiated by the Sterns. Cassie and Tabitha will say they were bullied into it."
"Bullied. Into showing me their asses, in school. Are you serious?"
"Kids these days, ya know. It's stupid, but they can't lock you up for something someone else did to you, and I'd be surprised if they'd risk taking this to trial when every witness will swear you had no knowledge of it. Not sure what fallout will hit the girls, but less than would come down on you."
Interesting. I suppose under normal circumstances, the girls would probably confirm Horen's assumption. Without their word, I could claim I'd been as surprised as the principal had been. Flimsy, but maybe a reasonable doubt? "What about the bar, though? She has a copy of the video. She matched Abbie's dress to her own prom pics."
"That's going to be trickier. How much had you had to drink that night? Enough that your friends would agree you weren't operating at peak efficiency?"
Megan pulled her breast to the side, then released it, letting the mound of jiggling flesh slap against my cheek playfully. "Some. I was probably tipsy, but I wasn't drunk. Why, are we supposed to claim she roofied me or something?"
"No, but if you were drunk enough, you might not have recognized her. She's not one of your students, after all, which might muddy the waters enough to give you plausible deniability. If she were still a minor, it wouldn't matter, but the codes on teachers banging students have a higher burden of proof of intent."
"You're sure?" It sounded too easy. Way too easy. I hadn't expected to be peddled hope, especially not from Louisa Barbour, a woman who'd called me a child molester to my face.
"I'm sure you have a chance. Not all of your fuck slaves lie as well as the Sterns, and there's no telling what else they'll dig up. We don't know who else has suspicions that may come forward. Plus they'll likely check your phone records, so we'll need a reason why you made any calls to your girls. I figure we can explain Taylor with your after school meet-ups, and Abbie we'll say she used her sister's phone and you just assumed it was Taylor at an alternate number. You were helping Cassie do some SAT retake tutoring as a favor to her mom, I figured, in case you two ever used phones."
"Huh. All right, I guess that makes sense. Sort of."
"They won't be able to get copies of your text messages, thank god, so just make sure you do like I told the girls and delete anything incriminating."
I squeezed Megan's tits tighter around my head, a warm, fleshy security blanket. "What about surveillance?"
"Surveillance?" she repeated incredulously. "Canon, you're an English teacher, not Jason Bourne. I suppose they might put your house on a patrol route. It shouldn't need saying, but given your penchant for ignoring the obvious, it's a bad idea to have your pets over, just in case they get nosy or your usual penchant for fucking everything up strikes again."