Chapter 13: Moneymaker
"And this is a Roly-poly-a," said Martha. "It goes over and around his dick real tight like this." She was showing Kelly on a realistic dummy male torso. "Then you fuck his ass with this part real hard and fast. That's why it has this big grip handle."
"Sounds horrific!" Kelly groaned. "Why would a guy allow someone to do that?!"
"Because they cum. They cum really hard until it fills up this decorative part on the end," said Martha. "At least a lot of men do. Some don't."
"I've been meaning to ask you about all this butt stuff," said Kelly. "I see all this stuff in the store. Do people really like it? You know I'm going to do it soon. I'm worried afterwards I'll have to wear an adult diaper the rest of my life."
"Oh, my love! Don't think that," Martha gave Kelly a sweet calming hug and peck on the lips. "You've seen my little pucker, right?"
"Well," said Kelly, trying to recall. "There were a lot of blankets and things. And you know it's personal, where they come out. I don't think so."
"Well, here, take a good look." Martha pulled down her chinos and undies and bent over for Kelly. She spread her butt cheeks so Kelly could have a good long look. "See? It looks good, doesn't it?"
Kelly got on her knees in close and peered at it. "Sure, I guess. I've never seen one before." It was just a tiny little nothing. Not even a hole, really. How would Scott's dick ever fit in something like that? She'd been right. She was going to die. "Does mine look like that?"
"Sure does," said Martha. "And here's the thing. I've been anally fisted before. So you have nothing to worry about."
Marty and Suzi walked in. They were the nice couple that Kelly had recently fled the store from. Kelly was inches close to Martha's anus. The latter was bent over with cheeks spread wide for Kelly to see. As the couple watched in silent astonishment, Kelly asked, "What the heck is that? Sounds painful."
Martha answered calmly from her position, "That's when a girl sticks her whole hand up your butt. You have to use a LOT of lube, though. Listen to the anal safety snails: go slow and use lube. But my point is, I'm perfectly fine. No ill effects. So don't worry about your upcoming loss of anal virginity."
"So Kelly, you're gonna try some butt sex?" asked Marty from the doorway.
Kelly, on her knees and leaning in to inspect Martha's ass, turned her head to notice the couple. She froze in terror. She looked like a kid whose hand was caught in the cookie jar.
"Oh, hi Marty, hi Suzi," said Martha, standing up and pulling up her panties then her pants. "Yes, just trying to allay her fears."
Suzi said, "It seems I'm always apologizing for my husband's behavior to you, Kelly. I'm sorry we startled you again and interrupted your tutorial. It sounded very relevant, what we heard of it."
"I think she got the jist," said Martha. "She'll be fine."
"I hope you have a very experienced person like Martha doing the honors, Kelly," said Marty kindly. "It makes a huge difference, trust me."
"Oh yeah," said Kelly, considering whether this was the weirdest conversation she'd ever had in her life. "Scott's gonna do it."
"Scott Miller? The actor from before? I absolutely adore him!" said Suzi enthusiastically. Her eyes squeezed into joyful crescents. Her hands raised and balled into fists. Her knees squeezed together. It was obvious she was trying to hold in a big batch of pussy cream that had just come down.
"Yeah, he's my boyfriend," said Kelly.
"He is?!" said Suzi enthusiastically. She seemed about to explode.
"He is?!" said Martha in shock.
"Kinda," Kelly said with embarrassment. "I know it's a bad idea to date a porn star."
"I don't know," said Suzi. "He seems like such a nice, happy, kind fellow. The women he works with always cum and cum and cum! Oh gosh I love watching him and his hard body and hard cock make love to a woman. And when he cums..." Suzi paused to squeeze her eyes shut and shudder. "I feel it deep in my loins." She relaxed her knees. Now her panties were soaked. She opened her eyes and continued, "I'd say you were the luckiest woman in the world to be dating him, Kelly."
"Aren't you dating me?" asked Martha sadly.
"Of course I'm dating you!" said Kelly, grabbing, hugging, and kissing Martha fiercely. Soon they were swallowing each other's mouths, and Kelly had one leg wrapped around her. Their hands roved.
Marty quietly looked on with deep poetic reverence. Suzi got steamy looking at her husband's bare-faced lust for the couple. "Why don't you young ladies come to dinner soon at our place?" Suzi offered.
Martha broke the kiss. "Your place?" she asked them. "Like before?"
"Yes," confirmed Suzi. "The four of us."
"It would have to be a lot more," said Martha.
"How much more?" asked Marty fearfully.
Martha whispered quickly back and forth with Kelly. "Five hundred apiece."
"That's an awful lot of money," said Marty fearfully. "I dunno."
Martha knew Kelly was in a receptive mood and quite turned on from their kissing. She whispered to Kelly. In response, Kelly said, "Sure. It's a grand. Whatever you want." Luckily, Ron was out of the shop. A good thing, because Martha figured this next part might get noisy.