Chapter 19 -- I Smell Smoke
Tuesday January 3
My eyes blinked open, and I looked over at Brook. She'd managed to kick off the sheets during the night. That would explain why I felt cold. She was gloriously naked, so I took a moment to take in her exquisite body. It reminded me of our fun last night before falling asleep.
She stretched and smiled coyly at me.
"Tell me how much you love me," she said.
I laughed.
"Demanding today, are we? I thought you were bossy enough last night," I replied.
She rolled over and threw her arms around me.
"Tell me, tell me you love me," she said.
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways," I said, quoting Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
Sometimes, my education came in handy.
"Would you climb the highest mountain for me?"
She was in a goofy mood. I nodded my head.
"Of course."
"Swim the deepest ocean?"
I raised my eyebrows.
"Only for you."
"Buy me a little sports car?"
"Why don't I just buy you a sports car, and you drive it up the mountain?" I suggested.
She giggled. The way it made her breasts move caught the attention of the sexual beast deep within. And here I was sure she'd slain him last night with her antics.
"Come on, Big Daddy," she almost purred. "Tell me."
"Whatev," I said in my best valley-girl imitation. "I love you."
"Brat," she said, then tickled me and gave me a pout. "That the best you can do?"
My eyes got big.
"You asked for it, Missy. There will be no toes wiggling by the end of the day."
I rolled on top of her, and my hands slid beneath her buttocks as I entered her, slowly, gently, until all of me was consumed in her hotness. Brook made a contented moan. I could already tell it was going to be a good day.
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Brook told me she needed more sleep and kicked me out of bed. Before breakfast, Tracy, Wolf, and Tim joined us for a morning surf. I helped Tami this morning while Pam and Manaia worked with the newcomers. It didn't take long before everyone was up and surfing.
Tim pointed to a woman lying on the beach when we came in.
"Do you think she's okay?"
We all looked closer. The woman was in a version of the little black dress, and there was a bottle of wine next to her. It looked like she'd had one too many and decided to sleep it off. Tami was ready to go check to make sure she was okay when Wolf stopped her.
"I bet David can pick her up."
The girls gave Wolf a look that said he was probably right. I was glad they had my back.
"I think it would be funnier if he scared her off," Tim said.
"Oh, I like that. He has to leave his shirt off, though," Wolf enthused.
"What's the bet?" I asked.
"If you pick her up, I have to let Cassidy put makeup on me. If you fail, Wolf lets her," Tim said.
I shrugged. I was just glad I didn't have to share the same fate as the loser. Wolf gave me a hopeful look because he knew how bad Cassidy had been at applying makeup when they dated. What he didn't realize was that my mom had taught her how to do it right. I bet Cassidy would enjoy making one of them up.
"Hang on. I want to record your epic fail. It's not every day that a girl turns down David," Tracy said and ran back to the car to get her phone.
Once Tracy returned, I made my way to where the girl was sleeping. When I got close, I realized she was probably in her mid-20s. Her dress had ridden up, and I could see a glimpse of her frilly panties. Her high heels were lying next to her. The girl was cute, in a total mess kind of way. She had sand in her hair, and, I was sure, in other places she didn't want it.
I got down on one knee next to her head to check whether she really was okay. She seemed to be sleeping. That was when inspiration struck. Sleeping Beauty was awakened with a kiss, so why not kiss her? I leaned down and did just that. To my surprise, it worked.
My Sleeping Beauty blinked a couple of times, then raised her arm to block the sun from her eyes and moaned. It was clear she was hungover. She squinted at me.
"Do I know you?" she asked.
I just stared at her with my best creepy stalker look. I must have nailed it because she sat up and looked nervous. Since I was on a roll, I decided to raise the creep factor.
"You're purdy," I said with a backwoods flair like you'd expect if you were about to be abducted by a pack of hillbillies.
The poor girl just stared back at me. She looked like a deer standing frozen in the middle of the road, caught in the headlights of a Mack truck bearing down on it. I could see she was contemplating whether she should run or try to kick my butt. I just stared back as the moment became decidedly awkward.
"Get the hell away from me," she blurted.
I held up my hands and stood up. I slowly backed up, and then she saw my friends with big smiles and Tracy with her phone out, recording our encounter. The girl closed her eyes and shook her head.
"Damn, I've been punked," she said.
"You okay to get home?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'm good and learned my lesson about drinking too much. If you do, you become a cautionary meme on social media. I must look a mess."
Her hair reminded me of some infamous celebrity mug shots. Specifically, Nick Nolte's, Mel Gibson's, and Lindsay Lohan's, in a mash-up way. I made sure she got in her car and drove home. We then went to my go-to diner and ate breakfast. I decided that morning sex, surfing, hanging out with friends, making crazy bets, and eating greasy food was how every day should start.
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Wolf was a much better sport than I would've been. He let Cassidy put bright red lipstick and green eyeshadow on him. The funny part was that he didn't look like that big of a freak when you considered we were in LA. Tim took a quick picture and shared it, and I was impressed that Wolf's mom was on the phone with him so quickly. It was a little creepy that our mothers all followed us on social media.