This is purely fantasy. Everyone is well over 18. The only part of this I recommend you try at home is tipping the waitresses well and in cash. They work hard to make your life easier.
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Stephan arrived at work just as Marie was leaving. She jumped up and hugged him. He lifted her off the ground in his powerful arms. She planted a kiss on his lips.
"Watch your phone. We are going to have some fun tonight." She winked. "I have to go shopping first and pack an overnight bag from home. That is if it's alright."
Stephan smiled. "Anything you want is alright."
"Good meet me at Outback at 8 and wear a tie."
He put her down and she ran off to her car giggling. Stephan was a bit confused about the choice of restaurants. Outback was okay but not spectacular. A bit too family oriented to be romantic. He trusted Marie's instincts.
When he got into work he realized that he would be paying for playing hooky the day before. Things had spontaneously broken. He spent most of the day fighting fires, writing estimates and doing odd jobs that always seemed to be top priority.
He took it in stride. After all, "as soon as possible" has the same literal meaning as "when I get around to it." His anxiousness about the weekend and thoughts of Marie were making it hard to work, and making him hard for that matter. He walked through the day with a painful boner and sweaty balls. Marie wasn't helping matters much. Through out the day she would send him pictures. It was a game she called, "Guess the body part."
Stephan thought the first one was easy, it was her nipple. He laughed and texted "Nipple"
"No Points." "Not Specific" "Wanted Left Nipple." "Would also accept Tina"
"You name your nipples?"
"Of course. And you can't kiss them until you know their names. No kissing girls without knowing their names manwhore!"
"What if I kept you from kissing my testicles?"
"I know their names. I named them." Another picture came through. It looked like a different nipple.
"That would be your right nipple."
"Very good, but what's her name."
"Anita?"
"Oh. She'll be so angry with you for getting her confused with that 'Ho. You can only kiss Tina."
"What if I said you couldn't touch my balls without knowing their names."
"Of course I know their names silly! I named them. Jonas and Grumby"
"Jonas and Grumby? What kind of named are those?
She sent back a picture of a finger. "Who am I and I will explain the logic."
Stephan looked hard trying to figure out which finger. Middle was a logical guess but it seemed to short. There were fingers on either side so it couldn't be the pinkie on index finger. That left the ring finger. Looking at the finger on either side he could tell it was the left.
"Left ring finger?" He texted her.
"How do you do it Holmes!"
"Elementary my dear Watson."
"Guess her name and I will reveal all. And then some."
Stephan thought. "Uma" he sent.
"Very good, the Bride from Kill Bill." "My right nipple is Louise." "Jonas Grumby was the proper name of the Skipper on Gilligan's Island." "Appropriate for your testicles because they're large and round." "Also :) Semen LOL!!"
She continued inventorying her body to him throughout the day. She sent her elbows, the inside of her mouth, and a photo that would have made her gynecologist blush. Finally Marie shared just who or what Anita was. Anita was her round puckered asshole.
"You owe Anita a kiss."
"Can I give it to batgirl instead? They are neighbors."
"We'll see."