This is part four of a seven-part novella; it should stand alone, but beginning at the beginning is the recommended pattern. I'm posting all the chapters at the same time so you shouldn't have to wait long for the rest. A
Literotica
Box Set for the summer.
The original idea for this work came following a discussion at the authors' hangout about frustrations with the black-and-white depictions of adultery in the section-which-cannot-be-named. So thanks to all who chipped in to that debate.
As usual, comments, criticism and support welcomed.
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'So what's next? More booze? A joint? You don't really want to watch a film, do you?'
'Your birthday, your choice.'
John and Yvonne were back from an almost-date at the town's best restaurant.
He had followed her into the front room and sat on the sofa and they talked while she adjusted the lighting and closed the curtains. She fell silent and flopped down at the opposite end of the comfortable seat folding her stockinged legs underneath her.
'But you're a guest, so it puts us in a bit of dilemma, doesn't it?'
She smiled at him, inviting for him to speak.
'I haven't watched a Hugh Grant movie for ages.'
He could see from her expression that she was pleased.
'And you have been going on about him all bloody evening.'
'Sorry about that.'
'No problem. When Hugh's in a woman's life, the rest of us just have to take a step back. And he's better than the muscled-hunks in some movies these days.'
Yvonne picked up the remote control and quickly found what she wanted on one of the streaming channels. She pressed hold just as the first fanfare of the production company burst through concealed speakers.
'So that's all set. Now what would you like my sober, long-suffering friend? Wine? I think we might have some beer and there's a bottle of Irish whiskey somewhere. I could dig that out. Or are you itching to get to the illegal substances?'
John looked at her trying to gauge what she would prefer. He couldn't. She was clearly less tipsy after the drive home and walk in the cold air. Did she want to restock as it were, or just enjoy the moment?
'I know this is going to sound boring. But what I'd like most is more coffee. When I smoke I tend to get quite dozy. I'd hate to fall asleep while Hugh weaves his magic.
'To work.'
John was impressed at the agility with which Yvonne unfolded herself and jumped to her feet. He rose more sedately and got to her in time to support her firmly by the forearm as she swayed. They stood for a minute while she regained equilibrium. Clearly the booze was still affecting her.
'There's real coffee in the freezer. Second drawer. We usually just drink instant, but I know you don't.'
He watched as she unselfconsciously reached into higher cupboards retrieving a filter cone, papers and mugs. Each time she stretched the hem of the dress seemed to reveal more thigh. The artist in him admired the stretching of the suspender elastic and the tension in the thin material of her stockings against her smooth thighs. His inner man became conscious of blood pumping to his cock. He busied himself with kettle and final preparations as Yvonne hopped onto a high stool. Was she aware that the material of her skirt was dropping away revealing more leg? Was she teasing him? He smiled in pleasant speculation.
She was active again after he opened the fridge to get the milk. She disappeared momentarily into what he assumed was a laundry room and returned with a medium-sized white bucket with the scratched transfer of a plump cherub adorning its side. He was mystified as she went back to the freezer and pulled out a bag of ice which was emptied into the container. All became clear when she took the champagne bottle he had given her earlier and screwed it down into the bed of cubes.
'You've got some catching up to do. And I'm buggered if I'm sharing this with Paul after he pissed off with some floozy for the weekend.'
'Floozy. Now there's a word you don't hear every day.'
John assumed she was joking, but she scampered out in her stockinged feet, returning with her phone.
'Tell me he's not grabbing her tits.'
He had to take her wrist to stop her waving the phone around in front of his face. There was an image of Paul, his arm around a dark-haired woman with a cleavage of Caroline Simpson proportions. They were grinning as they took the selfie and John had to admit it
did
look as if his thumb was stroking the underside of the woman's boob.
'He sent me a text on Friday night to say him and Bridget - she's another teacher at the school - were having to share a tent. Some mix up about numbers. I didn't think anything about it until I saw this.'
'You're upset aren't you?'
'Come on. You've been in a tent before. Modesty is impossible. I've been thinking about the two of them together since I got this this afternoon.'
He stood up and put his arms around her. He was surprised at the strength with which she clung to him and pushed her face into his shoulder. The flood of explanation and suspicion was muttered against his chest. Not once did she raise her face to to look at him. He just maintained the loose embrace and let her talk. It was probably no more than five minutes before she eased herself away from him with a final barb.
'What really pisses me off is that he arranges this on my birthday. He
knows
the day. He shouldn't have done it. Come on, let's go back to Hugh and get wrecked.'
She spun on a heel and went back to the front room. He followed with the tray of coffee and went back for the wine and a couple of glasses. Yvonne was staring at the opening credits, coffee in hand, when he got back. He sat quietly next to her leaving about a foot between them and reached for his own mug. She closed the distance and slipped her arm under his without speaking.
Say what you like about Hugh Grant, he knows a good scriptwriter when he meets one. They couldn't help but laugh at the well-crafted jokes. John found himself admiring how the character Hugh was playing - another well-heeled naΓ―f - was always kept just this side of upper-class twittery. Enough, anyway, that you had to empathise with his romantic dilemmas. It would have been so easy to get irritated by the sense of unexamined privilege which pervaded this, like all his other, films.
About fifteen minutes in, John felt Yvonne relax as she began to laugh. They started chatting about what was going on on screen; exchanging views on the physical attributes of the leading players; speculating about how they, themselves would look in some of the outfits the stars were wearing. John reminisced about living in some of the London locations the movie was filmed in, in the days before the poor were priced out of them. At some point he had slipped his arm over her shoulder as she snuggled closer.
About half-way through, the coffee long gone, Yvonne stretched over him to reach for the champagne. The baby bucket was at his feet and she ended up lying across his knees. It was a natural gesture and at first he didn't think anything of it. She was heavier than she looked and he had to adjust his legs to take her weight. He enjoyed the sight of the dress sliding around as she strained to get to the bottle. She was reaching out with one and had had to put the other down to the carpet to take her weight. When the crease of her buttocks appeared beneath the green, however, he could take it no more. He brought the flat of his hand softly down on her nearly-exposed rump. Yvonne let out a small cry and moved the hand from the floor to cover herself. He immediately felt the soft cushioning of her breasts press down on his leg. It was only then that he became aware of the increased pressure coming from his own groin.
'Here, let me. You'll pull a muscle or something.'
They were both laughing as Yvonne struggled upright. John was pretty sure the hand which pressed on his balls was put there for leverage only. She ended up in a heap at the other end of the sofa, a picture of indecent exposure. One of her breasts had fallen out of her dress, the skirt was bunched around her waist and her splayed thighs revealed that the triangle of lace had somehow got pulled sideways exposing her perfect pussy, the inner labia fully enclosed.
'If that was spanking I don't get what all the fuss is about.'
'That was just an opening shot to get your attention.'
'Again with the promises.'
Yvonne was looking down at her
deshabille
. She was frozen for a moment, unsure which part of the wardrobe disaster to deal with first. Then she tugged the skirt front between her legs with one hand and clamped the other over the exposed boob. She laughed nervously.
'Get a good look?'
'You're gorgeous.'
John put on a moony, young-lover-type voice hoping to indicate he just considered it a fun moment between friends. He pointedly turned his head away to pick up the bottle which was the cause of all the confusion. He could feel the sofa undulating as Yvonne covered herself up. When it stopped he considered it safe to turn to her again.
'I've got something between my legs that all women crave.'
He grinned at her and indicated that his thighs were clamped against the sides of the bottle as he played with the wire holding the cork in place.
'Ooh, it is a big one, Miss Jones.'
Yvonne put on a little schoolgirl voice and they both sniggered. She made a grab for the bottle.