Screwed by Wall Street - Part 2 - Joan Goes Away, But Not Really
Chapter 4 - Transition is Hard
I didn't set the alarm and was shocked when the phone rang and I saw it was after eight. Pat's voice was cruel, "Are you still in bed at this hour? What happened to the most organized woman executive in town?"
"My head aches. Private parts of me are sore. I went to bed naked, which I've never done before, and now I'm lying here in the sun and wondering where my three lovers went." I added an enticing moan after that.
She laughed, "You know what, you are twenty-eight going on eighteen and getting a few life lessons."
I put on a silken voice and said, "The homework this weekend was very nice."
Pat responded, "You are welcome. I had fun too. But Joan, we have plans and decisions to make. How do you want to handle the next few days? The girls and I have to be out of here by the end of the day today. Alex says he needs forwarding info for the phone and email and snail mail."
I thought fast. "We don't want anything or anybody coming here. What about a hotel suite or an instant apartment rental? Are you willing to be the dragon lady about my former existence until we get a few things going?"
Pat laughed. "With Alex's leverage and contacts, we can have an address almost anywhere you want. Are you going to be there at all? That makes a difference."
"Whatever it takes. And will you ask Gloria about how to get me some help with disguises when you get back to the apartment? Somebody discreet?"
"Her mom was a costume person for the Met for a while. Maybe she would help."
I gushed at her, "You know, you helped make me a new woman this weekend. If you didn't have the smartest, hottest boyfriend in town, I'd be all over you!"
"Ok, hot stuff, back to business."
"Alright, here's a quick game plan. Let's take a concierge floor double suite at a midtown hotel. Tell them we will be there for a couple of weeks, or more. Also, arrange for their security to provide two shifts of a dedicated guard. That will cut down on the curious folks we don't want to see, but put on appearances for the people we do need to see, including lawyers and selected reporters. See that they have a decent room for a press conference or two. Make sure it is a place where you are comfortable working."
"Hey, not bad. I'll call you after lunch with an update. Want to give me an idea of what you are going to be doing yourself?"
"Well, since I've regressed to eighteen, I'm going to have to look for a nanny, or governess or something."
We both giggled.
"Actually, that gives me an idea. I'm going over to the gym and see if Ellen can fix me up with a personal trainer to get my body on a program to take on Tony and Roy. I didn't do so well with them this weekend."
"Oh god, honey, you don't know what kind of star you are. They've already told Gloria and me that if we give them any shit, they know where they are going next."
"Ooh, both of them! But wait a minute. Let's take this plan a little bit further. Joan Middleton is going to leave town for someplace far away, isn't she? How soon can that happen and still keep all the lawyers happy?"
"At least two weeks, and that's tight."
"So, we need to be prepared to go out of sight someplace nearby in two weeks. A big house with isolation, but good access to Kennedy. Will it work for Erica's father, Mr. Austrian moneybags, to take a year's lease? What about some mansion that's been on the market but not moving? Herr Von Steichen insists on privacy and no publicity, doesn't he?
Practical Pat said, "There are a lot of blanks to fill in, but it's consistent with our talk on the weekend. The bank that has the largest of your accounts, which just got a lot bigger, should be able to handle the Von Steichen account without attracting too much attention. We're going to need at least a half a million."
"Let's start higher than that. Call our friend Steve in Geneva and tell him I'm going to be doing some co-investment work with an Austrian inventor and I would like a million transferred from one of his blind accounts to the new Von Steichen Enterprises account here in New York. That reduces the chance of some nosey bank clerk selling us out to the media. And gives you a bank reference for the rental."
"Erica, that's a hell of a lot of work for one day. Steve's probably already on his way home."
"That's why you're paid that fantastic salary, lady. Did I tell you about the new title and raise you just got? Executive Director of the to-be-named foundation. $350K plus bonus, housing and an unlimited personal expense account."
There was silence on the line. "Really?"
"Really. Get to work, I'm off to the gym."
Chapter 5 - Joan disappears, or does she?
After finishing my planning session with Pat, I called Gloria and asked if she had classes this morning. "Nope, but there's serious homework sitting right here."
"Did Pat ask you about the disguise business?"
"Yeah, but Mom's not back from visiting my sister in Boston until tomorrow."
"I've decided you need some exercise. Go down to that running shop and get matching running outfits in your and my sizes and bring them over here. Not too flashy. Something a couple of serious runners would wear. And get one of those stupid hats that takes my hair and mostly covers my face."
"You and I are going running?"
"Yes, I've never been seen running outdoors.The car and driver always took me to the gym. If anybody asks when we go out, you and I are new tenants, just moved in. I'm going to talk to Ellen about a new location and low visibility. I'll fill you in when you get here."
I called down to Tony and asked if there were any lurkers around. "They come and go. I think you are on their list, but not at the top. Why do you ask?"
"Your girlfriend and I are going running. In public, in matching outfits. We are two new tenants, and there's a whisper around that we are paired up."
Silence on the line. "Hmmm, you've turned the only girlfriend I ever really loved? I'm heartbroken. I'm going to extract severe favors. From both of you."
God, I liked this guy. Fighter, bodyguard, security freak, lover. Girl, I said to myself, you better pay attention to treating him right.
"So, you're not all worn down from the weekend? After your shift is over at three, what about some lunch and a planning session?"