Cigarette burns pockmarked the yellow surface of the long, oak table sitting in the center of the room. A single, overcrowded ashtray sat lonely on the tableâs top. Stale smoke hung in the air and, judging from its lack of movement, could have been hanging there for years. The only window, placed too high on the wall to offer any real illumination, had wire covering its stippled glass. Officer Murphy guarded the door like a centurion - one who had just won a major battle. Sitting across from Moe, leaning back on two legs of a chair, was Detective Jansen, known as Janney to his detective buddies, and pain-in-the-ass to Moe.
Back at Moeâs house, Murphy had had the decency to allow Mona some privacy while she dressed and he never cuffed her. Moe didnât get the same courtesy. Murphy and his goons watched Moe dress from his socks to his tie.
âEyeing my wanger might lead me to believe you got other designs, Murphy. Maybe I should be blushing.â
âShut the fuck up, Gafferson, and get a move on. We got a cell with your name on it.â
âThen thereâs no reason to make Mona come along.â
âAinât my call about your moll. For now she goes.â
He slapped the cuffs on Moe and then carted him and Mona into the police station. All three policemen had refused to answer Moeâs questions about Metzgerâs murder. At the station house, Mona had been escorted to a side desk and offered coffee while Moe had been presented to Detective Jansen.
Moe and Jansen hadnât become friends or planned any cocktail parties. Twenty minutes had passed since Moe was dragged into the interrogation room. His wrists were still handcuffed, and nothing but the pâs and qâs of Moeâs detective license had been discussed, with Jansen begrudgingly admitting the license was on the level.
Jansen was old for a cop, knocking on the back door of fifty. Too many beers or someoneâs home cooking had given him a nice sized paunch. The two thin chair legs seemed to bow under his weight. He looked at Moe through low-lidded eyes. âWhyâd you kill him, Gafferson?â
Moe considered not answering, but a murder charge hanging over his head had him feeling a little more cooperative. âMetzger didnât deserve to live, but it wasnât me that sought the resolution,â said Moe.
âMurphy tells me the guy cut you up pretty bad.â
Moe cast a glance at Murphy. The flatfoot was wearing a shit-eating grin and leaning casually against the door. Moe didnât mind pushing a couple of Murphyâs buttons, if for no other reason than to wipe the smile off the copperâs face. âIf Murphy knew Metzger committed a crime, why didnât he get the bum off the street like a good cop would?â
Murphyâs fists clenched, and the grin evaporated. A buck said an audience was the only thing that kept Murphy from using his clenched fists on Moe. It was Moeâs turn to smile. Murphy reacted with a growl and took a step away from the doorjamb he was making love to. Jansen must have sensed an impending scuffle. With a thud, the head detective pushed the front two legs of his chair down to the floor and used his bulk to shove the table toward Moe.
âListen, Gafferson, we know Metzger had a good hand with a blade. And we know you made a trip to Appolloniaâs asking after him - a little tail named Lily Mae gave you up. Itâs pretty easy to put two-and-two together.â
âSorry, Mac. Youâre coming up with five. There must be a hundred members in the Sliced-by-Metzger club. Ask Lily Mae, sheâs one of them. A peep show with her as the main attraction would reveal some of Metzgerâs handiwork on her left tit - whacked off at the nub.â
Moe could almost hear Jansenâs brain ticking as the detective made a mental note about Lily Mae. And then his eyes focused again on Moe. âNone of the other ninety-nine were seen fighting with Metzger on the street only hours before he was found dead. That honor belongs to you.â
Moe shrugged. âIf I wanted to kill him, I would have done it then. I had him down on the street. Didnât any of your eye witnesses tell you that?â
Jansen tilted back in the chair again, folding his arms across his chest and resting them on his gut. The bottom button of his shirt tried not to pop. âNah, I think youâre stupid, but I donât figure you to be that stupid. You wouldnât kill a man with so many witnesses screening the action. Where were you last night around midnight, Gafferson?â
A knock on the door stopped Moe from answering. Without waiting for a response, a blue-gray haired woman bustled into the room. Her robust stature forced the seams of her uniform to perform a Herculean feat. She marched over to Jansen, whispered in his ear, and then turned to walk out. Whatever she said didnât sit well with Jansen. He grumbled under his breath, and he and Murphy followed Mrs. Blue Hair out the door like the Three Stooges mimicking a train.
Moe shifted irritably in his chair. The being-alone-part was fine, but the still-cuffed-part was grating on him. His shoulder cramped and an itch in his armpit, where he couldnât reach, was annoying the hell out of him. He was tired. Plain and simple. The past week had been rougher than most. He hadnât slept much and his gut still ached - not the sharp, burning pain of a few days ago, but a dull ache that never subsided. Red embers, like blistering fireflies, burned the back of his eyes. He wanted to snooze for a week. Maybe wake-up a time or two for a tumble with Mona.
Fuck. Mona. What the hell had Moe gotten her in involved in? He knew better than to get cozy with a dame when he was working, especially a dame like Mona. It never worked out. Dames got in the way, screwed up your thinking, reminded a man heâs a man and has a role to protect the weaker sex.
But as a protector, Moe had come up short. The sight of Mona bound and gagged when heâd come home last night, and the look of panic in her eyes, was etched in his brain. If Metzger had still been loitering at Moeâs house at that moment, the police would have had a real reason to haul Moe in. Blazing anger still simmered in his bones. He hoped whoever had offed the louse had made him suffer.
Moe hadnât been able to keep Metzgerâs evil from touching Mona, but heâd be damned if heâd let her get dragged into this any further. Maybe when this was all over, Moe would take her in his arms, squeeze her delicious body close, and the two of them could mull over the cards theyâd been dealt. But for now, he was determined to keep her out of trouble.
The stooges returned sans Mrs. Blue Hair and took up their same positions: Murphy at the door and Jansen in the chair opposite Moe. Jansen slipped off his suit jacket and slung it over the back of a nearby chair. As hefty evidence there was no Mrs. Jansen: the wrinkles only slightly outnumbered the stains on Jansenâs dingy dress shirt.
The detective wasted no time getting back to the grilling. âLetâs set the record straight, Gafferson. We know you were Over the Rhine. Schmidt was killed and you got cut up real good. What we donât know is who Schmidtâs party favor was. And since you do know, weâd be obliged if youâd tell us.â
âI canât help you.â
âMaybe it was Miss Mona Dale.â
âKeep her out of this. Sheâs got nothing to do with anything. Sheâs a nurse I met at the hospital. Thatâs it!â
âA nurse youâve gotten pretty friendly with.â
âDrop it, Jansen. Youâre barking up the wrong tree.â