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Day 1. 11 :00 AM (EDT)
Almost an hour has passed since our arrival on the American continent. Customs checks went smoothly. All the papers are in order, much to the relief of Richard, who was literally holding his breath at the counter. I can't wait to get the keys of our camper and finally relax.
We have been waiting for our luggage for almost half an hour now... Why is it taking so long? I'm starting to worry, but I keep it to myself. Maybe it's irrational. I should know it always takes forever... Finally, the first suitcase shows up on the conveyor belt. Then others. I see one of our bags and jump off the bench to grab it. The second one appears shortly after, which Richard catches. We manage to get out despite the maze of corridors and doors that is Montreal-Trudeau airport, and then take a bus to the city center. It's time to choose - reluctantly - between visiting the city or picking up the motorhome at the dealership. The after-effects of the trip and the accumulated fatigue are good reasons to find a hotel room for the night... It would be tempting to discover Montreal before leaving for good the next day. But the time difference, which sent us back in the early morning, plays in favor of another scenario. Not to mention the extreme excitement of discovering our new home on wheels as soon as possible. Also, to cut it short, we have set up a meeting with the salesman this very day.
We take advantage of the first hours to make a tour of the Old Montreal. I am hungry because I did not eat anything in the plane and I definitely want to taste a poutine before leaving Quebec. Richard is not against it, but warns me that I might be disappointed... Indeed. I was expecting better.
We stroll in a large park with a forest-like atmosphere where we almost get lost. A smiling old man with a deep accent who was passing by saves us by indicating the nearest road. And now the afternoon is well underway! Time to go to the dealer's store, located at the edge of town, in a somewhat deserted commercial area. Failing to find any public transport to get there, we call a cab. A short time later, a red and white car pulls up in front of us. A stocky man with a full belly, looking serious under a thick mustache, emerges from the vehicle.
We leave the dense and commercial streets of the city center. Gradually the road widens, small shops give way to hypermarkets or gas stations located at crossroads. In the oldest part of the city, vertical architecture and street grid, although predominant, leave room to some reminiscences of the European influence. Now, we are slowly plunging into a purely North American universe. One thing remains unchanged, however: from the center to the outskirts, homes, businesses, schools, sheds, all are built of red brick.
-- It's crazy, all these red bricks! Why are there so many of them? I ask.
-- You know, it's like this all-over North America. In Ottawa, Detroit, Washington... Mostly on the East Coast, actually, says Richard. The British imported the brick trend, and since they had plenty of clay on their hand here, they built everything with it!
I didn't mention it until now: Richard is French and Canadian! His parents are originally from Vancouver. They moved to France in the early 90's, shortly before he was born. He seldom visited his family, as the West of Canada is so far from France. For the first time tough, Richard will live in Canada. Well, not right away. In a few months from now...
I keep contemplating the ochre-colored buildings. They fascinate me so much. The cab takes us to the edge of the city. We cross the Rivière des Prairies and go up the watercourse. We drive along a street lined with trees and rather rich residences. Then, after a bend in the road, houses disappear. Vegetation becomes rarer. Shops and parking lots reappear. The driver turns soon in front of an island of hangars and car garages. He stops the car. We reached our destination. I pay the fare while Richard takes our luggage out of the trunk. Getting back into his cab, the man orchestrates a perilous reverse onto the bumpy sidewalk. The car rocks in one direction and in the other as each tire goes down the curb. It seems the whole car is going to collapse. We watch the scene in silence. Perhaps he's feeling observed as the driver turns his head towards us. He stares at us for a moment and storms off, bent over his steering wheel. We exchange a friendly smile. I take a look at the area around us. The old fence encircling the dealership, if it was able to dissuade any thief once, now acts as an ornament. On the half-open gate hangs an insipid sign flocked with the inscription "All Seasons VR" in capital letters. First impression: hum... better not to talk about it...
We enter the parking lot. A dozen vans and campers lay there, at most. Richard is surprised to see so few of them, a feeling I share with him. We linger a few moments, trying to find the model we have reserved. To no avail. As we start to scratch our heads, a voice suddenly rises in our back.
[In order to convey Quebecois accent and wording with the most authenticity, some words and elements of punctuation have been related in their original language]
--
AllΓ΄
! Can I help you?
The man emerges from the gray tin building located on the other side of the lot. He walks towards us, waving his hand exaggeratedly above him.
-- We have an appointment with Mr. Billette? To buy one of your motorhomes, Richard replies, reaching to shake his hand.
-- Ha
sti
... You're the French! he grumbles, a half-concealed pout of displeasure on his face.
Seems like he is not very happy to see us. I am about to find out why...
Of average height, well into his forties, Billette wears a vest that is too loose for him. The sky-blue suit looks long faded. His ill-fitting red and white tie clashes with the rest of his outfit. However, I notice that his Richelieu shoes are perfectly polished. The man wears a fake smile, up to his ears. On top of his skull in the shape of a rugby ball, a bunch of brown lacquered hair lay there, plastered on the side. The short, coarse hairs of his resurgent beard indicate he hasn't shaved in several days.
-- Yes, we spoke by phone about one of your motor homes. You agreed to set aside a Citroen Challenger model for us... But we don't see it here, Richard continues.
Billette rubs his bald forehead.
-- Ahem
calice
... That's the one I sold it last week.
We open our eyes wide.
-- Pardon? I ask.
-- Wait... You had agreed on the phone that it would be reserved for us! And you sold it without warning? Richard suddenly raises his voice.
--
Voyons donc
! No contract was signed! I do what I want with my RVs,
calice
, he replies defensively.
-- Well... No need to argue, I said, sensing an argument coming. And Richard losing his cool. Do you have any other models in the same price range?
-- Hum... Wait until I check about that.
Billette briefly reviews the handful of motorhomes parked in the parking lot.
-- So... Hold on a second, please, I'll get the key to this one, he says before trotting over to the shop.
I can't stand tense exchanges of this sort. I have to defuse this situation. This is only the beginning of our journey! Today more than any other day, I want things to go well, even if it means making concessions. In our relationship, I am the one who knows how to keep my cool and handle stressful situations. Richard is a planner, but when faced with the unexpected, he quickly loses his cool. I hug him and look him straight in the eye.
-- My love. Let's not panic! Wait and see what else he has to offer. Then we'll improvise. We put some money aside for unexpected events like these. If that does not work, we call a cab. We get a room for the night and tomorrow we contact other dealers. OK?
Richard takes a deep breath. He wishes, as I do, that everything goes well. My composure helps him to calm down.